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"Happy birthday Ant"

Yes it's Ant 'the knob head' Haynes birthday tomorrow. Now we all know his family are not going to buy him any presents, because he is a crap son. But I thought maybe we could all chip in and buy him a pack of McCoy's Flame Grilled Steak flavour. He'll love it.

So let’s crack on with the birthday celebrations, we got Jelly and ice cream (both Tesco Value) and the finest bottle of Asti (really really cheap champagne). So everybody place on your hat and wish this miserable sod a Happy Birthday!

I love you Ant*


*Not true.

Jetster wrote:
> Ha ha. I'll give him credit, I thought he would be smaller.
>
> I've heard he stuffs his croch with socks.

Thats why i had the bi no culars

What a comeback by Ant! *claps*

Seymour Guado wrote:
> The T-X gave Ant a 3inch bone in uci!

Rofl Liam you were the one with the binoculars. :D

Look at youselves, you evil people. One day after Ant's birthday and ur all already having a go at him :(

Ha ha. I'll give him credit, I thought he would be smaller.

I've heard he stuffs his croch with socks.

The T-X gave Ant a 3inch bone in uci!

So what did you get?

Danke all.

Merci all.

Gracius (sp?). :D

Happy Birthday you maniac sugar eating, "short" story writing, God loving hippy!

In the nicest possible way :)

Hope you had a good day dude.

AJ's post deserves and well earned - LOL!