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“I WANNA LIVE FOR A MOMENT!” Welcome to SRW Eclipse! Just moments ago, we had Anarchy on the mic announcing that at Free-Fall it’ll be The Elements vs. Parental Advisory whilst tonight it’ll be Too Cool taking on SRW’s biggest heels. This music is familiar. I recognise it from my collection. Yes. It’s MATT HARDY! He poses for a good thirty seconds before making a dash to the ring. He slides in. He’s got something to get off his chest, and he’s gunna get it off now.
“You know, for months, I’ve been wasted. I’VE BEEN STUCK ON THE DAMN HOUSE SHOWS! THESE PEOPLE DESERVE TO SEE ME! I’ve not even had a sodding title shot! Well it all has to stop. SRW needs some Mattitude. Hey, Shannon, Crash, get your ásses down here.”
Crash and Shannon Moore come out on the stage and walk to the ring.
“Shannon, you suck big time. You’ve done nothing, you know that? You’ve done nothing but lose. LOSE. There’s no Mattitude in lose. You know that, right? I taught you all this ages ago. CRASH! YOU’RE DATING JAZZ?”
Crash cuts Matt off…
“Mr. Hardy sir, if you don’t mind, I’m gunna be late for my dinner. I’ve gotta get dressed you know.”
Matt grins, before punking out both Crash and Shannon. After whooping their ásses for a while, he takes the mic again.
“You’re fired! I’ve found some guys who actually win. I’m asking Dead or Alive if there’s a spot in their faction. I’m asking them if I can wrestle with them. I wanna achieve things, and I wanna achieve them with DoA. Mattitude Version One is back…”
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Mattitude is back. he wants in DoA. Short, crap and simple. (No, not Matt, this promo).
“You know, for months, I’ve been wasted. I’VE BEEN STUCK ON THE DAMN HOUSE SHOWS! THESE PEOPLE DESERVE TO SEE ME! I’ve not even had a sodding title shot! Well it all has to stop. SRW needs some Mattitude. Hey, Shannon, Crash, get your ásses down here.”
Crash and Shannon Moore come out on the stage and walk to the ring.
“Shannon, you suck big time. You’ve done nothing, you know that? You’ve done nothing but lose. LOSE. There’s no Mattitude in lose. You know that, right? I taught you all this ages ago. CRASH! YOU’RE DATING JAZZ?”
Crash cuts Matt off…
“Mr. Hardy sir, if you don’t mind, I’m gunna be late for my dinner. I’ve gotta get dressed you know.”
Matt grins, before punking out both Crash and Shannon. After whooping their ásses for a while, he takes the mic again.
“You’re fired! I’ve found some guys who actually win. I’m asking Dead or Alive if there’s a spot in their faction. I’m asking them if I can wrestle with them. I wanna achieve things, and I wanna achieve them with DoA. Mattitude Version One is back…”
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Mattitude is back. he wants in DoA. Short, crap and simple. (No, not Matt, this promo).
Nice promo DW. Straight to the point, just like Krusher :D
He is, which makes it funny on a whole different level. :)
Matt, is Crash one of yours? :cD
Haha! Crash has been punked out by Anarchy and Matt Hardy! :D
Matt Hardy in DoA? Interesting stuff.
Matt Hardy in DoA? Interesting stuff.
Heh. Excellent.
Nice promo. Got straight to the point and had a few funny bits... "And Crash; You're Dating Jazz?!!". Heh. :D
Hmm... Very interesting... Could their be a place in DoA for Mr Mattitude?! I'll have to decide... Promo up later! :)
Hmm... Very interesting... Could their be a place in DoA for Mr Mattitude?! I'll have to decide... Promo up later! :)
“I WANNA LIVE FOR A MOMENT!” Welcome to SRW Eclipse! Just moments ago, we had Anarchy on the mic announcing that at Free-Fall it’ll be The Elements vs. Parental Advisory whilst tonight it’ll be Too Cool taking on SRW’s biggest heels. This music is familiar. I recognise it from my collection. Yes. It’s MATT HARDY! He poses for a good thirty seconds before making a dash to the ring. He slides in. He’s got something to get off his chest, and he’s gunna get it off now.
“You know, for months, I’ve been wasted. I’VE BEEN STUCK ON THE DAMN HOUSE SHOWS! THESE PEOPLE DESERVE TO SEE ME! I’ve not even had a sodding title shot! Well it all has to stop. SRW needs some Mattitude. Hey, Shannon, Crash, get your ásses down here.”
Crash and Shannon Moore come out on the stage and walk to the ring.
“Shannon, you suck big time. You’ve done nothing, you know that? You’ve done nothing but lose. LOSE. There’s no Mattitude in lose. You know that, right? I taught you all this ages ago. CRASH! YOU’RE DATING JAZZ?”
Crash cuts Matt off…
“Mr. Hardy sir, if you don’t mind, I’m gunna be late for my dinner. I’ve gotta get dressed you know.”
Matt grins, before punking out both Crash and Shannon. After whooping their ásses for a while, he takes the mic again.
“You’re fired! I’ve found some guys who actually win. I’m asking Dead or Alive if there’s a spot in their faction. I’m asking them if I can wrestle with them. I wanna achieve things, and I wanna achieve them with DoA. Mattitude Version One is back…”
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Mattitude is back. he wants in DoA. Short, crap and simple. (No, not Matt, this promo).
“You know, for months, I’ve been wasted. I’VE BEEN STUCK ON THE DAMN HOUSE SHOWS! THESE PEOPLE DESERVE TO SEE ME! I’ve not even had a sodding title shot! Well it all has to stop. SRW needs some Mattitude. Hey, Shannon, Crash, get your ásses down here.”
Crash and Shannon Moore come out on the stage and walk to the ring.
“Shannon, you suck big time. You’ve done nothing, you know that? You’ve done nothing but lose. LOSE. There’s no Mattitude in lose. You know that, right? I taught you all this ages ago. CRASH! YOU’RE DATING JAZZ?”
Crash cuts Matt off…
“Mr. Hardy sir, if you don’t mind, I’m gunna be late for my dinner. I’ve gotta get dressed you know.”
Matt grins, before punking out both Crash and Shannon. After whooping their ásses for a while, he takes the mic again.
“You’re fired! I’ve found some guys who actually win. I’m asking Dead or Alive if there’s a spot in their faction. I’m asking them if I can wrestle with them. I wanna achieve things, and I wanna achieve them with DoA. Mattitude Version One is back…”
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Mattitude is back. he wants in DoA. Short, crap and simple. (No, not Matt, this promo).