Viewing Thread:
"Welsh are rugby woman beaters"

Read this in the Times today, and it's a stunning revelation of my countrymen.

Apparently, if Wales loses a rugby match to England, woman beating goes up by eight times.

If they lose to another nation, woman beating only goquadruples. We obviously don't care if Samoa beats us or something.

And, the best bit, even if we WIN, it doubles due to excessive alcohol consumption.

What a great country I come from. Women must really dread an international rugby match. How they must have cheered when the tore down Cardiff Arms...Just to build a much bigger one with a roof and an enclosed retail centre. So the women can't escape after the game, I presume.

Pretty shocking really.

MoJoJoJo wrote:

> (of course, I'm not sure which women you'd beat... your mother?)

--

AND my sister. There, I know two women, I win.

Wales sucks. It sucks even more than the English countryside. And that sucks bad.

I pity thee, oh Stryke, you must keep away from the sheep and coal mines lest you become a woman beater yourself! Escape! Escape for good!

(of course, I'm not sure which women you'd beat... your mother?)

Thank God we're doing well in football.

Husband beatings probably go up by the same amount.

Proof, if proof be needed, that rugby is watched and supported by pecksniffian boneheads.

Oh yeah, the women would probably complain.

Silly me.

I just imagine these people with suits and clipboards knocking on doors going "So how many times would you hit her if we lost to France?".

How do they make these surveys?

Poor women

Welsh Assembly investigatory board, apparently.

The Times is a great paper. Well, I think it is. I've given the Times, Telegraph, Guardian & Independent a fair go, and while I think all are good papers, the Times suits me best.

You read the Times :)

Where on earth do they get these statistics from.