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cow:woof
cows owner:say moo
cow:woof
cows owner:say moo
cow:woof
cows owner:say moo or i'll shoot your legs of
cow:woof
*cows owner shoots cows legs of*
cows owner:now say moo or i'll shoot your tail of
*cow says nothing*
cows owner:say moo now!
*cow says nothing*
cows owner:say moo or i'll shoot you damnit
*cow says nothing*
*cows owner shoots cows tail of*
cows owner:now say moo or i gunna kill you!
*cow says nothing*
*cows owner goes mad and starts shooting cow over and over...over...over*
This doesn't make sence so i will tell you why the cow said woof and then didn't say nothing. You might think cow bled to death but cow didn't. Cow died of a heart attack earlier that day, and there was a dog that kept barking then the gun shot scared the dog away....
cows owner:say moo
cow:woof
cows owner:say moo
cow:woof
cows owner:say moo or i'll shoot your legs of
cow:woof
*cows owner shoots cows legs of*
cows owner:now say moo or i'll shoot your tail of
*cow says nothing*
cows owner:say moo now!
*cow says nothing*
cows owner:say moo or i'll shoot you damnit
*cow says nothing*
*cows owner shoots cows tail of*
cows owner:now say moo or i gunna kill you!
*cow says nothing*
*cows owner goes mad and starts shooting cow over and over...over...over*
This doesn't make sence so i will tell you why the cow said woof and then didn't say nothing. You might think cow bled to death but cow didn't. Cow died of a heart attack earlier that day, and there was a dog that kept barking then the gun shot scared the dog away....
cow:woof
cows owner:say moo
cow:woof
cows owner:say moo
cow:woof
cows owner:say moo or i'll shoot your legs of
cow:woof
*cows owner shoots cows legs of*
cows owner:now say moo or i'll shoot your tail of
*cow says nothing*
cows owner:say moo now!
*cow says nothing*
cows owner:say moo or i'll shoot you damnit
*cow says nothing*
*cows owner shoots cows tail of*
cows owner:now say moo or i gunna kill you!
*cow says nothing*
*cows owner goes mad and starts shooting cow over and over...over...over*
This doesn't make sence so i will tell you why the cow said woof and then didn't say nothing. You might think cow bled to death but cow didn't. Cow died of a heart attack earlier that day, and there was a dog that kept barking then the gun shot scared the dog away....
cows owner:say moo
cow:woof
cows owner:say moo
cow:woof
cows owner:say moo or i'll shoot your legs of
cow:woof
*cows owner shoots cows legs of*
cows owner:now say moo or i'll shoot your tail of
*cow says nothing*
cows owner:say moo now!
*cow says nothing*
cows owner:say moo or i'll shoot you damnit
*cow says nothing*
*cows owner shoots cows tail of*
cows owner:now say moo or i gunna kill you!
*cow says nothing*
*cows owner goes mad and starts shooting cow over and over...over...over*
This doesn't make sence so i will tell you why the cow said woof and then didn't say nothing. You might think cow bled to death but cow didn't. Cow died of a heart attack earlier that day, and there was a dog that kept barking then the gun shot scared the dog away....
Hahahaha.
That made my life better.
Heartwarming.