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Oh dear...
http://www.ananova.com/news/ story/sm_806261.html?menu=news.quirkies
It reminds of a story where the good folk of Hartlepool hung a monkey for believing it was a French spy (the giveaway was that it could speak English), but that was a couple of hundred years ago. Hmmmmm.
http://www.ananova.com/news/ story/sm_806261.html?menu=news.quirkies
It reminds of a story where the good folk of Hartlepool hung a monkey for believing it was a French spy (the giveaway was that it could speak English), but that was a couple of hundred years ago. Hmmmmm.
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Cook who?
cookoo
I didn't imagine it, my brain just made reality different.
Heh, your imagination is twisted.
"Zavala told the neighbour he thought the pet's teeth were bar-coded and that there was a camera in the animal's head".
He went on to say that the hamsters which he also slaughtered, were in collusion with the G pig. They apparently spent hours each night on their wheels generating electricity so that the G pig could transmit its nightly report to the Agency. Sometimes he could see them stuffing nuts into their bulging cheeks, like a cheap porn star, in a bid to hide the evidence from him.
The ferret which was later retrieved from his anaal cavity and destroyed, was, according to Zavala, on a routine patrol mission to ensure that no Gpigs or Hamsters could infiltrate his colon (which he used to punctuate his letters to the editor of Cannibal Cookbook) and steal his ideas.
His colon was later retrieved and destroyed.
He went on to say that the hamsters which he also slaughtered, were in collusion with the G pig. They apparently spent hours each night on their wheels generating electricity so that the G pig could transmit its nightly report to the Agency. Sometimes he could see them stuffing nuts into their bulging cheeks, like a cheap porn star, in a bid to hide the evidence from him.
The ferret which was later retrieved from his anaal cavity and destroyed, was, according to Zavala, on a routine patrol mission to ensure that no Gpigs or Hamsters could infiltrate his colon (which he used to punctuate his letters to the editor of Cannibal Cookbook) and steal his ideas.
His colon was later retrieved and destroyed.
Ruth Tierney, who wrote the report, said: "We are not saying that we should go back to the mangle, but it may be that all our labour-saving devices have got a bit out of control."
So they finally admit that being a housewife isn't as hard as they always make out.
"I bin dawn t'pit fur a twelve hur shift luv, whar me t?"
"Eee I aint got ya nowt as I wa to busy watchin ma soaps and tellin Galdys bout yur piles fur ten hour".
So they finally admit that being a housewife isn't as hard as they always make out.
"I bin dawn t'pit fur a twelve hur shift luv, whar me t?"
"Eee I aint got ya nowt as I wa to busy watchin ma soaps and tellin Galdys bout yur piles fur ten hour".
Poor pot-bellied guinea pig, mistaken for an undercover agent, when it should've been roasting on a spit to the missing-tooth warblings of a hillbilly sing-a-long.
I'd fold your Momma's underwear but she hasn't got any because she's a skank
;p
;p
monkey_man wrote:
> I fold womans underwear
> I fold womans underwear
I fold.
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