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"Those Idiots!"

So, usually, it goes like this:

It's 5:00 in the afternoon.
I settle down with a nice cup of tea.
I watch Steve Irwin's Croc Diaries in all it's glory. Wondefrul.

But today:

Guess what's on?

Not the brilliant Mr Iwin.

But.

The Planet's Funniest Animals.

Argh!
Why why why why why?

Why is the complete knobjockey telling god-awful 'jokes' for slow-witted fat-azzed yanks, then showing some completely dull and dreary animal clips which go on too long.

Any clip presenting any form of entertianment is ruined by this feckwit spewing these commentaries drawn-out for so goddam long even the stupidest American d!ldo could keep up ending with some obervational crud you spotted about 2 hours ago and probably could made funnier yourself.

Complete with 'funny' music and a bile-inducing 'letters' section asking some b******t ending with a lame clip.
I just wanna punch that smarmy whiney-voiced ƒaggot farmer's skull through the floor.
Tossser.

You've Been Framed does it better.
Now if that's not a sign you've should boil your own testicles in acid and remove your skin with an eding hoe, then roll down a mouse-trap laden hill into a vat of broken glass and vinegar, I don't know what is.

T-w-a-t-s.

Ugh

AHA!

Ok, here's my theory.
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Planet's Funniest Animals abbreviated is PFA.
A plastic. Meaning that Planet's Funniest ANimals is just crap and plastic.

"Isn't it PVC and PVA?"

Ssshhh.

ADC started good.

And now it is gay.
VERY gay.
We're talking REALLY gay here.

If you don't like 'The Planet's Funniest Animals' FFF, stay away from a show called 'America's Dumbest Criminals'. It's the worst show I've ever seen.

It's presented by two, over enthusiastic, incredibly annoying people who spend the vast majority of the show coming up with with some exceedingly crap dialogue, yet they always seem to keep a smile on their face. I don't know why, non of what they say is funny, at least to anyone outside the 'laugh at any old toss' studio audience.

The worst part though is that the stories they show of stupid criminals are nothing more than interviews with boring sherifs and cops, and badly put together reconstruction's of what stupid behaviors the criminals of the show have supposedly committed. It's awful, tacky and extremely annoying.

If I just stick ma head in here, I should be able to see this big ol' crocs back teeth.

If this wasp stings me, i'll be in REAL trouble, ahh **** the wasp just stung me, an' the jeeps half a mile away...

Plannets crappiest animals has one of those presenters you'd really love to have a go at assassinating, won't be laughing for much longer, of course, he would have to suffer a bit first. I've never seen him without that huge, goofy, american style grin. *shudders*

He's a man with a passion, you can't dislike him.
He does what he loves, and loves it as he does it.

He truly is the man.

Irwin is a God.

"Wouldya look at the soize of thowse fayngs! And the saliva (at this point he squashes up face strangely) just drips owt!"

Ahh, genius.

Someone once told me that a crocidile ate Steve. I cried myself to sleep that night.

I too watch the croc diaries, ive got a lot more respect for Steve now.

I used to think he was a guy with a gimmick, but he really cares.

Watching Steve Irwin cry over his dead crocodile was classic TV.