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Last week on Eclipse, Hawk pinned Grandprix:
"Hawk (AfroJoe) throws the chair out of the ring, picks up the lifeless Grandprix, AND NAILS THE HAWK SCREWDRIVER! THAT’S GOTTA BE ALL!
He covers Grandprix, but they’re not even the legal men! The referee is too dazed to care though, and instead just makes the count…1…2…
3! It’s all over!"
And now, he emerges at ringside to rub more salt into the wounds.
*Hawk's music hits* and out comes the CAW World Champion! Hawk makes his way down to ringside to strong booing, but he turns away from it; he's used to this.
Hawk picks up a microphone from ringside and climbs up the steel stairs, through the ropes and into the ring. He puts the microphone to his mouth, but before he can even begin, he stops, as the crowd have begun to chant at him. "Ha-awk sucks! Ha-awk sucks!" Hawk ignores them, and starts talking. "Grandprix!" he starts, "I'm excited about what's going to happen between us this week at Freefall. I can sense we're going to put on a great match. I can also sense that, at the end of the match, your body will be lying in a crumpled heap on the mat. I will have destroyed you; you will have fallen from a high height, you skin will have been mashed in metal, and I will be the one having escaped; that's right Grandprix, at Freefall, we'll be battling in a CAGE MATCH!"
The crowd begin to cheer, but possibly not because of this announcement, but because Grandprix is making his way out from under the TitanTron, microphone in hand. "So, Hawk, you've chosen the stipulation. Well done. I thought you'd find it quite hard to do, what with your IQ being as it is..." Hawk seems furious at this statement, but isn't given the chance to retaliate. "...and also, well done on something else. You've chosen the perfect match that'll allow me to not only completely kick the crap out of you, but it matches the name Freefall perfectly; and you'll certainly be in freefall... but only for a couple of seconds. Then you'll go.... splat." Grandprix laughs, as his music hits, and he walks to the backstage, leaving Hawk fuming in the ring.
"Hawk (AfroJoe) throws the chair out of the ring, picks up the lifeless Grandprix, AND NAILS THE HAWK SCREWDRIVER! THAT’S GOTTA BE ALL!
He covers Grandprix, but they’re not even the legal men! The referee is too dazed to care though, and instead just makes the count…1…2…
3! It’s all over!"
And now, he emerges at ringside to rub more salt into the wounds.
*Hawk's music hits* and out comes the CAW World Champion! Hawk makes his way down to ringside to strong booing, but he turns away from it; he's used to this.
Hawk picks up a microphone from ringside and climbs up the steel stairs, through the ropes and into the ring. He puts the microphone to his mouth, but before he can even begin, he stops, as the crowd have begun to chant at him. "Ha-awk sucks! Ha-awk sucks!" Hawk ignores them, and starts talking. "Grandprix!" he starts, "I'm excited about what's going to happen between us this week at Freefall. I can sense we're going to put on a great match. I can also sense that, at the end of the match, your body will be lying in a crumpled heap on the mat. I will have destroyed you; you will have fallen from a high height, you skin will have been mashed in metal, and I will be the one having escaped; that's right Grandprix, at Freefall, we'll be battling in a CAGE MATCH!"
The crowd begin to cheer, but possibly not because of this announcement, but because Grandprix is making his way out from under the TitanTron, microphone in hand. "So, Hawk, you've chosen the stipulation. Well done. I thought you'd find it quite hard to do, what with your IQ being as it is..." Hawk seems furious at this statement, but isn't given the chance to retaliate. "...and also, well done on something else. You've chosen the perfect match that'll allow me to not only completely kick the crap out of you, but it matches the name Freefall perfectly; and you'll certainly be in freefall... but only for a couple of seconds. Then you'll go.... splat." Grandprix laughs, as his music hits, and he walks to the backstage, leaving Hawk fuming in the ring.
Grandprix wrote:
> Haha! Cage match. You won in a bigger cage and you'll lose it in a
> smaller one! :D
I love the way u put that. Pure class!
> Haha! Cage match. You won in a bigger cage and you'll lose it in a
> smaller one! :D
I love the way u put that. Pure class!
Nice, short promo. Wow. A cage match. This is gonna be brutal... :D
ooh...good old cage match...time for some old skool tricks...
