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Nash showed me a picture of his girlfriend and I fell in love, she's so beautiful, like that great Snoop Dogg and Pharell song.
Anyway, I wanted to get a girl as beautifu as that, so I went down to the dog track, because I had seen girls that looked like Nash's girlfriend there before.
Anyway, I spent a couple of Irish pounds on this Dog called Kay-Lee, and it didn't win, so the owner was going to sell it, so I tested her out first, and she went like the clappers, so I boughted her.
Now she sits on my lap and licks my groin. I really like it, but it makes me lose control of my bladder and I urinate everywhere. What am I suposed to do? Help.
Anyway, I wanted to get a girl as beautifu as that, so I went down to the dog track, because I had seen girls that looked like Nash's girlfriend there before.
Anyway, I spent a couple of Irish pounds on this Dog called Kay-Lee, and it didn't win, so the owner was going to sell it, so I tested her out first, and she went like the clappers, so I boughted her.
Now she sits on my lap and licks my groin. I really like it, but it makes me lose control of my bladder and I urinate everywhere. What am I suposed to do? Help.
Despicable.
Disgusting.
*coughs*
I think this name-swapping was a bad idea.
You're an idiot.
Nash showed me a picture of his girlfriend and I fell in love, she's so beautiful, like that great Snoop Dogg and Pharell song.
Anyway, I wanted to get a girl as beautifu as that, so I went down to the dog track, because I had seen girls that looked like Nash's girlfriend there before.
Anyway, I spent a couple of Irish pounds on this Dog called Kay-Lee, and it didn't win, so the owner was going to sell it, so I tested her out first, and she went like the clappers, so I boughted her.
Now she sits on my lap and licks my groin. I really like it, but it makes me lose control of my bladder and I urinate everywhere. What am I suposed to do? Help.
Anyway, I wanted to get a girl as beautifu as that, so I went down to the dog track, because I had seen girls that looked like Nash's girlfriend there before.
Anyway, I spent a couple of Irish pounds on this Dog called Kay-Lee, and it didn't win, so the owner was going to sell it, so I tested her out first, and she went like the clappers, so I boughted her.
Now she sits on my lap and licks my groin. I really like it, but it makes me lose control of my bladder and I urinate everywhere. What am I suposed to do? Help.