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"Can we ban under-eighteen's from voting?"

Damn.

I got all the way to the last bit...

I'm a ginger homosexual woman with a beard and a law degree.

And women too. I'm sexless.

And anyone with an IQ score below 90. IQ - 91

And people with beards. - I have stubble.

And ginger people. - I'd say I'm actually quite a purple colour

And pensioners. - I'm 18

And foreigners. - I'm Scottish

And homosexuals. - I'm sexless

And people who wear sunglasses on their hair. - I don't wear sunglasses

And lawyers. - I'm a judge

And intelligent, IQ = 91, I'm below average.
straight - Nah, I've got a hump, so I'm quite bumpy

white - I'm purple

clean shaven, - I've got stubble

british males between the ages of 18 and 65 I'm 18 and sexless

who do not have ginger hair - I have ginger hair

work in the legal industry, I'm a judge

or wear sunglasses for any other purpose than to shade their eyes. - I don't wear swunglasses.



I WIN.

"...the ages of 18 and 65..."

And anyone pedantic enough to notice and point out that I omitted the word 'inclusive' when I wrote that.

Hooray.

I pass.

And yes, we all knwo you can squeeze some good jokes out of the homosexual bit, but come on, give yourself some credit - those jokes are easssyyy.

Venom are you trying to make it so that only you can vote?

Rosalind wrote:
> I'm confused

I'm over eigtheen.

I could skip past the 'women' part as I was told in no uncertain terms that I was a 'girl' not a woman.

IQ over 90, though that may well be wishful thinking.

... but I've run out of razors :)

You go(at), boy!

*snip snip*

Pfft, anyone worth their salt has a hollywood these days.
Merkin is soooo, like, '02

Rosalind wrote:
> I'm confused


And people with beards.

I think you're stuck at this point. I'm assuming Ineedsleep means the beard below, yes?