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I bet it's been done before...
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AUGUST:
Portsmouth top the early table. Harry Redknapp says they're already down to the bare bones. Gareth Barry joins Birmingham from Villa and insists: "I've always been a Blue."
Sam Allardyce signs up Pele, Maradona and Johan Cruyff on loan. "Their experience will be vital," he says.
Manchester City lose their first Premiership game in the new stadium. Kevin Keegan resigns in the dressing room.
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SEPTEMBER:
Sir Alex Ferguson fields an under-10 side (led by Ronaldo) in the Carling Cup.
Leicester win 5-0 at Old Trafford - a result only kept off the back pages by David Beckham's new Valderrama haircut.
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OCTOBER:
Arsenal have four players sent off for violent conduct in one game - a new record. Arsene Wenger says he didn't see any of the incidents. Middlesbrough move into sixth place. "Things are starting to come together," says Steve McClaren.
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NOVEMBER:
Chelsea field all-English side and are fined by the Premiership for breach of contract. Wayne Rooney hits seven against lowly Wolves. Everton boss David Moyes defends his decision to drop the teenager for the next match.
Middlesbrough lose four on the bounce and slump to 16th. "It's a learning curve," says McClaren.
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DECEMBER:
More parsnips everyone?
Diego Forlan breaks his ankle after missing the coach step - scuppering a planned swap deal with an unnamed Accrington Stanley striker.
Bobby Robson forgets he's the manager of Newcastle and goes missing. A nationwide search finds him at a Darby and Joan Christmas do in Barrow.
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JANUARY:
Transfer window re-opens. Chelsea buy up every player in the Premiership, apart from Emile Heskey - but are forced to loan players back so the season can continue.
Graeme Souness replaces David Dunn and Damien Duff with Donald Duck and Dick Dastardly, but insists Blackburn are not a Mickey Mouse club.
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FEBRUARY:
Tottenham slump to 16th - "I must have done something wrong in a previous life," says Glenn Hoddle. Chelsea buy Ashburton Grove site to use as a training ground for their reserves.
Leeds lose in the fourth round of the Cup to Sidcup Shelf-stackers.
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MARCH:
Rooney scores 98th goal in all competitions - Moyes insists he's still not ready for international football.
Steve Staunton error costs Villa place in the quarter-finals of the Cup. "He's only a young boy," says David O'Leary.
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APRIL:
Fulham v Charlton attracts the lowest-ever attendance in the Premiership - 14. The game is called off mid-way through the first half, when the referee falls asleep.
Juan Veron joins Bristol Rovers on a free, after learning their nickname is the Pirates. "It's my spiritual home," he says.
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MAY:
The Champions League final between Chelsea and Real Madrid is abandoned when players' requests to have their dressing rooms painted peach and filled with lillies are refused.
Liverpool win the title following 15 successive 1-0 wins. Southampton claim the FA Cup - Gordon Strachan spontaneously combusts on the touchline.
Chelsea finish the season potless. Roman Abramovich resigns and Chelsea are forced to sell all their players.
Well, it could happen.
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AUGUST:
Portsmouth top the early table. Harry Redknapp says they're already down to the bare bones. Gareth Barry joins Birmingham from Villa and insists: "I've always been a Blue."
Sam Allardyce signs up Pele, Maradona and Johan Cruyff on loan. "Their experience will be vital," he says.
Manchester City lose their first Premiership game in the new stadium. Kevin Keegan resigns in the dressing room.
------------------------------------------------------------ --------------------
SEPTEMBER:
Sir Alex Ferguson fields an under-10 side (led by Ronaldo) in the Carling Cup.
Leicester win 5-0 at Old Trafford - a result only kept off the back pages by David Beckham's new Valderrama haircut.
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OCTOBER:
Arsenal have four players sent off for violent conduct in one game - a new record. Arsene Wenger says he didn't see any of the incidents. Middlesbrough move into sixth place. "Things are starting to come together," says Steve McClaren.
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NOVEMBER:
Chelsea field all-English side and are fined by the Premiership for breach of contract. Wayne Rooney hits seven against lowly Wolves. Everton boss David Moyes defends his decision to drop the teenager for the next match.
Middlesbrough lose four on the bounce and slump to 16th. "It's a learning curve," says McClaren.
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DECEMBER:
More parsnips everyone?
Diego Forlan breaks his ankle after missing the coach step - scuppering a planned swap deal with an unnamed Accrington Stanley striker.
Bobby Robson forgets he's the manager of Newcastle and goes missing. A nationwide search finds him at a Darby and Joan Christmas do in Barrow.
