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The women were trapped in a castle. They were a blonde, a brunette, and a
redhead. The only way out of the castle was to say something truthful to a
mirror. If you lied, you would disappear forever. The redhead went first and
she said “I think I’m smart”
She got out of the castle.
The brunette went next. “I think I’m the prettiest girl in the world” she
disappeared.
The blonde went last. “I think…” and she disappeared.
How does a blonde spell 'farm'?
E-I-E-I-O.
What's the Blonde's Cheer?
''I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.L.O.N....uh, oh well..
I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yeah yeah yeah...''
A dumb blonde was bragging about his knowledge of the state capitals.
He proudly said,''go ahead, ask me, I know all of them.''
A redhead said, ''O.K., what's the capital of Wisconsin?''
The blonde replied, ''Oh, that's easy - 'W'.''
Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to
death in their car at a drive-in movie theater?
They went to see ''Closed for the Winter''.
Why do blondes drive BMWs?
Because they can spell it.
A blonde was driving down the highway to Disneyland when he saw a
sign that said ''DISNEYLAND LEFT''. After thinking for a minute, he
said to herself ''oh well!'' and turned around and drove home.
On his way home, the same blonde drove past another sign that said
''CLEAN RESTROOMS EIGHT MILES''. By the time he drove eight miles,
he had cleaned 43 restrooms.
Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and
said ''Oh, look at the deer tracks.'' The other blonde looks and says
''Those aren't deer tracks, those are wolf tracks.'' ''No. Those are
deer tracks.'' They keep arguing, and arguing, and half an hour later,
they were both killed by a train.
What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brunette?
Artificial intelligence.
What is the difference between a blonde and an inflatable doll?
About two cans of hair spray.
Did you hear about the blonde who brought her cosmetics with her for
a make-up exam?
Why do blondes like lightning?
They think someone is taking their picture.
What did the blonde say when he opened the box of Cheerios?
''Oh, look! Doughnut seeds!''
Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?
Because it said ''concentrate''.
How do you keep a blonde in suspense?
Give her a mirror and tell her to wait for the other person
to say 'hi'.
Why do blondes shower for hours?
The shampoo bottle says, ''Lather, rinse, and repeat!''
What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
Bigfoot has been spotted.
What do UFOs and smart blondes have in common?
You keep hearing about them, but never see any
Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
For throwing out the W's.
How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer?
There's white-out on the screen.
how can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a blonde?
There is a stamp on it.
redhead. The only way out of the castle was to say something truthful to a
mirror. If you lied, you would disappear forever. The redhead went first and
she said “I think I’m smart”
She got out of the castle.
The brunette went next. “I think I’m the prettiest girl in the world” she
disappeared.
The blonde went last. “I think…” and she disappeared.
How does a blonde spell 'farm'?
E-I-E-I-O.
What's the Blonde's Cheer?
''I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.L.O.N....uh, oh well..
I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yeah yeah yeah...''
A dumb blonde was bragging about his knowledge of the state capitals.
He proudly said,''go ahead, ask me, I know all of them.''
A redhead said, ''O.K., what's the capital of Wisconsin?''
The blonde replied, ''Oh, that's easy - 'W'.''
Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to
death in their car at a drive-in movie theater?
They went to see ''Closed for the Winter''.
Why do blondes drive BMWs?
Because they can spell it.
A blonde was driving down the highway to Disneyland when he saw a
sign that said ''DISNEYLAND LEFT''. After thinking for a minute, he
said to herself ''oh well!'' and turned around and drove home.
On his way home, the same blonde drove past another sign that said
''CLEAN RESTROOMS EIGHT MILES''. By the time he drove eight miles,
he had cleaned 43 restrooms.
Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and
said ''Oh, look at the deer tracks.'' The other blonde looks and says
''Those aren't deer tracks, those are wolf tracks.'' ''No. Those are
deer tracks.'' They keep arguing, and arguing, and half an hour later,
they were both killed by a train.
What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brunette?
Artificial intelligence.
What is the difference between a blonde and an inflatable doll?
About two cans of hair spray.
Did you hear about the blonde who brought her cosmetics with her for
a make-up exam?
Why do blondes like lightning?
They think someone is taking their picture.
What did the blonde say when he opened the box of Cheerios?
''Oh, look! Doughnut seeds!''
Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?
Because it said ''concentrate''.
How do you keep a blonde in suspense?
Give her a mirror and tell her to wait for the other person
to say 'hi'.
Why do blondes shower for hours?
The shampoo bottle says, ''Lather, rinse, and repeat!''
What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
Bigfoot has been spotted.
What do UFOs and smart blondes have in common?
You keep hearing about them, but never see any
Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
For throwing out the W's.
How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer?
There's white-out on the screen.
how can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a blonde?
There is a stamp on it.
