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"Return of the Monster"

Hi peeps, just thought i'd pop on and see how the "thousands" of my fans are doing

so what's been goin on since my abscence?
not an awful lot i guess, well i'll soon liven things up! *in english voice* what what?

Who are you???

ummm... asleeep

*whacks Doughnut Monster*

Where've you been?

*scratches head* hmmm so let me get this straight? sr has been invaded by red squirrels?

i'll soon put that right.

*taps glass*

if I may have everyones attetion please!

I heardby declare this fine day to be.... Red Squirrel whacking day

every user will be given a batton to er... whack the squirrels with, whoever has whacked the most red squirrels at the end of this fine day, get a... ummm..errr... a hug from me!

New forums, a monkey took over the Site Bugs area and made it into their own Nut Sanctuary, red squirrels invaded but the superior race of grey squirrels ate the red un's and now are threatening to shut the site down (and take the peanuts) if the leader of the Red Squirrels, Dr. Aquittal, doesn't shake his pinky at his mother (a huge offence in squirrel terms)*





*may not be true.

Nothing much happened.

Hi peeps, just thought i'd pop on and see how the "thousands" of my fans are doing

so what's been goin on since my abscence?
not an awful lot i guess, well i'll soon liven things up! *in english voice* what what?