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Scene in Microsoft Towers:
Director A: So why has Bill called this meeting?
Director B: Yeah, where is he, anyway?
Man standing at front: If I can have your attention please. If you look at the charts I have drawn up here you'll see that the revenues in this market are quite remarkable....
Director A: Aren't they sales figures for consoles....?
*Music starts*
Bop, bop, ba, ba, ba,
Bop, bop, ba, ba, ba,
*In walks Bill Gates, dressed in black suit, complete with top hat, and cane.*
Bill: Start spreading the news
I'm playing today
I want to be a part of it, Xbox, Xbox
These vagabond games
Are longing to stray
And make a brand new start of it
Xbox, Xbox
I want to wake up in the market that never sleeps
To find I'm king of the hill, top of the heap
These Microsoft blues
Are melting away
I'll brand a brand new start of it
With my Xbox!
If I can *clap clap* make it there
I'll make it *clap clap* anywhere
It's up to you, Xbox, Xbox.
*Boardroom goes wild, with applause and cheering*
*fade to black*
Back in Sony HQ, top story boardroom, circa 1994 -
suit guy 1 turns page on newspaper to financial section "Wow, these Sega and Nintendo guys are making a killing. Perhaps we should start something?"
"Yeah," says suit guy 2, "but we don't know the first thing about consoles, other than what that nice man from nintendo accidentally left behind when they were working on that defunct project."
Chief Suit guy "Hmmm, okay guys, I think we have a new plan...."
suit guy 1 turns page on newspaper to financial section "Wow, these Sega and Nintendo guys are making a killing. Perhaps we should start something?"
"Yeah," says suit guy 2, "but we don't know the first thing about consoles, other than what that nice man from nintendo accidentally left behind when they were working on that defunct project."
Chief Suit guy "Hmmm, okay guys, I think we have a new plan...."
lol...SHEEPY, I doubt theres a site that shoes you anything about bill gates!
I think you might be wring there Jimmy.
Real reason? Chance to kick Sony in.
I think that Microsoft want to come into the Walkman/CD/DVD/MP3 market and want to bring Sony down first.
First they tried to help Sega beat Sony by giving the DC Windows. The disguised attack on Sony failed.
Now Microsoft have rolled up their sleeves, and made their own instrument to destroy Sony.
It will happen. Bill Gates will be the Overlord yet!
Real reason? Chance to kick Sony in.
I think that Microsoft want to come into the Walkman/CD/DVD/MP3 market and want to bring Sony down first.
First they tried to help Sega beat Sony by giving the DC Windows. The disguised attack on Sony failed.
Now Microsoft have rolled up their sleeves, and made their own instrument to destroy Sony.
It will happen. Bill Gates will be the Overlord yet!
Is there not a web-site that shoes you how much Bill Gates is making at that very moment!
Did she put Vodka in your cornflakes this morning, Meka?
Scene in Microsoft Towers:
Director A: So why has Bill called this meeting?
Director B: Yeah, where is he, anyway?
Man standing at front: If I can have your attention please. If you look at the charts I have drawn up here you'll see that the revenues in this market are quite remarkable....
Director A: Aren't they sales figures for consoles....?
*Music starts*
Bop, bop, ba, ba, ba,
Bop, bop, ba, ba, ba,
*In walks Bill Gates, dressed in black suit, complete with top hat, and cane.*
Bill: Start spreading the news
I'm playing today
I want to be a part of it, Xbox, Xbox
These vagabond games
Are longing to stray
And make a brand new start of it
Xbox, Xbox
I want to wake up in the market that never sleeps
To find I'm king of the hill, top of the heap
These Microsoft blues
Are melting away
I'll brand a brand new start of it
With my Xbox!
If I can *clap clap* make it there
I'll make it *clap clap* anywhere
It's up to you, Xbox, Xbox.
*Boardroom goes wild, with applause and cheering*
*fade to black*