------------------------------------------------------------ --------------------
JANUARY:
Transfer window re-opens. Chelsea buy up every player in the Premiership, apart from Emile Heskey - but are forced to loan players back so the season can continue.
Graeme Souness replaces David Dunn and Damien Duff with Donald Duck and Dick Dastardly, but insists Blackburn are not a Mickey Mouse club.
------------------------------------------------------------ --------------------
FEBRUARY:
Tottenham slump to 16th - "I must have done something wrong in a previous life," says Glenn Hoddle. Chelsea buy Ashburton Grove site to use as a training ground for their reserves.
Leeds lose in the fourth round of the Cup to Sidcup Shelf-stackers.
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MARCH:
Rooney scores 98th goal in all competitions - Moyes insists he's still not ready for international football.
Steve Staunton error costs Villa place in the quarter-finals of the Cup. "He's only a young boy," says David O'Leary.
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APRIL:
Fulham v Charlton attracts the lowest-ever attendance in the Premiership - 14. The game is called off mid-way through the first half, when the referee falls asleep.
Juan Veron joins Bristol Rovers on a free, after learning their nickname is the Pirates. "It's my spiritual home," he says.
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MAY:
The Champions League final between Chelsea and Real Madrid is abandoned when players' requests to have their dressing rooms painted peach and filled with lillies are refused.
Liverpool win the title following 15 successive 1-0 wins. Southampton claim the FA Cup - Gordon Strachan spontaneously combusts on the touchline.
Chelsea finish the season potless. Roman Abramovich resigns and Chelsea are forced to sell all their players.
Well, it could happen.
I don't know where it came from, that's why I couldn't say.
But I thought saying that it's been done before may have given people an idea...
I got it in an email and don't know where it came from...
But I thought saying that it's been done before may have given people an idea...
I got it in an email and don't know where it came from...
You could at least have named your source.
The BBC Sport website that is.
The BBC Sport website that is.
That was good Phi11ip.
I think Staunton might/has joined Coventry.
=D
I think Staunton might/has joined Coventry.
=D
True, but the European cup final bit's funniest.
I think the October prediction has the best chance of actually happening.
Good post, i still think Leicester will be Man U this season.
phi11ip wrote:
> Chelsea buy Ashburton Grove site to use as a training ground for their reserves.
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Brilliant. Well done. :-)
> Chelsea buy Ashburton Grove site to use as a training ground for their reserves.
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Brilliant. Well done. :-)
Crappy choice for a title, thats why people have avoided it, but t'was funny.
I bet it's been done before...
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AUGUST:
Portsmouth top the early table. Harry Redknapp says they're already down to the bare bones. Gareth Barry joins Birmingham from Villa and insists: "I've always been a Blue."
Sam Allardyce signs up Pele, Maradona and Johan Cruyff on loan. "Their experience will be vital," he says.
Manchester City lose their first Premiership game in the new stadium. Kevin Keegan resigns in the dressing room.
------------------------------------------------------------ --------------------
SEPTEMBER:
Sir Alex Ferguson fields an under-10 side (led by Ronaldo) in the Carling Cup.
Leicester win 5-0 at Old Trafford - a result only kept off the back pages by David Beckham's new Valderrama haircut.
------------------------------------------------------------ --------------------
OCTOBER:
Arsenal have four players sent off for violent conduct in one game - a new record. Arsene Wenger says he didn't see any of the incidents. Middlesbrough move into sixth place. "Things are starting to come together," says Steve McClaren.
------------------------------------------------------------ --------------------
NOVEMBER:
Chelsea field all-English side and are fined by the Premiership for breach of contract. Wayne Rooney hits seven against lowly Wolves. Everton boss David Moyes defends his decision to drop the teenager for the next match.
Middlesbrough lose four on the bounce and slump to 16th. "It's a learning curve," says McClaren.
------------------------------------------------------------ --------------------
DECEMBER:
More parsnips everyone?
Diego Forlan breaks his ankle after missing the coach step - scuppering a planned swap deal with an unnamed Accrington Stanley striker.
Bobby Robson forgets he's the manager of Newcastle and goes missing. A nationwide search finds him at a Darby and Joan Christmas do in Barrow.
------------------------------------------------------------ --------------------
JANUARY:
Transfer window re-opens. Chelsea buy up every player in the Premiership, apart from Emile Heskey - but are forced to loan players back so the season can continue.
Graeme Souness replaces David Dunn and Damien Duff with Donald Duck and Dick Dastardly, but insists Blackburn are not a Mickey Mouse club.
