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We were having a chat in the pub about the things we hated the most or things that really got on our nerves i'm sure its been posted before but I'm going to do it again.

The things that annoy me.

1. Bad Manners
2. People Disrespecting our Monarchy
3. People taking the mick out of my accent
4. People who use mobile phones in cars and force me off the road

*shudders*

Ah, yes, Dr. Pepper.

I hate -

Americans - Not all, but alot of them.
Townies
Dr.Pepper
Know-it-alls
Rain

Thats all for now.

Come on Tim!

I hate...

The Beckhams
'Hard men' who then get their cousins and brothers on people
People that, when in their cars driving past, shout out the windows at passers by
Obese people dressed for the summer
Tim Henman
People that live in Edinburgh
People that play grass bowling and consider it a real sport
Real Madrid
Chocolate spread
David Dimbleby

Yup.

The Decoy wrote:
2. People Disrespecting our Monarchy
*cough*

1)People who write long lists of complaint or try to tell people what to do.

2)My brother

Animals, plants, minerals, elements, quantam particles, the void and people who get in my way when I'm walking.

Here's a guide for people who are not very good at walking:

1) How to determine if you are a slow walker- walk along any pavement for about 100 yards and if most of the people also on the pavement are walking faster than you (the fact that they are passing you should help indicate this), then this means you are a slow walker.

2) How to speed up- scientists have discovered that; by increasing the length of one's strides and by moving one's legs more frequently, it is possible to increase walking speed.

3) Getting in the way- again to determine if you get in people's way, simply walk 100 yards and see how many times people tut as they bump into you, swerve or simply stop and let you pass.

4) Don't read a book or magazine whilst walking- simple concept but often ignored. Walk towards me reading a book and see if I will move out of the way for you...

5) Don't walk whilst looking into shop windows, pausing without warning to gaze at something you won't buy.

6) Don't walk hand in hand with ugly girlfriend in middle of pavement.

7) When the Red Man is showing but there are no vehicles about, YOU ARE PERFECTLY SAFE TO CROSS THE ROAD. You are being subjected to conditioning, do not accept it. Also if the lights are changing and you are almost across the road but people are still crossing; don't slow down. This way everyone can cross the road without those fecking taxi drivers trying to run you over.

8) Read body language: sometimes when two men realise that there momentum will result in a collision should neither of them change course, one of them will indicate his intention to go left or right by dropping his shoulder to that direction. Girls who are allegedly observant: why haven't you figured this one out yet?

9) The wielding of a pram does not give anyone the automatic right of way.

10) Thou shalt not ever undertake any sporting event that involves walking. You look like a t*t.

Hmmpf!

I did my work experience in wales and most of the people who I worked with talked with a strong accent, I found it funny rather than annoying.

The Decoy wrote:
> I always say stuff like
>
> (all spelt as said)I Sin him up towun, hev you bin up rowad, whatya
> doin ba?

I think people are right, that's really annoying.