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"A confession"

It's time he truth came out.
I know there are a lot of people on here who look up to me. Namely, Tribute.
I love you too Tribute, but that's not what I have to say.
No. I have a secret. A terrible, dark, secret.
I don't have any eyes.
Yes. I know. And I luv men. Especially gerrid. That's why I keep stealing his name. I want to be just like him.
I'm not done yet.
The real reason I made this topic is because I want to tell you all. I am Top Score AND Updated/DaveRJR. I have kept up this pretence for too long. I haven't had time to make any more Top Score posts recently because I've been too busy trying to get Vicki back. You see, she's left me for a crocodile, and I am trying to get her back using some tongs and some kitchen scissors.
And I got all that stuff about foreplay from a website. I've never even touched a girl.

Now I have confessed, I feel much better. I am now off to ride my horse, Princess, in the field, naked.

I mean jerrud.

You know I do.

I disbelieve you Asher.

Tóm wrote:
> Heh. Me, Hercules, KR and I think Nadge did this a loong time ago.

what this?

http://ukchatforums.reserve.co.uk/ display_messages.php?threadid=49532&forumid=416

Big Z wrote:
> I wanna secks him too.
> *biach fight*

*runs away*

I wanna secks him too.
*biach fight*

Big Z wrote:
> The drunken Terd wrote:
> what the f--- is going on here
>
> We are having one big secks party.

i wanna secks asher d!! :D

The drunken Terd wrote:
> what the f--- is going on here

We are having one big secks party.

Um, I love you too dude.
*ahem*

britney baby wrote:
> yer asher d is a legend! :D

Wooo.

*removes bra and throws it at self*

Shocking.
Is this true, Asher?
This, confession?