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"my dads mate done this when he was younger...."

he went to a school whith a golf cours behind the school and him and his mates bunked off school and went to the golf couse and pood in the same golf hole every day.And then his mates got cought and the got done and they had to clean it out by hands,then the ploice went toy my dads mates parents house and said is this you pooing in a golf hole and he said no it wasnt me when the had a picture of him pants down crouching down having a poo in the golf hole.But he was a lucky sod because he did not have to clean out the golf holes.

there is my funny story.

wow where have all these newbies popped up from?

Retarded I say.

With that the story does become mildly amusing.

A better version maybe:

My dad went to school with a gold course just behind the school. Him and his mates used to bunk off and went to the golf course. Here they pooed in the same hole evey day. One day his mates got caught and were told (by the police?) to clean it out with their hands. Then the police went to my dad's mates parents house and asked him, wigth the aid of a picture, if this was him pooing in a golf hole. He denied this even though the picture showed him with his pants down and crouching over a golf hole having a poo. My dad was lucky because he did not have to clean out the holes.

J Nash wrote:
>Why is crapping in a golf hole funny?

that's what I wonna know

Why is crapping in a golf hole funny?

um



EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

and um

English lit/lang could need touching up to make this as hilarious as it could have been

Brings a new meaning to "hol(e)y s***!"

Wholey mackrel!

A ltttle hard to understand, but yes it is funny.
Pooing in a golf whole hee hee hee.