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“It began in Afrika-ka-ka-ka!!!” A massive roar goes up from the sell-out audience here at SR Towers, because here comes The Cong Man, accompanied by his beautiful fiancée The Cong Woman! He celebrates happily to the fans, however, it’s been a different story backstage. Cong Man has been in a bad mood all week and it’s not surprising, because he was screwed out of a place in the CAW No.1 Contenders Fatal 4-Way last week in his triple threat match against Jetster and LL Cool TT. Congie has a mic.
“Y’know what made last week so frustrating? And so annoying? And so…destroying? The fact that I was by far the best wrestler in that match…there’s no doubt LL Cool TT has talent but he’s totally unproven. Jetster? Admittedly he’s a KOTR Finalist, but he’s never won the CAW Title like me…I knew I was the best, and I was screwed. And, to make a change, I was screwed by Reaver (Ant.) I just hope he and Jetster get their @sses whooped this week by Anarchy and Grandprix. And they better be watching their backs…”
(Raven’s music hits) The crowd are on their feet again, it’s a mixed but very loud reaction for the CAW World Champion Hawk (AfroJoe)! Not many people particularly like this guy anymore, because being champion has changed him, but after a few successful defences he has become one of the greatest CAW Champions of all time. But even if these people don’t like him, they want to see him, and that’s why he’s getting such a loud reception! Hawk (AfroJoe) struts to the ring confidently, the belt draped across his shoulder, taking in the noise!
Finally he steps into the ring, deciding to say a few words himself. “Before I say anything, I think you should all take a look at the SpecialTron, where we see just what happened to Cong Man last week…”
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CONG MAN WITH A FLYING SPEAR! I think he took LL Cool T’s head clean off! Cong Man locks in a half Boston crab on LL Cool T. Something is appearing on the Titantron! The bWo have destroyed Scotty (Figo)! “No one here to save you now, Cong Man!”
Bulldog by Jetster on Cong Man! Jetster turns round… OOH! Jetster (Random Hero) with a stiff kick in Cong Man’s face! Jetster climbs the turnbuckle, both of them are down… FLYING ELBOW!!! He connects on… LL Cool T!!! COVER! 1… 2…
CONG MAN JUST BREAKS THE COUNT!! Reaver (Ant) seems unimpressed and grabs a chair! He slides it in the ring and fakes an attempt to get in the ring. The ref tries to restrain Reaver, Jetster grabs the chair! WHAM! Jetster clocks Cong Man right over the head! He covers him! It can’t end this way! Reaver quickly jumps down and the ref makes the count! 1… 2…
CONG MAN KICKED OUT! CONG MAN KICKED OUT! Great resilience! Jetster (Random Hero) is a little frustrated. He climbs up the turnbuckle… BRAZZAVILLE BOMB!! CONG MAN HITS HIS FINISHER ON JETSTER!! Reaver is remonstrating with the ref again. Cong Man turns round… WHAM!!! HAWK JUST APPEARED OUT OF NOWHERE AND SMACKED CONG MAN IN THE FACE WITH THE TITLE BELT!!! “That’s the closest you will ever get to the title!”
The ref comes over and is yelling at Hawk (Afrojoe) to get out of the ring! LL Cool T is crawling over for the cover on Cong Man! Cong Man looks lifeless! DDT-DRIVER!!! REAVER HITS THE DDT-DRIVER ON LL COOL T!!! He puts Jetster on LL Cool T! The ref makes the cover! 1… 2… 3! JETSTER WINS!!! He is the final participant in the fatal 4-way match! Reaver comes back in the ring and celebrates with Jetster!
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“Ya see what I mean!?” Cong Man shouts angrily, “LL Cool TT had his bumchums the bWo beating up my tag team partner backstage, and then I’m attacked from all angles by Reaver (Ant) and…and you,” he points at his former best friend.
Hawk just laughs. “Yes, and you know, wasn’t I right? That was the closest you’ll ever get to my title. Cong Man, you’re all washed-up…and you know why? Because of me. But why have I done it? After all, we were a very successful team…great friends too. But it’s your own fault really…YOU KEPT ME IN YOUR SHADOW!”
