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It's 5:00 in the afternoon.
I settle down with a nice cup of tea.
I watch Steve Irwin's Croc Diaries in all it's glory. Wondefrul.
But today:
Guess what's on?
Not the brilliant Mr Iwin.
But.
The Planet's Funniest Animals.
Argh!
Why why why why why?
Why is the complete knobjockey telling god-awful 'jokes' for slow-witted fat-azzed yanks, then showing some completely dull and dreary animal clips which go on too long.
Any clip presenting any form of entertianment is ruined by this feckwit spewing these commentaries drawn-out for so goddam long even the stupidest American d!ldo could keep up ending with some obervational crud you spotted about 2 hours ago and probably could made funnier yourself.
Complete with 'funny' music and a bile-inducing 'letters' section asking some b******t ending with a lame clip.
I just wanna punch that smarmy whiney-voiced aggot farmer's skull through the floor.
Tossser.
You've Been Framed does it better.
Now if that's not a sign you've should boil your own testicles in acid and remove your skin with an eding hoe, then roll down a mouse-trap laden hill into a vat of broken glass and vinegar, I don't know what is.
T-w-a-t-s.
Ugh
It's 5:00 in the afternoon.
I settle down with a nice cup of tea.
I watch Steve Irwin's Croc Diaries in all it's glory. Wondefrul.
But today:
Guess what's on?
Not the brilliant Mr Iwin.
But.
The Planet's Funniest Animals.
Argh!
Why why why why why?
Why is the complete knobjockey telling god-awful 'jokes' for slow-witted fat-azzed yanks, then showing some completely dull and dreary animal clips which go on too long.
Any clip presenting any form of entertianment is ruined by this feckwit spewing these commentaries drawn-out for so goddam long even the stupidest American d!ldo could keep up ending with some obervational crud you spotted about 2 hours ago and probably could made funnier yourself.
Complete with 'funny' music and a bile-inducing 'letters' section asking some b******t ending with a lame clip.
I just wanna punch that smarmy whiney-voiced aggot farmer's skull through the floor.
Tossser.
You've Been Framed does it better.
Now if that's not a sign you've should boil your own testicles in acid and remove your skin with an eding hoe, then roll down a mouse-trap laden hill into a vat of broken glass and vinegar, I don't know what is.
T-w-a-t-s.
Ugh
you gotta respect what he does.
"LOOK AT THE POWWAA"
> So, usually, it goes like this:
...
> Argh!
...
> T-w-@-t-s.
>
> Ugh
You're upset, aren't you?
YBF is the biggest pile of toss I have ever had the misfortune to see. It was better with Jermy Beedle(sp). I'd rather watch Emmerdale than that.
I used to think he was a guy with a gimmick, but he really cares.
"Wouldya look at the soize of thowse fayngs! And the saliva (at this point he squashes up face strangely) just drips owt!"
Ahh, genius.