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"Recommended Daily Allowance Contest."

Run children and try to find the highest RDA percent on edible items you have in your house.

I have found my vitamin C tablets which are 1666% of a normal person's Recommended Daily Allowance.

Beat that. :P

Go! Run! :D

very, very special indeed

I ODeed. Um.. what the Hell? How do you write OD'D. Overdosed it is then.

Yes. I overdosed on Orange Juice 2 years ago. A carton a day kept the cold away. I haven't had a cold since. Apart from the time I poisoned myself with a fan. But aren't I special. Yes you are!

hedfix= lord of the pigs.

*bows to ambassador tig's un defiable knowledge*

*kicks him in the nads and runs for no apparent reason*

*is evil and cool but has still been kicked in the nads*

Clazon wrote:

> *thinks why a "lord" is a farmer*

D'Oh like hello... lord voldemort, Lord vader,(Evil) Lord of the rings etc

All Evil and cool people must be called Lord so and so...

oh thank you wise ambassador of the solar system.

*thinks why a "lord" is a farmer*

*kicks hedfix in the nads and runs*

Clazon wrote:

> *prays hedfix doesnt know about his daughter yet*

<-- Use mysteriously dark voice -->

"It might be too late my son, Lord Hedfix knows all beneath the sun"

*wonders who wrote this script anyway

*falls from the wrath of a flailing pitch fork*

*prays hedfix doesnt know about his daughter yet*

*Don's Dungarees*

Y'all been pokeing ma sistuh and one o'yous gonna hav t'marra her!

*Drives tractor through flimsy walls from back of set*

Bora† SagdiyeV wrote:
> hedfix slept with your dads aunties dogs hairdresser!
>
> *security personnel looking edgy*

in the words of our loveable little forums scamp (j nash)

OMG OMG ALL HELLS GONNA BE LET LOOSE!

*steel chair to hedfix*

*steel chair to borat for bringing up "old scars"*

:D