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Hello, and welcome to Footballers do the Funniest Things!!!1!
With all of the money they earn, they have the power to do pretty much anything they desire, and let me tell you, some of their desires are rather strange.
Prutton Dressed As Lamb
Southampton’s England Under 21 midfielder David Prutton has a rather peculiar hobby. He likes to put on a fleece and mingle with the sheep at a local farm!!!1! Prutton can often be found on all fours, making conversation with the other sheep and diving into the dip. Apparently he’s not the only footballer to engage in such activities, American forward Josh Wolff is also rumoured to be fond of sheep’s clothing!!!1!
Rooney Toons
Wonder-kid Wayne Rooney also leads a secret double life. When he’s not dazzling Everton and England fans on the pitch, he’s sitting in his basement drawing cartoons!!!1! Since a young age Wayne was a big fan of Warner Bros cartoons, and wrote to them on many occasions asking if he could draw for them. After seeing his great Bugs Bunny, they signed him up on a 20 year contract, that he simply can’t get out of!!!1!
Old King Cole
Since ending his rather disappointing England career, Andy Cole has found time in his schedule to take in a little history. He plays the part of Henry VIII for Blackburn’s historical society!!!1! Each week Andy gets to choose himself a wife from the members of the group, and even gets to choose whether to behead them or release them at the end of the night!!!1!
It’s Not Terry’s It’s Mine
Chelsea’s John Terry also has a rather strange pastime. He borrows garden equipment from friends, then claims that he’s the rightful owner of it!!!1! So far John’s exploits have seen him gain a wheelbarrow, a trowel and a chainsaw, however he lost out on a spade when the judge decided that it wasn’t Terry’s!!!1!
Pure as the Driven Flo
Norwegian striker Torre Andre Flo made some pretty drastic demands in his attempts to escape relegated Sunderland. It is rumoured that Portsmouth showed an interest in him, but he’d only speak to them if they would send a white limo, driven by a virgin clad in white to pick him up!!!1! Not only that, Flo refused to join in with his team mates when they engage in Sunny D drinking sessions, claiming that only pure orange will be sufficient for him!!!1!
Join us again next time on Footballers do the Funniest Things when we catch up with Dennis Wise at the Taxi rank…
With all of the money they earn, they have the power to do pretty much anything they desire, and let me tell you, some of their desires are rather strange.
Prutton Dressed As Lamb
Southampton’s England Under 21 midfielder David Prutton has a rather peculiar hobby. He likes to put on a fleece and mingle with the sheep at a local farm!!!1! Prutton can often be found on all fours, making conversation with the other sheep and diving into the dip. Apparently he’s not the only footballer to engage in such activities, American forward Josh Wolff is also rumoured to be fond of sheep’s clothing!!!1!
Rooney Toons
Wonder-kid Wayne Rooney also leads a secret double life. When he’s not dazzling Everton and England fans on the pitch, he’s sitting in his basement drawing cartoons!!!1! Since a young age Wayne was a big fan of Warner Bros cartoons, and wrote to them on many occasions asking if he could draw for them. After seeing his great Bugs Bunny, they signed him up on a 20 year contract, that he simply can’t get out of!!!1!
Old King Cole
Since ending his rather disappointing England career, Andy Cole has found time in his schedule to take in a little history. He plays the part of Henry VIII for Blackburn’s historical society!!!1! Each week Andy gets to choose himself a wife from the members of the group, and even gets to choose whether to behead them or release them at the end of the night!!!1!
It’s Not Terry’s It’s Mine
Chelsea’s John Terry also has a rather strange pastime. He borrows garden equipment from friends, then claims that he’s the rightful owner of it!!!1! So far John’s exploits have seen him gain a wheelbarrow, a trowel and a chainsaw, however he lost out on a spade when the judge decided that it wasn’t Terry’s!!!1!
Pure as the Driven Flo
Norwegian striker Torre Andre Flo made some pretty drastic demands in his attempts to escape relegated Sunderland. It is rumoured that Portsmouth showed an interest in him, but he’d only speak to them if they would send a white limo, driven by a virgin clad in white to pick him up!!!1! Not only that, Flo refused to join in with his team mates when they engage in Sunny D drinking sessions, claiming that only pure orange will be sufficient for him!!!1!
Join us again next time on Footballers do the Funniest Things when we catch up with Dennis Wise at the Taxi rank…
Best one's the Prutton joke...
That cheered me up. :c)
Nicely written, and funny too. Andy Cole one was a classic. :cP
Nicely written, and funny too. Andy Cole one was a classic. :cP
I made it up, thank you very much.