The women were trapped in a castle. They were a blonde, a brunette, and a
redhead. The only way out of the castle was to say something truthful to a
mirror. If you lied, you would disappear forever. The redhead went first and
she said “I think I’m smart”
She got out of the castle.
The brunette went next. “I think I’m the prettiest girl in the world” she
disappeared.
The blonde went last. “I think…” and she disappeared.
How does a blonde spell 'farm'?
E-I-E-I-O.
What's the Blonde's Cheer?
''I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.L.O.N....uh, oh well..
I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yeah yeah yeah...''
A dumb blonde was bragging about his knowledge of the state capitals.
He proudly said,''go ahead, ask me, I know all of them.''
A redhead said, ''O.K., what's the capital of Wisconsin?''
The blonde replied, ''Oh, that's easy - 'W'.''
Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to
death in their car at a drive-in movie theater?
They went to see ''Closed for the Winter''.
Why do blondes drive BMWs?
Because they can spell it.
A blonde was driving down the highway to Disneyland when he saw a
sign that said ''DISNEYLAND LEFT''. After thinking for a minute, he
said to herself ''oh well!'' and turned around and drove home.
On his way home, the same blonde drove past another sign that said
''CLEAN RESTROOMS EIGHT MILES''. By the time he drove eight miles,
he had cleaned 43 restrooms.
Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and
said ''Oh, look at the deer tracks.'' The other blonde looks and says
''Those aren't deer tracks, those are wolf tracks.'' ''No. Those are
deer tracks.'' They keep arguing, and arguing, and half an hour later,
they were both killed by a train.
What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brunette?
Artificial intelligence.
What is the difference between a blonde and an inflatable doll?
About two cans of hair spray.
Did you hear about the blonde who brought her cosmetics with her for
a make-up exam?
Why do blondes like lightning?
They think someone is taking their picture.
What did the blonde say when he opened the box of Cheerios?
''Oh, look! Doughnut seeds!''
Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?
Because it said ''concentrate''.
How do you keep a blonde in suspense?
Give her a mirror and tell her to wait for the other person
to say 'hi'.
Why do blondes shower for hours?
The shampoo bottle says, ''Lather, rinse, and repeat!''
What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
Bigfoot has been spotted.
What do UFOs and smart blondes have in common?
You keep hearing about them, but never see any
Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
For throwing out the W's.
How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer?
There's white-out on the screen.
how can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a blonde?
There is a stamp on it.
redhead. The only way out of the castle was to say something truthful to a
mirror. If you lied, you would disappear forever. The redhead went first and
she said “I think I’m smart”
She got out of the castle.
The brunette went next. “I think I’m the prettiest girl in the world” she
disappeared.
The blonde went last. “I think…” and she disappeared.
How does a blonde spell 'farm'?
E-I-E-I-O.
What's the Blonde's Cheer?
''I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.L.O.N....uh, oh well..
I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yeah yeah yeah...''
A dumb blonde was bragging about his knowledge of the state capitals.
He proudly said,''go ahead, ask me, I know all of them.''
A redhead said, ''O.K., what's the capital of Wisconsin?''
The blonde replied, ''Oh, that's easy - 'W'.''
Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to
death in their car at a drive-in movie theater?
They went to see ''Closed for the Winter''.
Why do blondes drive BMWs?
Because they can spell it.
A blonde was driving down the highway to Disneyland when he saw a
sign that said ''DISNEYLAND LEFT''. After thinking for a minute, he
said to herself ''oh well!'' and turned around and drove home.
On his way home, the same blonde drove past another sign that said
''CLEAN RESTROOMS EIGHT MILES''. By the time he drove eight miles,
he had cleaned 43 restrooms.
Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and
said ''Oh, look at the deer tracks.'' The other blonde looks and says
''Those aren't deer tracks, those are wolf tracks.'' ''No. Those are
deer tracks.'' They keep arguing, and arguing, and half an hour later,
they were both killed by a train.
What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brunette?
Artificial intelligence.
What is the difference between a blonde and an inflatable doll?
About two cans of hair spray.
Did you hear about the blonde who brought her cosmetics with her for
a make-up exam?
Why do blondes like lightning?
They think someone is taking their picture.
What did the blonde say when he opened the box of Cheerios?
''Oh, look! Doughnut seeds!''
Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?
Because it said ''concentrate''.
How do you keep a blonde in suspense?
Give her a mirror and tell her to wait for the other person
to say 'hi'.
Why do blondes shower for hours?
The shampoo bottle says, ''Lather, rinse, and repeat!''
What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
Bigfoot has been spotted.
What do UFOs and smart blondes have in common?
You keep hearing about them, but never see any
Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
For throwing out the W's.
How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer?
There's white-out on the screen.
how can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a blonde?
There is a stamp on it.