------------------------------------------------------------ --------------------
FEBRUARY:
Tottenham slump to 16th - "I must have done something wrong in a previous life," says Glenn Hoddle. Chelsea buy Ashburton Grove site to use as a training ground for their reserves.
Leeds lose in the fourth round of the Cup to Sidcup Shelf-stackers.
------------------------------------------------------------ --------------------
MARCH:
Rooney scores 98th goal in all competitions - Moyes insists he's still not ready for international football.
Steve Staunton error costs Villa place in the quarter-finals of the Cup. "He's only a young boy," says David O'Leary.
------------------------------------------------------------ --------------------
APRIL:
Fulham v Charlton attracts the lowest-ever attendance in the Premiership - 14. The game is called off mid-way through the first half, when the referee falls asleep.
Juan Veron joins Bristol Rovers on a free, after learning their nickname is the Pirates. "It's my spiritual home," he says.
------------------------------------------------------------ --------------------
MAY:
The Champions League final between Chelsea and Real Madrid is abandoned when players' requests to have their dressing rooms painted peach and filled with lillies are refused.
Liverpool win the title following 15 successive 1-0 wins. Southampton claim the FA Cup - Gordon Strachan spontaneously combusts on the touchline.
Chelsea finish the season potless. Roman Abramovich resigns and Chelsea are forced to sell all their players.
Well, it could happen.
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AUGUST:
Portsmouth top the early table. Harry Redknapp says they're already down to the bare bones. Gareth Barry joins Birmingham from Villa and insists: "I've always been a Blue."
Sam Allardyce signs up Pele, Maradona and Johan Cruyff on loan. "Their experience will be vital," he says.
Manchester City lose their first Premiership game in the new stadium. Kevin Keegan resigns in the dressing room.
------------------------------------------------------------ --------------------
SEPTEMBER:
Sir Alex Ferguson fields an under-10 side (led by Ronaldo) in the Carling Cup.
Leicester win 5-0 at Old Trafford - a result only kept off the back pages by David Beckham's new Valderrama haircut.
------------------------------------------------------------ --------------------
OCTOBER:
Arsenal have four players sent off for violent conduct in one game - a new record. Arsene Wenger says he didn't see any of the incidents. Middlesbrough move into sixth place. "Things are starting to come together," says Steve McClaren.
------------------------------------------------------------ --------------------
NOVEMBER:
Chelsea field all-English side and are fined by the Premiership for breach of contract. Wayne Rooney hits seven against lowly Wolves. Everton boss David Moyes defends his decision to drop the teenager for the next match.
Middlesbrough lose four on the bounce and slump to 16th. "It's a learning curve," says McClaren.
------------------------------------------------------------ --------------------
DECEMBER:
More parsnips everyone?
Diego Forlan breaks his ankle after missing the coach step - scuppering a planned swap deal with an unnamed Accrington Stanley striker.
Bobby Robson forgets he's the manager of Newcastle and goes missing. A nationwide search finds him at a Darby and Joan Christmas do in Barrow.
------------------------------------------------------------ --------------------
JANUARY:
Transfer window re-opens. Chelsea buy up every player in the Premiership, apart from Emile Heskey - but are forced to loan players back so the season can continue.
Graeme Souness replaces David Dunn and Damien Duff with Donald Duck and Dick Dastardly, but insists Blackburn are not a Mickey Mouse club.
------------------------------------------------------------ --------------------
FEBRUARY:
Tottenham slump to 16th - "I must have done something wrong in a previous life," says Glenn Hoddle. Chelsea buy Ashburton Grove site to use as a training ground for their reserves.
Leeds lose in the fourth round of the Cup to Sidcup Shelf-stackers.
------------------------------------------------------------ --------------------
MARCH:
Rooney scores 98th goal in all competitions - Moyes insists he's still not ready for international football.
Steve Staunton error costs Villa place in the quarter-finals of the Cup. "He's only a young boy," says David O'Leary.
------------------------------------------------------------ --------------------
APRIL:
Fulham v Charlton attracts the lowest-ever attendance in the Premiership - 14. The game is called off mid-way through the first half, when the referee falls asleep.
Juan Veron joins Bristol Rovers on a free, after learning their nickname is the Pirates. "It's my spiritual home," he says.
------------------------------------------------------------ --------------------
MAY:
The Champions League final between Chelsea and Real Madrid is abandoned when players' requests to have their dressing rooms painted peach and filled with lillies are refused.
Liverpool win the title following 15 successive 1-0 wins. Southampton claim the FA Cup - Gordon Strachan spontaneously combusts on the touchline.
Chelsea finish the season potless. Roman Abramovich resigns and Chelsea are forced to sell all their players.
Well, it could happen.