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"My bariliant game"

my game has 5 rules.

#1 I am 'phat'

#2 do not talk of fight club

#3 do not talk of gerrid's house

#4 do not talk of lawrence bowen bendy boy.

#5 no shoes on the bouncy castles


I will come up with a zany situation in my mind, and you bet on what will happen. so for example, I say:

'some bunnies in a feild, what next yoo fink?'

you would say:

'I bet 4 pee that they have secks'

and I say:

'NO, A TURTLE EATS THEM DEAD, GIVE ME FOUR PEES!'

and that is how the game is played.

so, first situation is:

A rhino is charging my jeep. What happens next?

This post is so desperately unintentionally superb!

you all rong.

I get out of my jeep and run away from the rhino, but it follows me. so I get out my lightsbre of cockshuck and chop off its horn. But it isn't dead. So I get in my jeep and drive into it. The jeep explodes, and I am thrown from it. I capture a tigar and fly home to yarndale.

YOU OWE ME TEN PEES!

LOL!

You furiously *fap* away until it kills you?

*Closes thread*

Ah, if only :D

Captain Vampire wrote:
> A rhino is charging my jeep. What happens next?

I bet 10p that...

You whip out your ACME inflatable sheep, quickly blow it up, and float away to safety... or so you think.

As you float merrily across the landscape blowing raspberries at the rhino, a vulture - mistaking your chronic B.O. for rotting flesh - lands on your sheep and pecks a hole in it. At which point, you blast around the sky in a random fashion for several seemingly endless seconds, before plummeting head-first into a lake and getting eaten alive by chuckling crocodiles, who then burp their satisfaction and proceed pick their teeth with your bones.

my game has 5 rules.

#1 I am 'phat'

#2 do not talk of fight club

#3 do not talk of gerrid's house

#4 do not talk of lawrence bowen bendy boy.

#5 no shoes on the bouncy castles


I will come up with a zany situation in my mind, and you bet on what will happen. so for example, I say:

'some bunnies in a feild, what next yoo fink?'

you would say:

'I bet 4 pee that they have secks'

and I say:

'NO, A TURTLE EATS THEM DEAD, GIVE ME FOUR PEES!'

and that is how the game is played.

so, first situation is:

A rhino is charging my jeep. What happens next?