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The skeletons were wicked though. All underwater and boney. Shame about the crap, cliched set-piece after set-piece that they spent almost the entire film throwing at any increasingly waning audience. Mental note to Gore Videl-Sasoon - jokes are funny once, but trying to repeat them again and again at various stages doesn't work. In fact it does the opposite and upsets the pace of the film. That bad gag in that advert about "Try wearing a corset" - that comes right at the end, upsetting quite a nice build-up to the climax.
But despite a few setbacks, the film came out just about average. It could have gone either way - especially Johnny Depp's accent - it leaves a bad taste in your ears. It seemed like there was too much emphasis on comic-relief and not enough on proper, well thought out action scenes and plot. Although the plot does work well enough for the type of film.
All-in-all, it seemed like every line was delivered for the purpose of putting in an advert for the DVD. That's not how I like to see my films.
And can anyone explain to me how Captain Jack Sparrow managed to slide down that rope near the beginning - his hands were in chains, it's impossible!?
> Maybe they thought the anger of having your stapler set in a jelly
> would be the perfect motivation.
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I reckon they knew the perfect way to make Barbossa even more evil was to have Gareth use his erection doll.
"Set sail, me swashbucking hearties."
"...Ooooh yeaaaah!"
> There's just something about Orlando Bloom
> that I don't like. He didn't look right in LOTR, and he doesn't look
> right in this one. Don't care how good an actor he is, there's just
> something I can't quite put my finger on.
Not sure about being a good actor - that part where he was stood on the side of the ship with the gun to his throat was real tripe but he is much cuter without the blonde wig.
On another note, how did they decide to get Mackensie Crook as a pirate?
"I need a creepy skeleton zombie murdering pirate with a wooden eye."
"How about Gareth from The Office?"
"..Genius!"
...perhaps that could have been phrased better.