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**CONTINUED FROM LIPE’S PROMO. READ HIS ONE FIRST**
Hurricane is lying helplessly on the mat after that attack by Krusher. After a few minutes of “Krusher sucks” chants, Hurricane slowly gets to his feet, with the help of the ropes. He picks up a mic that was lying in the ring.
“Holy monkey crap, I just got my green ass whooped by a half pint, brass knucks wearing…”
Hurricane stops, and rubs his forehead, before looking at his hand. He is busted open pretty bad.
“I WANNA LIVE FOR A MOMENT!” OH YEAH. IT’S MATT HARDY! MATT HARDY AND SHANNON MOORE! They come out on the stage to a mixed reaction. I wonder what Matt Hardy has on his mind here. Remember, he tried to get into DoA but was Stunnered by Austin during the match at Free-Fall. He has a mic in his hand, as he sprints to the ring and goes sliding under the bottom rope, followed by his Mattitude Follower.
“Hurricane, you just got beaten by a jobber! Dude…in your own words, whassupwitdat?! You know, I’m not out here to mock you or anything…I’m here to make a proposal. Yeah. Next week, on Eclipse, how about me and you team up to take on Krusher and Stone Edge? Heck, we can take our superpowers too. I’ve got the Twist of Fate, the top rope leg drop, the Poetry in Motion, a dose of Mattitude and you’ve got…you’ve got…hmm…you…”
Hurricane interrupts.
“I’VE GOT MY HURRIPOWERS BÍTCH!”
“You’ve got your Hurripo…I’LL GIVE YOU BÍTCH!”
Hurricane puts his bloodied hand over Matt’s mic, he wants to talk himself.
“I’ve got an even BETTER idea. An eight man tag team over the top rope elimination match. Hurricane, Matt Hardy, Shannon Moore and Josh Matthews versus Stone Edge, Electron, Stone Cold Steve Austin and Krusher. ALL SUPERPOWERS GO!”
The crowd love that idea, as does Matt Hardy. Stone Edge appears on the SpecialTron.
“You like that idea, huh? You wanna get beaten by me, once again, eh Hurricane?”
Hurricane lifts up his new Cruiserweight Championship, much to the crowds delight.
“You may have the gold, but I am the true champion, we all know that. I was gunna give that title to you anyway, as I deserve bigger and better.”
Hurricane laughs, before cutting Stone Edge off.
“Enough of the crap…Stone Edge, let me ask you ONE more question. Can you fly?”
Stone Edge chuckles, and answers Hurricane.
“Of course I can fly. Flying clothesline, flying lariat, flyi…”
“GOOD, COS I’M GUNNA SEND *YOUR* ASS FLYING OVER *THAT* TOP ROPE!”
Hurricane’s music plays out the superhero and the team of Version 1.
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My promos are REALLY beginning to suck. Big time. Anyway, it got the message across, I hope.
SRW Eclipse
Parental Advisory, Matt Hardy and Shannon Moore Vs. Dead or Alive and Krusher
Written by :: ?
I really hope I haven’t screwed up any of the matches already planned. Sorry if I have. Thanks for reading.
Hurricane is lying helplessly on the mat after that attack by Krusher. After a few minutes of “Krusher sucks” chants, Hurricane slowly gets to his feet, with the help of the ropes. He picks up a mic that was lying in the ring.
“Holy monkey crap, I just got my green ass whooped by a half pint, brass knucks wearing…”
Hurricane stops, and rubs his forehead, before looking at his hand. He is busted open pretty bad.
“I WANNA LIVE FOR A MOMENT!” OH YEAH. IT’S MATT HARDY! MATT HARDY AND SHANNON MOORE! They come out on the stage to a mixed reaction. I wonder what Matt Hardy has on his mind here. Remember, he tried to get into DoA but was Stunnered by Austin during the match at Free-Fall. He has a mic in his hand, as he sprints to the ring and goes sliding under the bottom rope, followed by his Mattitude Follower.
“Hurricane, you just got beaten by a jobber! Dude…in your own words, whassupwitdat?! You know, I’m not out here to mock you or anything…I’m here to make a proposal. Yeah. Next week, on Eclipse, how about me and you team up to take on Krusher and Stone Edge? Heck, we can take our superpowers too. I’ve got the Twist of Fate, the top rope leg drop, the Poetry in Motion, a dose of Mattitude and you’ve got…you’ve got…hmm…you…”
Hurricane interrupts.
“I’VE GOT MY HURRIPOWERS BÍTCH!”
“You’ve got your Hurripo…I’LL GIVE YOU BÍTCH!”
Hurricane puts his bloodied hand over Matt’s mic, he wants to talk himself.
“I’ve got an even BETTER idea. An eight man tag team over the top rope elimination match. Hurricane, Matt Hardy, Shannon Moore and Josh Matthews versus Stone Edge, Electron, Stone Cold Steve Austin and Krusher. ALL SUPERPOWERS GO!”
The crowd love that idea, as does Matt Hardy. Stone Edge appears on the SpecialTron.
“You like that idea, huh? You wanna get beaten by me, once again, eh Hurricane?”
Hurricane lifts up his new Cruiserweight Championship, much to the crowds delight.
“You may have the gold, but I am the true champion, we all know that. I was gunna give that title to you anyway, as I deserve bigger and better.”
Hurricane laughs, before cutting Stone Edge off.
“Enough of the crap…Stone Edge, let me ask you ONE more question. Can you fly?”
Stone Edge chuckles, and answers Hurricane.
“Of course I can fly. Flying clothesline, flying lariat, flyi…”
“GOOD, COS I’M GUNNA SEND *YOUR* ASS FLYING OVER *THAT* TOP ROPE!”
Hurricane’s music plays out the superhero and the team of Version 1.
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My promos are REALLY beginning to suck. Big time. Anyway, it got the message across, I hope.
SRW Eclipse
Parental Advisory, Matt Hardy and Shannon Moore Vs. Dead or Alive and Krusher
Written by :: ?
I really hope I haven’t screwed up any of the matches already planned. Sorry if I have. Thanks for reading.
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I'm back too...good promo by they, if you haven't convinced yourself either way yet DW.
It's OK, I'm back now! :D
He's gone offline. Me thinks. I was talking to him about 15 minutes ago.
Yeah...Lipe...come on MSN damnit.
Buahahaha... :D
Guess there's no more over the top rope match.
Heh... Read the promo. :P
*cannae
And I forgot the ;c) after JAE.
And I forgot the ;c) after JAE.
Beat you to it Mr. JAE.
Canner wait for Eclipse...'twill be funny seeing SE going over and out.
Canner wait for Eclipse...'twill be funny seeing SE going over and out.
POP! for DW :)
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