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"Lone Wolf McQuade", on Channel 5 last night.
Chuck Norris, David Carradine, guns, explosions, a cyborg midget, killings-a-plenty! What a fantastic film - he's such a good Ranger. Even when it looks like he's randomly spraying the air with bullets from a sub-machinegun, he's making every shot count and hitting the bad guys/rustlers/slimy Mexicans. Even when he's beaten to apulp and buried in his own car, he still drives the car out the grave (I kid you not). Even when David (Yellowed-up Kung-Fu cowboy) Carradine challenges him to a kung-fu match, has his daughter nearly killed and shoots at him loads and kills his Dad, he doesn't get angry - he gets even! By far the best bit was the midget in the electro-wheelchair. Had nothing to do with the plot, but it would have been a different film without him.
My verdict? Fan-fu**ing-tastic!
Chuck Norris, David Carradine, guns, explosions, a cyborg midget, killings-a-plenty! What a fantastic film - he's such a good Ranger. Even when it looks like he's randomly spraying the air with bullets from a sub-machinegun, he's making every shot count and hitting the bad guys/rustlers/slimy Mexicans. Even when he's beaten to apulp and buried in his own car, he still drives the car out the grave (I kid you not). Even when David (Yellowed-up Kung-Fu cowboy) Carradine challenges him to a kung-fu match, has his daughter nearly killed and shoots at him loads and kills his Dad, he doesn't get angry - he gets even! By far the best bit was the midget in the electro-wheelchair. Had nothing to do with the plot, but it would have been a different film without him.
My verdict? Fan-fu**ing-tastic!
He owns a TotalGym. And my brother is buying one :D
I hate chuk norris he sucks how can you call him an actor his name doesn't even deserve to have capitol letters.He blows.
Can't get Ch5 on my pappy Tv, too cheap to go digital and miss out on all the fun.
Hmmpf.
Hmmpf.
Chuck Norris is amazing. He needs a statue of him put up in every city of the world.
"Lone Wolf McQuade", on Channel 5 last night.
Chuck Norris, David Carradine, guns, explosions, a cyborg midget, killings-a-plenty! What a fantastic film - he's such a good Ranger. Even when it looks like he's randomly spraying the air with bullets from a sub-machinegun, he's making every shot count and hitting the bad guys/rustlers/slimy Mexicans. Even when he's beaten to apulp and buried in his own car, he still drives the car out the grave (I kid you not). Even when David (Yellowed-up Kung-Fu cowboy) Carradine challenges him to a kung-fu match, has his daughter nearly killed and shoots at him loads and kills his Dad, he doesn't get angry - he gets even! By far the best bit was the midget in the electro-wheelchair. Had nothing to do with the plot, but it would have been a different film without him.
My verdict? Fan-fu**ing-tastic!
Chuck Norris, David Carradine, guns, explosions, a cyborg midget, killings-a-plenty! What a fantastic film - he's such a good Ranger. Even when it looks like he's randomly spraying the air with bullets from a sub-machinegun, he's making every shot count and hitting the bad guys/rustlers/slimy Mexicans. Even when he's beaten to apulp and buried in his own car, he still drives the car out the grave (I kid you not). Even when David (Yellowed-up Kung-Fu cowboy) Carradine challenges him to a kung-fu match, has his daughter nearly killed and shoots at him loads and kills his Dad, he doesn't get angry - he gets even! By far the best bit was the midget in the electro-wheelchair. Had nothing to do with the plot, but it would have been a different film without him.
My verdict? Fan-fu**ing-tastic!