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"tales from the shire(joke)"

Two hobbits walk into a bar where one of them picks up a barfly. They taker her to ta local motel; the first hobbit goes into the motel room while the other waits outside. Once the door closes, the hobbit on the outside hears starnge noises through the door, "I can't do it, I can't do it, I CAN'T DO IT!"
In the morning, the second hobbit askes the first, "How did it go?" The first one answers. "It was embarrassing. I simply couldn''t do it."
The second hobbit shook his head. "Manhood problems, eh?"
"No. I couldnt get on the bed!"

Thats a pathetic joke.

Everyone knows a hobbit who drinks will be around 4ft. He could easily get onto the bed.

*Snorts*

jim-hat wrote:
> Atchi mutchi gets, gets gets GETS ====>

: D
At least someone knows what I'm on about.

Be like water.

Atchi mutchi gets, gets gets GETS ====>

Is jim-hat always referred to in the 3rd person?
Or are you some kind of ninja monk - "There is no such thing as 'I'" etc.

Well, if jim-hat ever has the urge to experience such pain again, he'll set himself on fire and throw himself into a river of petroleum.

get out

Two hobbits walk into a bar where one of them picks up a barfly. They taker her to ta local motel; the first hobbit goes into the motel room while the other waits outside. Once the door closes, the hobbit on the outside hears starnge noises through the door, "I can't do it, I can't do it, I CAN'T DO IT!"
In the morning, the second hobbit askes the first, "How did it go?" The first one answers. "It was embarrassing. I simply couldn''t do it."
The second hobbit shook his head. "Manhood problems, eh?"
"No. I couldnt get on the bed!"