Haha! Cage match. You won in a bigger cage and you'll lose it in a smaller one! :D
Heh, thats another one done JoeFro :)
And a Cage match, should be interesting, what with the two's chosen wrestling style and Hawk's liking for brutal moves.
And a Cage match, should be interesting, what with the two's chosen wrestling style and Hawk's liking for brutal moves.
Nice stuff AJ. Quite funny. Cage match should rule!!
Mexcellent, haven't had a cage match here in SRW for a while, I'm sure whoever's writing it can come up with some great ideas...is it Cong Man? If so I'm sure he'll come up with some top ideas.
Last week on Eclipse, Hawk pinned Grandprix:
"Hawk (AfroJoe) throws the chair out of the ring, picks up the lifeless Grandprix, AND NAILS THE HAWK SCREWDRIVER! THAT’S GOTTA BE ALL!
He covers Grandprix, but they’re not even the legal men! The referee is too dazed to care though, and instead just makes the count…1…2…
3! It’s all over!"
And now, he emerges at ringside to rub more salt into the wounds.
*Hawk's music hits* and out comes the CAW World Champion! Hawk makes his way down to ringside to strong booing, but he turns away from it; he's used to this.
Hawk picks up a microphone from ringside and climbs up the steel stairs, through the ropes and into the ring. He puts the microphone to his mouth, but before he can even begin, he stops, as the crowd have begun to chant at him. "Ha-awk sucks! Ha-awk sucks!" Hawk ignores them, and starts talking. "Grandprix!" he starts, "I'm excited about what's going to happen between us this week at Freefall. I can sense we're going to put on a great match. I can also sense that, at the end of the match, your body will be lying in a crumpled heap on the mat. I will have destroyed you; you will have fallen from a high height, you skin will have been mashed in metal, and I will be the one having escaped; that's right Grandprix, at Freefall, we'll be battling in a CAGE MATCH!"
The crowd begin to cheer, but possibly not because of this announcement, but because Grandprix is making his way out from under the TitanTron, microphone in hand. "So, Hawk, you've chosen the stipulation. Well done. I thought you'd find it quite hard to do, what with your IQ being as it is..." Hawk seems furious at this statement, but isn't given the chance to retaliate. "...and also, well done on something else. You've chosen the perfect match that'll allow me to not only completely kick the crap out of you, but it matches the name Freefall perfectly; and you'll certainly be in freefall... but only for a couple of seconds. Then you'll go.... splat." Grandprix laughs, as his music hits, and he walks to the backstage, leaving Hawk fuming in the ring.
"Hawk (AfroJoe) throws the chair out of the ring, picks up the lifeless Grandprix, AND NAILS THE HAWK SCREWDRIVER! THAT’S GOTTA BE ALL!
He covers Grandprix, but they’re not even the legal men! The referee is too dazed to care though, and instead just makes the count…1…2…
3! It’s all over!"
And now, he emerges at ringside to rub more salt into the wounds.
*Hawk's music hits* and out comes the CAW World Champion! Hawk makes his way down to ringside to strong booing, but he turns away from it; he's used to this.
Hawk picks up a microphone from ringside and climbs up the steel stairs, through the ropes and into the ring. He puts the microphone to his mouth, but before he can even begin, he stops, as the crowd have begun to chant at him. "Ha-awk sucks! Ha-awk sucks!" Hawk ignores them, and starts talking. "Grandprix!" he starts, "I'm excited about what's going to happen between us this week at Freefall. I can sense we're going to put on a great match. I can also sense that, at the end of the match, your body will be lying in a crumpled heap on the mat. I will have destroyed you; you will have fallen from a high height, you skin will have been mashed in metal, and I will be the one having escaped; that's right Grandprix, at Freefall, we'll be battling in a CAGE MATCH!"
The crowd begin to cheer, but possibly not because of this announcement, but because Grandprix is making his way out from under the TitanTron, microphone in hand. "So, Hawk, you've chosen the stipulation. Well done. I thought you'd find it quite hard to do, what with your IQ being as it is..." Hawk seems furious at this statement, but isn't given the chance to retaliate. "...and also, well done on something else. You've chosen the perfect match that'll allow me to not only completely kick the crap out of you, but it matches the name Freefall perfectly; and you'll certainly be in freefall... but only for a couple of seconds. Then you'll go.... splat." Grandprix laughs, as his music hits, and he walks to the backstage, leaving Hawk fuming in the ring.