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A bloody spider! Damn things! Honestly, I know that the little thing cant hurt me but still, here I am trapped on my PC, O well it could be worse...

Humans swallow on average 8 spiders in their sleep during their entire lifetime.

*Pukes*

Frankly, I am offended by the way you use the word big.


Shame...

the below word is supposed to be *big. I would not ussually point this out but the word i havent written instead, nig, can be takena as a racist comment.

Why do you think we have no man sized spiders!? Ay? Its because they all get trodden on way before they get a chance to get that nig! Thankfully!

Can you imagin that, hitting a spider right between the eyes with your slipper then running for your life!

I generally try not to kill meduim or smaller spiders, if i find them in my bedroom i will just catch them in a bottle or something and watch them crawl around for a while. Its cool seeing some of them really fast ones whizz about.

Although the really big ones *HAVE* to die. Whether they be in my garden or house. God rid of some REALLY big offenders when we were taking down our old fence the other week. Never even seen some of the types i saw before. They were instantly deemed guilty of being scary and killed by concrete posts.

Flies dont crawl into your ear and then set up a nest though.

I won't kill em because even though I dislike them, I'd rather have them about the house than FLIES. god I hate flies. WHY do we have flies? FLIES!

*sigh of desperation and despair*

AfroJoe wrote:
> I set one on fire once.

I tried that once, i ended up setting the living room carpet on fire.

Happy times.

I hit them with my shoe until they are nothing but mush.
They deserve it for being in my general vicinity.

I set one on fire once. Then intended to keep it as a pet but I suffocated it.

Many moons ago.