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JR: Uh oh King, Anarchy is in his locker room.
King: Be quiet JR, he’s gunna sing us a little song.
JR: Yeah, with his recent actions, I’ll be damned if it’s pretty.
King: He’s about to begin!
“Ever since Anarchy came, into town…”
King: Anarchy came into town Jim!
“Everybody’s tried to, pull him down.”
JR: That’s true, but what do you expect, you don’t run your mouth in front of the Phoenix crowd.
“Canadian’s have no class…”
King: Haha! Go Anarchy. Welcome to Canada!
“That’s why they can all kiss Anarchy’s ass!”
BOOOOOOOOOOOO. The crowd boos are louder then Anarchy’s laughs, as he goes into a guitar solo.
JR: Well, welcome to SRW Eclipse, we’re live from a packed out Toronto, Canada. I’m Jim Ross, along side Jerry ‘The King’ Lawler. What a night we’ve got for you tonight.
King: Parental Advisory, Matt Hardy and Shannon Moore will try to give Dead or Alive and Crusher a quadruple dose of Mattitude. The Top Rope, Eight Man Elimination Match is tonight!
JR: Also, we’ll see the new CAW Champion Grandprix tonight.
King: Uh oh, Hurricane has just arrived and he’s heading straight for Anarchy’s locker room. Wow!
JR: Terri (phi11ip) is standing by.
* Cameras go to the backstage area *
Terri: Well Jim, I’m standing outside Anarchy’s locker…
Hurricane barges past Terri and pushed his way into Anarchy’s locker room. Terri follows.
Hurricane: Holy let down. Anarchy, when you came to SRW, you were an icon; an idol; a hero! Then you come here tonight, right here in Toronto * cheap pop, Hurricane thumbs up * and you diss the crowd; WHASSUPWITDAT?!?!
Anarchy: What in the green hell do you want?
Hurricane: Anar…
Anarchy: Don’t barge into Anarchy’s dressing room ever again, okay? I could have been naked. I could have been showing the Anarchist’s jewels!
Hurricane: Anarchy, Parental Advisory, we’re faces. We like the fans cheering for us. We like coming to these places, best of all Toronto * another cheap pop *, and we like hearing the people chanting our name. * Hurricane cups his hand around his ear *. I SAID, WE LIKE HEARING PEOPLE CHANT OUR NAME!
A “Hurricane” chant breaks out, much to the delight of the superhero.
Hurricane: The millions… * smells air * … and millions of Anarchist’s come here week in, week out to watch you bust your ass out in that ring. And you pay them back by ‘making up’ some song about Canada. Which, you did in fact steal from the Rock, when he was feuding with your resident superheroooooo.
Anarchy: * Chuckles to self * Hurricane, I appreciate what you’re saying, about me being the best damn superstar in the business and about me going alone, trying to become the NEXT, AND ANARCHY MEANS NEXT, CAW Champion, but a superhero’s gotta do what a superhero’s gotta do, and tonight, the Anar-cane is gunna go out there and prove that I am the best this business has to offer.
Hurricane: Anar-cane? And, I never said that. You’re really trying to be like the Rock now, aren’t you?
Anarchy: * Raises eyebrow * Finally, the Anar-cane has come back, to Can…adians suck!
Hurricane: Well, if you’re going alone, then thanks for tutoring me and making become that extra bit better. I guess you don’t wanna become the first superhero in trai…
Hurricane: * Sighs *
Anarchy: But, I created Parental Advisory, and I sure as hell ain’t letting it go. You can go out there, and have the crowd chant your name. Anarchy, Anarchy.
The crowd start chanting “Anarchy sucks…”
Anarchy: Whatever. If the crowd choose to cheer me, I’m cool. If they choose to boo me, I’m equally as cool. I don’t care what happens now, I’m gunna get that title, and if whooping every sorry ass that gets in my way helps me accomplish that goal, then so be it. As much respect as I have for the current champion, Grandprix, I would still like to kick his ass! I won at Free-Fall with Josh Matthews, that shows I’m championship material. Right?
Hurricane: Erm. Yeah! WHOOOO. GO BABY! THAT’S THE SPIRIT. ANARCHY, TO THE HURRICAVE!
Anarchy: What the freaking heck are you on about. And Hurricane, rest assured, if need be, Anarchy will gladly go toe-to-toe with the superhero.
Anarchy attempts to fly away. But fails. He tries again. And surprise surprise, he fails.
Anarchy: And one more thing before I walk out of this locker room like a NORMAL human being, expect some changes around here, mainly visible ones. I’ll see you and the rest of Parental Advisory in the ring later.
Hurricane: We are SOOOO not having pink furniture in the Parental Advisory locker room. * Another thumbs up from the Hurricane, before he flies away *
Anarchy: Damn.
Anarchy raises his arms, like the Hurricane does, still confused as to how the Hurricane flies.
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One of my better promos ;c) Anyway, erm, another promo from Anarchy later on this week plus Chris Jericho's Highlight Reel later on too.
Oh, I'm too good at explaining these things. I know your thinking :)
Like me then? :)
Ant, I've updated my profile. So, I'm a tweener.
I don't exactly WANT to be pushed etc, it's just that I was Anarchy to be one of them type of people that...hmmm...I dunno, hard to explain. :cD
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Reaver (Ant) looks on thoughtfully...