Hawk’s sudden outburst has shocked this crowd!
“It was always ‘The Cong Man AND Hawk’, wasn’t it? While you were fighting Reaver (Ant) in huge steel cage title matches, I was stuck at the side cheering you on…but I’m better than that. And look at me now…THE CAW WORLD CHAMPION! Undefeated in singles action since the Hell In A Cell match! An amazing record, you have to say. But you’ve had your chance…to be honest, the reason I cost you that match was because you are my main rival…the biggest threat to my title. Anarchy (DW)? What chance has he got against me, he’s only been here a few months! And Grandprix, well, I’ve beat him before and I’ll do it again.”
“I may have helped Jetster win last week, but that’s as far as he’ll get. And Reaver (Ant)? Usually it would be Cong Man whooping your butt, but this time it will be me…so I’m not worried. My biggest threat to the title is gone, and it looks like I’m in for at least another month of fame and fortune…”
Wait, look at the SpecialTron! It’s Anarchy (DW)!
“Hawk (AfroJoe)…you’ve never seen anyone like me! And that’s why I’m so dangerous…don’t underestimate me, because I plan to shock everyone and take that title from you…just wait.”
The SpecialTron goes blank, and Hawk’s about to talk when Grandprix appears instead!
“Hello Hawk (AfroJoe)…I’ll admit you’ve done well, and you’re on a roll, but look at the roll I’m on! SRW Tag Team Champion, and I came through the toughest triple threat against Jackal and RIA. I’m finally showing what I can do, and Reaver (Ant) can testify to that…this 4-way is mine, and at FreeFall, so is your title…”
Hawk (AfroJoe) looks angry! And now he’s irate, because The Elements have appeared on the SpecialTron!
“You’re not worried about us? Listen to me you flab-titted sl@g,” Reaver (Ant) begins, rather insultingly, “apart from in tag team action, you have never beaten me, ever! Me and Jet here are two of the only men who are yet to face you for your title, and you will pay for those cocky words…starting tonight. Y’see, I was gonna let you and Congie there chose your partners, but instead I’ve chosen for you.” Reaver (Ant) smiles smugly, “Cong Man, you will team with Grandprix tonight, and Hawk will team with Anarchy.”
What!? But these men are already in a match later! There’s nothing they can do though, Reaver is the Commissioner!
(The Chain hits) Here comes an angry but determined Grandprix, this is his chance to get his hands on the CAW World Champion! The crowd gives him a fantastic reception!
(Anarchy’s music hits) Here comes another fan favourite, he looks very annoyed though! He has to team with the CAW World Champion, so who are the fans gonna support? He protests to referee Jacqueline (Larrykins) a bit, before turning to face Grandprix…these two men will battle in the 4-way later on!
Anarchy (DW) slaps Grandprix! Wow, and we thought these two might team together! Grandprix just smiled, and slaps him back! And now it’s an all-out brawl, the bell rings! Anarchy whips Grandprix into the ropes and delivers an awesome standing dropkick whilst Hawk and The Cong Man exchange punches on the outside!
Grandprix gets to his feet and ducks an attempted clothesline, taking down Anarchy with a textbook Overhead Suplex! Now he grabs Anarchy by the throat, lifts him and nails the CRASH AND BURN – WHAM! MASSIVE IMPACT! Meanwhile on the outside Cong Man sends Hawk (AfroJoe) crashing head-first into the steel steps – SMASH!
Grandprix wants to finish this one very early, and it’s not surprising. He stalks Anarchy (DW), who is up, turns, and ducks The Finish Line…THE ANARCHIST!! ANARCHY HITS IT FROM NO WHERE, AND MAKES THE COVER! 1…2…
CONG MAN BREAKS UP THE COUNT! The fans aren’t sure what to think as The Cong Man and Anarchy (DW) begin to exchange right-hands, which man do they prefer? Cong Man knocks him down with a powerful Shoulder Tackle, before delivering the BANANA SPLIT – OOOOOH! Painful…
Grandprix has rolled to the outside to recover…wait, Hawk (AfroJoe) has a steel chair…CLANG!! CHAIRSHOT TO THE HEAD OF GRANDPRIX!
