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If we don't do it now, we might not have another chance.
She's a national treasure, and her presence in gaming would surely be a welcome one.
What am I talking about?
The Queen Mother!
Before she's gone we should make sure that she gets an avitar of herself done. Maybe she would volunteer for a motion capture session.
We need a reliable 3D model of her, before it's too late.
Imagine never seeing QM in any games?
Wouldn't it be a tragedy!
So who is with me?
What games would you use her image in?
"'Ere, QM, give us odds on the Number 3 in the 4:20 at Haydock!"
"20-1 on the nose, my good man."
"OK, give us a monkey on that, and if yus nobbles yer own 'orse I'll split the winnings wiv ya."
"Done! (Hic)"
Minutes of fun to be had...
The Queen mother is put in charge of the famous bar from the Tapper game, but she soon gets fed up of serving other customers and starts a Gin marathon.
Can you, as the queen mother, catch all the bottles of gin as they slide out from the bar and drink them before the next one arrives? Watch out for the manager who chases you with your bar tab and the special appearances by Prince Charles, who tries to drag you home. Special powerup feature: prince phillip, who helps you drink twice as much and lets you shoot any extra bottles for bonus points.
A special feature of the game is the way the levels subtly change as you drink more and more. You'll find your character getting harder to control as time goes on, but you will believe you can do anything! Watch out in later levels for those pink elephants, but be warned, if you lose the Queen mum will wake with a hangover tomorrow!
At the end of the first level 007 goes MIA. you can then choose one of the other 00 agents to complete the game with (each with their own unique attributes). This leaves you to rescue 007 from a terrorist organisation...on the way you uncover a plot to kill the Queen and Family.
However as 006 (The traitorous one), theres a twist to the game on the final level.... it turns out you betrayed Bond and led him to a trap. Some old guy with a cat wanted to torture him, however on the last level you discover Bond has escaped from his russian captives... your counter mission is therefore to kill Bond before he blows your cover.
The Final level sets you against Mi5 as you set to pass bullets through the heads of every member of the Royal Family, but is Bond Dead??? And can you complete your mission???
If we don't do it now, we might not have another chance.
She's a national treasure, and her presence in gaming would surely be a welcome one.
What am I talking about?
The Queen Mother!
Before she's gone we should make sure that she gets an avitar of herself done. Maybe she would volunteer for a motion capture session.
We need a reliable 3D model of her, before it's too late.
Imagine never seeing QM in any games?
Wouldn't it be a tragedy!
So who is with me?
What games would you use her image in?