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Only really fit ladies/girls should play tennis at Wimbledon then it'd be more fun to watch. They should also be demanded to make that excellent orgasmic sound when they hit the ball.

Mehexcellent!

cookie monster wrote:
> er-no wrote:
> Also, I've thrown a ball at Anna Kournikova. I also had the best
> view
> of her for two hours. I was a ballboy. I rule.
>
> Man alive, you really do get about.


Yeah, I've done a lot. Its really strange now I think about it!

:)

er-no wrote:
> Also, I've thrown a ball at Anna Kournikova. I also had the best view
> of her for two hours. I was a ballboy. I rule.

Man alive, you really do get about.

I swear they have it in their contracts that their nipples must be visible through their shirts.

Mystique wrote:
> Maybe they should start posting 'Potential Boner Warnings' before
> every match.
>
>
> "Warning. This match contains fit chicks, in tight skirts and
> skimpy pants making provocative sounds that may cause younger, hornier
> male viewers to experiance boners. Please refrain from watching this
> match or have a pillow (and sock if nessasary) at the ready."

Yes. That too.

Also, I've thrown a ball at Anna Kournikova. I also had the best view of her for two hours. I was a ballboy. I rule.

Maybe they should start posting 'Potential Boner Warnings' before every match.


"Warning. This match contains fit chicks, in tight skirts and skimpy pants making provocative sounds that may cause younger, hornier male viewers to experiance boners. Please refrain from watching this match or have a pillow (and sock if nessasary) at the ready."

er-no wrote:
> They should also be demanded to make that
> excellent orgasmic sound when they hit the ball.

I was watching it today, there were two birds playing.

"Eh"
"Eiiiii"
"Eh"
"Eiiiii"
"Eh"
"Eiiiii"

It got me so wound up after a while. If they're gonna make that stupid noise, they may at least make it sound normal.

Close-ups of the french open?

Sounds rude. I like it.

But then they'd do all that stuff with the mens game too for equality...
And you wouldn't want to watch that.

They must have changed one of the producers or something for the ladies games, I remember a couple of years back there being alot more close up shots on the ladies playing :D
Not sure if it was Wimbledon, could have been the french open.

I mean under the tennis dresses, not just thongs.

I like the idea.

Hedfix that is just a bit too sleazy. At least currently it is slightly classy. Make them wear thongs or something instead.