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Zeko hungrily stuffed down the last of his pepperoni pizza, then threw the box on the floor. He was too busy to put it in the bin, he could do that when he had rendered at least half the worlds computers helpless. For Zeko was the super hacker, the best the world had ever seen, with an IQ higher than anyone’s. This was all true, in Zeko’s mind at least. He was so close to perfecting this virus, so close that he could taste it. His plan was simple, shutdown the majority of the computers with internet access, then keep them shut down until the governments of the world acknowledged him as supreme god. Then, he would restart the computers, stealing vital information that he could sell to shady characters. As you may have gathered, Zeko was insane.
Zeko quickly called up protocols and tramped through passwords, a process made harder by the fact that his mouse was severely damaged, due to being thrown against the wall in a tantrum earlier on. Most of the plastic was missing, and the connections were loose, meaning he had to press down hard to get any kind of reaction. Time enough to get a new mouse after I’m a billionaire, thought Zeko. Stretching out to get comfortable, he made sure not to touch any of the dozens of wires he had all around his PC. There is as much power in this biatch, thought Zeko, to rival a pylon.
Finally, several hours later, Zeko hit the jackpot. He found the weak spot, and prepared to unleash his virus. Start “WoRLd - HaCk$^”? the computer asked. Zeko, in a fit of glee, pushed down harder than he normally would on his mangled mouse, breaking a connection and sending all the hundreds of volts from the PC into his hand and up his arm, ending his psychotic life.
Thats okay, I respect your opinion.
*being honest mode*
I'm going to hunt you down and kill you :D
That was great.
*Being honest mode*
I thought it was pants.
Zeko hungrily stuffed down the last of his pepperoni pizza, then threw the box on the floor. He was too busy to put it in the bin, he could do that when he had rendered at least half the worlds computers helpless. For Zeko was the super hacker, the best the world had ever seen, with an IQ higher than anyone’s. This was all true, in Zeko’s mind at least. He was so close to perfecting this virus, so close that he could taste it. His plan was simple, shutdown the majority of the computers with internet access, then keep them shut down until the governments of the world acknowledged him as supreme god. Then, he would restart the computers, stealing vital information that he could sell to shady characters. As you may have gathered, Zeko was insane.
Zeko quickly called up protocols and tramped through passwords, a process made harder by the fact that his mouse was severely damaged, due to being thrown against the wall in a tantrum earlier on. Most of the plastic was missing, and the connections were loose, meaning he had to press down hard to get any kind of reaction. Time enough to get a new mouse after I’m a billionaire, thought Zeko. Stretching out to get comfortable, he made sure not to touch any of the dozens of wires he had all around his PC. There is as much power in this biatch, thought Zeko, to rival a pylon.
Finally, several hours later, Zeko hit the jackpot. He found the weak spot, and prepared to unleash his virus. Start “WoRLd - HaCk$^”? the computer asked. Zeko, in a fit of glee, pushed down harder than he normally would on his mangled mouse, breaking a connection and sending all the hundreds of volts from the PC into his hand and up his arm, ending his psychotic life.