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(Didn't think so.)
But last night I had the unusual opportunity to exchange words with the "one and only". He was lurking in my wardrobe, intermittently rattling the doors from the inside.
I turned on the light, opened the wardrobe and there he was, sheepishly hiding in the shadows.
"Bogey" I said, "what the hell are you doing? What do you want? Shouldn't you be chasing children through some spooky woods or something?"
He hissed at me, then launched into a diatribe of unholy malice:
"BOO-AM GON GET YA
AM GON SCARe YA
AM GON SHRILL THE SHIV YA
BOO-AM GON CHASe YA
AM GON GRAB YA
AM GON BLOCk YA MOUTH AN PARAL YA BONEs
BOO-AM GON GET YA
AM GON HURT YA
AM GON FEED YA FACE AN POIS YA BLOOD
BOO-AM GON BLACK YA
AM GON TTACK YA
AM GON JUMP YA DEAD NIGHT AN SCAR YA"
Interesting, I thought. "Has your menacing and creeping self got anything more to say?"
The Bogeyman shook his head then sank back into the shadows.
It was the middle of the night and I was tired, so I told him to "Go to Hell", (which to my surprise he instantly did.) I slammed the wardrobe doors shut and that was the end of the supernatural episode.
Anyone else had any experiences with The Bogeyman?
(Didn't think so.)
..www.pantheon.org/articles/b/bogeyman.html - 6k
ooooooooooookay
Right everyone back out the room slowly, try not to get any eye contact.
(Didn't think so.)
But last night I had the unusual opportunity to exchange words with the "one and only". He was lurking in my wardrobe, intermittently rattling the doors from the inside.
I turned on the light, opened the wardrobe and there he was, sheepishly hiding in the shadows.
"Bogey" I said, "what the hell are you doing? What do you want? Shouldn't you be chasing children through some spooky woods or something?"
He hissed at me, then launched into a diatribe of unholy malice:
"BOO-AM GON GET YA
AM GON SCARe YA
AM GON SHRILL THE SHIV YA
BOO-AM GON CHASe YA
AM GON GRAB YA
AM GON BLOCk YA MOUTH AN PARAL YA BONEs
BOO-AM GON GET YA
AM GON HURT YA
AM GON FEED YA FACE AN POIS YA BLOOD
BOO-AM GON BLACK YA
AM GON TTACK YA
AM GON JUMP YA DEAD NIGHT AN SCAR YA"
Interesting, I thought. "Has your menacing and creeping self got anything more to say?"
The Bogeyman shook his head then sank back into the shadows.
It was the middle of the night and I was tired, so I told him to "Go to Hell", (which to my surprise he instantly did.) I slammed the wardrobe doors shut and that was the end of the supernatural episode.
Anyone else had any experiences with The Bogeyman?
(Didn't think so.)