But being compared to the BBC ain't bad. :o)
But being compared to the BBC ain't bad. :o)
Did you get this off the BBC Sport website, by any chance?
Apart from the dentist's chair incident in Hong Kong, can't think of anything to mention...
Apart from the dentist's chair incident in Hong Kong, can't think of anything to mention...
Hello, and welcome to Footballers do the Funniest Things!!!1!
With all of the money they earn, they have the power to do pretty much anything they desire, and let me tell you, some of their desires are rather strange.
Prutton Dressed As Lamb
Southampton’s England Under 21 midfielder David Prutton has a rather peculiar hobby. He likes to put on a fleece and mingle with the sheep at a local farm!!!1! Prutton can often be found on all fours, making conversation with the other sheep and diving into the dip. Apparently he’s not the only footballer to engage in such activities, American forward Josh Wolff is also rumoured to be fond of sheep’s clothing!!!1!
Rooney Toons
Wonder-kid Wayne Rooney also leads a secret double life. When he’s not dazzling Everton and England fans on the pitch, he’s sitting in his basement drawing cartoons!!!1! Since a young age Wayne was a big fan of Warner Bros cartoons, and wrote to them on many occasions asking if he could draw for them. After seeing his great Bugs Bunny, they signed him up on a 20 year contract, that he simply can’t get out of!!!1!
Old King Cole
Since ending his rather disappointing England career, Andy Cole has found time in his schedule to take in a little history. He plays the part of Henry VIII for Blackburn’s historical society!!!1! Each week Andy gets to choose himself a wife from the members of the group, and even gets to choose whether to behead them or release them at the end of the night!!!1!
It’s Not Terry’s It’s Mine
Chelsea’s John Terry also has a rather strange pastime. He borrows garden equipment from friends, then claims that he’s the rightful owner of it!!!1! So far John’s exploits have seen him gain a wheelbarrow, a trowel and a chainsaw, however he lost out on a spade when the judge decided that it wasn’t Terry’s!!!1!
Pure as the Driven Flo
Norwegian striker Torre Andre Flo made some pretty drastic demands in his attempts to escape relegated Sunderland. It is rumoured that Portsmouth showed an interest in him, but he’d only speak to them if they would send a white limo, driven by a virgin clad in white to pick him up!!!1! Not only that, Flo refused to join in with his team mates when they engage in Sunny D drinking sessions, claiming that only pure orange will be sufficient for him!!!1!
Join us again next time on Footballers do the Funniest Things when we catch up with Dennis Wise at the Taxi rank…
With all of the money they earn, they have the power to do pretty much anything they desire, and let me tell you, some of their desires are rather strange.
Prutton Dressed As Lamb
Southampton’s England Under 21 midfielder David Prutton has a rather peculiar hobby. He likes to put on a fleece and mingle with the sheep at a local farm!!!1! Prutton can often be found on all fours, making conversation with the other sheep and diving into the dip. Apparently he’s not the only footballer to engage in such activities, American forward Josh Wolff is also rumoured to be fond of sheep’s clothing!!!1!
Rooney Toons
Wonder-kid Wayne Rooney also leads a secret double life. When he’s not dazzling Everton and England fans on the pitch, he’s sitting in his basement drawing cartoons!!!1! Since a young age Wayne was a big fan of Warner Bros cartoons, and wrote to them on many occasions asking if he could draw for them. After seeing his great Bugs Bunny, they signed him up on a 20 year contract, that he simply can’t get out of!!!1!
Old King Cole
Since ending his rather disappointing England career, Andy Cole has found time in his schedule to take in a little history. He plays the part of Henry VIII for Blackburn’s historical society!!!1! Each week Andy gets to choose himself a wife from the members of the group, and even gets to choose whether to behead them or release them at the end of the night!!!1!
It’s Not Terry’s It’s Mine
Chelsea’s John Terry also has a rather strange pastime. He borrows garden equipment from friends, then claims that he’s the rightful owner of it!!!1! So far John’s exploits have seen him gain a wheelbarrow, a trowel and a chainsaw, however he lost out on a spade when the judge decided that it wasn’t Terry’s!!!1!
Pure as the Driven Flo
Norwegian striker Torre Andre Flo made some pretty drastic demands in his attempts to escape relegated Sunderland. It is rumoured that Portsmouth showed an interest in him, but he’d only speak to them if they would send a white limo, driven by a virgin clad in white to pick him up!!!1! Not only that, Flo refused to join in with his team mates when they engage in Sunny D drinking sessions, claiming that only pure orange will be sufficient for him!!!1!
Join us again next time on Footballers do the Funniest Things when we catch up with Dennis Wise at the Taxi rank…