Nice promo. I'm sure both Anarchy and The Hurricane were trying to be The Rock and Anarchy looks like he wants to be a superhero (or villan). This could lead into many different ways.
JR: Uh oh King, Anarchy is in his locker room.
King: Be quiet JR, he’s gunna sing us a little song.
JR: Yeah, with his recent actions, I’ll be damned if it’s pretty.
King: He’s about to begin!
“Ever since Anarchy came, into town…”
King: Anarchy came into town Jim!
“Everybody’s tried to, pull him down.”
JR: That’s true, but what do you expect, you don’t run your mouth in front of the Phoenix crowd.
“Canadian’s have no class…”
King: Haha! Go Anarchy. Welcome to Canada!
“That’s why they can all kiss Anarchy’s ass!”
BOOOOOOOOOOOO. The crowd boos are louder then Anarchy’s laughs, as he goes into a guitar solo.
JR: Well, welcome to SRW Eclipse, we’re live from a packed out Toronto, Canada. I’m Jim Ross, along side Jerry ‘The King’ Lawler. What a night we’ve got for you tonight.
King: Parental Advisory, Matt Hardy and Shannon Moore will try to give Dead or Alive and Crusher a quadruple dose of Mattitude. The Top Rope, Eight Man Elimination Match is tonight!
JR: Also, we’ll see the new CAW Champion Grandprix tonight.
King: Uh oh, Hurricane has just arrived and he’s heading straight for Anarchy’s locker room. Wow!
JR: Terri (phi11ip) is standing by.
* Cameras go to the backstage area *
Terri: Well Jim, I’m standing outside Anarchy’s locker…
Hurricane barges past Terri and pushed his way into Anarchy’s locker room. Terri follows.
Hurricane: Holy let down. Anarchy, when you came to SRW, you were an icon; an idol; a hero! Then you come here tonight, right here in Toronto * cheap pop, Hurricane thumbs up * and you diss the crowd; WHASSUPWITDAT?!?!
Anarchy: What in the green hell do you want?
Hurricane: Anar…
Anarchy: Don’t barge into Anarchy’s dressing room ever again, okay? I could have been naked. I could have been showing the Anarchist’s jewels!
Hurricane: Anarchy, Parental Advisory, we’re faces. We like the fans cheering for us. We like coming to these places, best of all Toronto * another cheap pop *, and we like hearing the people chanting our name. * Hurricane cups his hand around his ear *. I SAID, WE LIKE HEARING PEOPLE CHANT OUR NAME!
A “Hurricane” chant breaks out, much to the delight of the superhero.
Hurricane: The millions… * smells air * … and millions of Anarchist’s come here week in, week out to watch you bust your ass out in that ring. And you pay them back by ‘making up’ some song about Canada. Which, you did in fact steal from the Rock, when he was feuding with your resident superheroooooo.
Anarchy: * Chuckles to self * Hurricane, I appreciate what you’re saying, about me being the best damn superstar in the business and about me going alone, trying to become the NEXT, AND ANARCHY MEANS NEXT, CAW Champion, but a superhero’s gotta do what a superhero’s gotta do, and tonight, the Anar-cane is gunna go out there and prove that I am the best this business has to offer.
Hurricane: Anar-cane? And, I never said that. You’re really trying to be like the Rock now, aren’t you?
Anarchy: * Raises eyebrow * Finally, the Anar-cane has come back, to Can…adians suck!
Hurricane: Well, if you’re going alone, then thanks for tutoring me and making become that extra bit better. I guess you don’t wanna become the first superhero in trai…
Hurricane: * Sighs *
Anarchy: But, I created Parental Advisory, and I sure as hell ain’t letting it go. You can go out there, and have the crowd chant your name. Anarchy, Anarchy.
The crowd start chanting “Anarchy sucks…”
Anarchy: Whatever. If the crowd choose to cheer me, I’m cool. If they choose to boo me, I’m equally as cool. I don’t care what happens now, I’m gunna get that title, and if whooping every sorry ass that gets in my way helps me accomplish that goal, then so be it. As much respect as I have for the current champion, Grandprix, I would still like to kick his ass! I won at Free-Fall with Josh Matthews, that shows I’m championship material. Right?
Hurricane: Erm. Yeah! WHOOOO. GO BABY! THAT’S THE SPIRIT. ANARCHY, TO THE HURRICAVE!
Anarchy: What the freaking heck are you on about. And Hurricane, rest assured, if need be, Anarchy will gladly go toe-to-toe with the superhero.
Anarchy attempts to fly away. But fails. He tries again. And surprise surprise, he fails.
Anarchy: And one more thing before I walk out of this locker room like a NORMAL human being, expect some changes around here, mainly visible ones. I’ll see you and the rest of Parental Advisory in the ring later.
Hurricane: We are SOOOO not having pink furniture in the Parental Advisory locker room. * Another thumbs up from the Hurricane, before he flies away *
Anarchy: Damn.
Anarchy raises his arms, like the Hurricane does, still confused as to how the Hurricane flies.
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One of my better promos ;c) Anyway, erm, another promo from Anarchy later on this week plus Chris Jericho's Highlight Reel later on too.