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"I fought the law (English Bloke and his cronies)"

I'm interested in what bad things our very own policeman has commited.

And for others... what bad things have you all done that could have seen you thrown in the back of a police van with Randy Andy Mandy.

The law won

Congratulations, The sagacious one, on being the ONLY person to not get my post, which was similar to everybody else's. It's a little something called sarcasm.

How are your special classes for special people going?

The sagacious one wrote:
> I've stolen approximately all of the biscuits from the biscuit tin.

Good god!

I condemn you to hell.

if i was a judge, id hang you all with the same noose on the same day.

Anyway my crimes:

I killed a man when I was sixteen in a pub brawl. I bribed the landlord so that he wouldn't shop me to the filth.

I've supplied hard drugs to people who weren't wearing seat belts.

I've stolen approximately all of the biscuits from the biscuit tin.

I tied my Alligator to a lampost in Utah and then looked at some pictures of nude girls.

They'll never catch me!

I've done quite a few things in my past that I'm not proud of, I won't go into any detail though as it'll just look like I'm showing off.

I'm suprised though at the amount of 'GANGSTARZ' we have on the forums. Watching porn before you're 18 and not wearing a seatbelt? jeebus, wouldn't want to some across you lot on a dark night.

MoJoJoJo wrote:
> I bought and smoked tabs before I was 16.
> I bought and drank alcohol before I was 18.
> I was in possession of weed and smoked it a few times.
> I watched porn before I was 18.
> I don't always wear my seatbelt.
> I have illegal software on my PC, as well as illegally obtained files
> (MP3s)
>
> I'm going straight to hell.

You rebel, I'm so shocked that you never got banged up. I mean, smoking cigarettes before you're 16! Loads off people have been arrested for doing such a thing...

Starlight wrote:

> Oh and not wearing a seatbelt is hardly illegal, if you're over a
> certain age isn't it just your choice to wear it or not?
*****
It's illegal now. If you're caught not wearing one the driver gets a fine and I think six points instantly.

Good God, I don't know where to start. Apart from the usual drugs and drunkeness, there was one moment that I remember...when i knocked a policeman's helmet off.

And no, I didn't knock it off and then say, "You can't arrest me now that you're not wearing your helmet." That's just idiotic.

Oh no. I was out with a few mates and we were suitably inebriated in the early hours of the morning. I never saw the policecar creep up and a couple of bobbies step behind me. I swung around in an extremely frenzied and maniacal manner and managed to somehow smash the policeman in his helmet, knocking it off and knocking him to the ground.

Of course, I was thrown into the back of the policecar and chucked in a cell to cool off for the night.

Starlight is a crazy foo

I'm pretty sure watching porn is legal whatever age. Maybe. Well, maybe the hardcore stuff. I think it's just selling it to under 18's, and that's how they supposedly stop it. But considering under 16's can do anything but penetration legally, I think porn is a bit of non-issue.