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Today there was a most peculiar odur eminating from a cupboard in the kitchen. It was not very pleasant to say the least - I decided this matter need further investigation.
The investigation prooved successful.
Three rotten onions were found hidden under some plastic bags - seemingly the source of the stench, and quickly disposed of.
Also found in the same place was a another item of interest.
A potato, obviously of some considerable age, had grown 6 or 7 shoots, each about a foot long. The shoots, perhaps roots, were red in colour with several small green balls spread down the length - i assume these to be undeveloped potatoes.
The potato itself was small and shrivelled - looking somewhat like a small brain.
Most interesting!
* Side note *
Also of occurance today - causing notable injuries to my person, though not outwardly - I saw fit that I should attempt to devour a whole "Mars Bar" in one mouthful.
At first this was an enjoyable and most scrumpious adventure but soon enough my jaw ached like feck and became quite painful.
I had no means to eject the mashed confectinary so persued my chomping route - it was not particularly pleasant and for a goodly while afterwards my jaw and throat were more sore.
This shall not be attempted again.
Kindest regards,
FFF
The investigation prooved successful.
Three rotten onions were found hidden under some plastic bags - seemingly the source of the stench, and quickly disposed of.
Also found in the same place was a another item of interest.
A potato, obviously of some considerable age, had grown 6 or 7 shoots, each about a foot long. The shoots, perhaps roots, were red in colour with several small green balls spread down the length - i assume these to be undeveloped potatoes.
The potato itself was small and shrivelled - looking somewhat like a small brain.
Most interesting!
* Side note *
Also of occurance today - causing notable injuries to my person, though not outwardly - I saw fit that I should attempt to devour a whole "Mars Bar" in one mouthful.
At first this was an enjoyable and most scrumpious adventure but soon enough my jaw ached like feck and became quite painful.
I had no means to eject the mashed confectinary so persued my chomping route - it was not particularly pleasant and for a goodly while afterwards my jaw and throat were more sore.
This shall not be attempted again.
Kindest regards,
FFF
Interesting.
Pfft. Potato my ass! have you never SEEN John Carpenter's The Thing?
I think my day was more exciting, but i have no inclination to detail further.
http://diaryland.com
Hell, I thought you were gonna advertise a diary. Twas good.
Hell, I thought you were gonna advertise a diary. Twas good.
Hahahaha.
More.
More.
Wow FFF lives such a good life.
okay
Today there was a most peculiar odur eminating from a cupboard in the kitchen. It was not very pleasant to say the least - I decided this matter need further investigation.
The investigation prooved successful.
Three rotten onions were found hidden under some plastic bags - seemingly the source of the stench, and quickly disposed of.
Also found in the same place was a another item of interest.
A potato, obviously of some considerable age, had grown 6 or 7 shoots, each about a foot long. The shoots, perhaps roots, were red in colour with several small green balls spread down the length - i assume these to be undeveloped potatoes.
The potato itself was small and shrivelled - looking somewhat like a small brain.
Most interesting!
* Side note *
Also of occurance today - causing notable injuries to my person, though not outwardly - I saw fit that I should attempt to devour a whole "Mars Bar" in one mouthful.
At first this was an enjoyable and most scrumpious adventure but soon enough my jaw ached like feck and became quite painful.
I had no means to eject the mashed confectinary so persued my chomping route - it was not particularly pleasant and for a goodly while afterwards my jaw and throat were more sore.
This shall not be attempted again.
Kindest regards,
FFF
The investigation prooved successful.
Three rotten onions were found hidden under some plastic bags - seemingly the source of the stench, and quickly disposed of.
Also found in the same place was a another item of interest.
A potato, obviously of some considerable age, had grown 6 or 7 shoots, each about a foot long. The shoots, perhaps roots, were red in colour with several small green balls spread down the length - i assume these to be undeveloped potatoes.
The potato itself was small and shrivelled - looking somewhat like a small brain.
Most interesting!
* Side note *
Also of occurance today - causing notable injuries to my person, though not outwardly - I saw fit that I should attempt to devour a whole "Mars Bar" in one mouthful.
At first this was an enjoyable and most scrumpious adventure but soon enough my jaw ached like feck and became quite painful.
I had no means to eject the mashed confectinary so persued my chomping route - it was not particularly pleasant and for a goodly while afterwards my jaw and throat were more sore.
This shall not be attempted again.
Kindest regards,
FFF