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Seeing as this is general chat, I have noticed that no one has made a joke thread yet, well here it is for you all to post your best (and worst) jokes.
A teacher asks her class of 3rd graders to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. She calls on a small boy sitting in the front row.
"I saw an airshow. And it was very fascinating."
"Good, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate,' not 'fascinating.'" She then calls on a girl sitting off to the left.
"I saw some monkeys. They were very fascinating."
"Good, but I wanted you to use the world 'fascinate,' not 'fascinating.'" Billy's hand shoots up into the air and she calls on him.
"Teacher, teacher! I got one!"
"Go ahead, Billy."
"My sister's shirt has ten buttons, but her titts are so big she can only fascinate."
swear filter is a bit mean isn't it?
"I saw an airshow. And it was very fascinating."
"Good, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate,' not 'fascinating.'" She then calls on a girl sitting off to the left.
"I saw some monkeys. They were very fascinating."
"Good, but I wanted you to use the world 'fascinate,' not 'fascinating.'" Billy's hand shoots up into the air and she calls on him.
"Teacher, teacher! I got one!"
"Go ahead, Billy."
"My sister's shirt has ten buttons, but her titts are so big she can only fascinate."
swear filter is a bit mean isn't it?
First man: When I get in I'm gonna rip my wife knickers right off
Second man: your getting a bit randy aren't you
First Man: no they are starting to chafe
Second man: your getting a bit randy aren't you
First Man: no they are starting to chafe
Joe met his girlfriend's parents for the first time at their house over dinner. After the meal, his girlfriend and her mother left the room to do the dishes, leaving him with the father and the dog Duke, who was sitting underneath the Joe's chair. Unfortunately, after the hearty meal, Joe really had to fart. He stealthily let out a slow, barely audible, fart.
"Duke!" the dad yelled.
"This is great!" thought Joe. "He thinks the dog is farting!" So he let out another one.
"Duke!" the father barked. Joe thought he was home free so he let everything out at once in a really loud and smelly fart.
"Duke! Get out of there before Joe craps on you!"
"Duke!" the dad yelled.
"This is great!" thought Joe. "He thinks the dog is farting!" So he let out another one.
"Duke!" the father barked. Joe thought he was home free so he let everything out at once in a really loud and smelly fart.
"Duke! Get out of there before Joe craps on you!"
J Nash wrote:
> Is it that, they thought the ducks were flying, and so tried to throw
> the dogs at them in a futile attempt to gain points?
> Does Nash winnar?
Yes therefore saying people from suffolk are a bit simple.
> Is it that, they thought the ducks were flying, and so tried to throw
> the dogs at them in a futile attempt to gain points?
> Does Nash winnar?
Yes therefore saying people from suffolk are a bit simple.
Is it that, they thought the ducks were flying, and so tried to throw the dogs at them in a futile attempt to gain points?
Does Nash winnar?
Does Nash winnar?
Nah its pretty rubbish best to probably ignore it. My mates laffed when I told it anyway
i didnt get it
I don't get it. I even read it twice. Probably just me though.
Me and my dad and his mates wanted to prove that Suffolk was better so we challenged Norfolk boys to a duck hunt?
the final score was:
Norfolk 112
Suffolk 0
In the pub the barman asked us why we were so rubbish, we werent chucking th dogs high enough!
Good? (Probably not)
the final score was:
Norfolk 112
Suffolk 0
In the pub the barman asked us why we were so rubbish, we werent chucking th dogs high enough!
Good? (Probably not)
Seeing as this is general chat, I have noticed that no one has made a joke thread yet, well here it is for you all to post your best (and worst) jokes.