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"Dear God..."

What would you say if you could write a letter to God?

Dear God,

Please smite The sagacious one into the ground for he is a sinner.

Yours lovingly,
Your Son (of sorts)

Your wish shall be pondered.

p.p.s don't strike the good ones, I meant annihilate the bad uns. But you already knew that didn't you? So prayers then? If you know our every thought before we think it why do us humans assume that we need to pray? We are stupid aren't we?

p.p.p.s Sheepy unleased the omega virus and needs to be turned into a haggis.

Dear God,

smite down all those who take forums seriously and post stuff like "asdafg;hjhj[;'[;#''#". No one cares, Lord, about stuff like this, I don't care about GADs, banning or anything to do with who plagarised what. Many here are good people, simple people who just want to write funnies and stuff to relieve them of the tedium which is their jobs.

Strike them with furious anger and let's have some vengence.

Yours,

the sagacious one

p.s please don't make an example of me and turn me into anything unatural.

p.p.s don't forget to cast your vote in the election.

You're not Sheept, don't worry.

Black Glove wrote:
> Oh no. I don't know how to tell you this but, you're going to burn in
> hell.

Awww... that's not very nice.

Ineedsleep wrote:
> Well I found this:
>
> http://members.aol.com/davecrnll/cain.html

Basically, that site works on the boundary of this scripture.
'Then Cain went away from the presence of the Lord, and dwelt in the land of Nod, east of Eden. Cain knew his wife, and she conceived and bore Enoch.'
However, that is taken from the King James version of the bible, which, is the most common version. But when it says "Cain knew his wife" it's just the King James' version way of saying that they had intercourse, which is why it goes onto say that she conceived and bore Enoch.
It says no where in the Bible where Cain's wife actually came from.

Ineedsleep wrote:
> I also spotted somewhere that one of the religions believe they had
> 56 children and Adam lived to be over 900 years old.

Well, in the Bible, it says that Cain had a son, who had a son, who..for 6 generations, and THEN it says that Eve had another son.
And we know that other people like Moses and Abraham lasted for 900 hundred years or whatever, so I don't see any reason why Adam and Eve wouldn't have.

Well I found this:

http://members.aol.com/davecrnll/cain.html

I also spotted somewhere that one of the religions believe they had 56 children and Adam lived to be over 900 years old.

Ineedsleep wrote:
> He didn't - he married a women from an Eastern village I think.

Where does it say that?