Cong Man sees this and rushes to the outside – CLANG! HE GETS ONE TOO! HAWK JUST KNOCKED OUT CONG MAN WITH A STEEL CHAIR!
Hawk (J) smiles evilly as the crowd throw insults at him! He climbs into the ring as the referee rings the bell for a disqualification…Anarchy (DW) looks pretty happy with the way things have turned out, one of his opponents for later has eaten steel, courtesy of the CAW World Champion!
CLANG!!! AND HAWK HITS ANARCHY TOO WITH A DEVESTATING SHOT! THIS IS INSANE!
Hawk (AfroJoe) holds the dented chair and the CAW belt in the air, what has fame and fortune done to this man!? He’s made a lot of enemies here tonight, but which will he be facing at FreeFall? And it looks The Elements’ plan has worked, they must be the favourites for the 4-way later on…but which one?
Don’t miss it, here on Eclipse!
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The winners of this match via DQ – The Cong Man and Grandprix.
Thanks for reading, Ant.
“Y’know what made last week so frustrating? And so annoying? And so…destroying? The fact that I was by far the best wrestler in that match…there’s no doubt LL Cool TT has talent but he’s totally unproven. Jetster? Admittedly he’s a KOTR Finalist, but he’s never won the CAW Title like me…I knew I was the best, and I was screwed. And, to make a change, I was screwed by Reaver (Ant.) I just hope he and Jetster get their @sses whooped this week by Anarchy and Grandprix. And they better be watching their backs…”
(Raven’s music hits) The crowd are on their feet again, it’s a mixed but very loud reaction for the CAW World Champion Hawk (AfroJoe)! Not many people particularly like this guy anymore, because being champion has changed him, but after a few successful defences he has become one of the greatest CAW Champions of all time. But even if these people don’t like him, they want to see him, and that’s why he’s getting such a loud reception! Hawk (AfroJoe) struts to the ring confidently, the belt draped across his shoulder, taking in the noise!
Finally he steps into the ring, deciding to say a few words himself. “Before I say anything, I think you should all take a look at the SpecialTron, where we see just what happened to Cong Man last week…”
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CONG MAN WITH A FLYING SPEAR! I think he took LL Cool T’s head clean off! Cong Man locks in a half Boston crab on LL Cool T. Something is appearing on the Titantron! The bWo have destroyed Scotty (Figo)! “No one here to save you now, Cong Man!”
Bulldog by Jetster on Cong Man! Jetster turns round… OOH! Jetster (Random Hero) with a stiff kick in Cong Man’s face! Jetster climbs the turnbuckle, both of them are down… FLYING ELBOW!!! He connects on… LL Cool T!!! COVER! 1… 2…
CONG MAN JUST BREAKS THE COUNT!! Reaver (Ant) seems unimpressed and grabs a chair! He slides it in the ring and fakes an attempt to get in the ring. The ref tries to restrain Reaver, Jetster grabs the chair! WHAM! Jetster clocks Cong Man right over the head! He covers him! It can’t end this way! Reaver quickly jumps down and the ref makes the count! 1… 2…
CONG MAN KICKED OUT! CONG MAN KICKED OUT! Great resilience! Jetster (Random Hero) is a little frustrated. He climbs up the turnbuckle… BRAZZAVILLE BOMB!! CONG MAN HITS HIS FINISHER ON JETSTER!! Reaver is remonstrating with the ref again. Cong Man turns round… WHAM!!! HAWK JUST APPEARED OUT OF NOWHERE AND SMACKED CONG MAN IN THE FACE WITH THE TITLE BELT!!! “That’s the closest you will ever get to the title!”
The ref comes over and is yelling at Hawk (Afrojoe) to get out of the ring! LL Cool T is crawling over for the cover on Cong Man! Cong Man looks lifeless! DDT-DRIVER!!! REAVER HITS THE DDT-DRIVER ON LL COOL T!!! He puts Jetster on LL Cool T! The ref makes the cover! 1… 2… 3! JETSTER WINS!!! He is the final participant in the fatal 4-way match! Reaver comes back in the ring and celebrates with Jetster!
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“Ya see what I mean!?” Cong Man shouts angrily, “LL Cool TT had his bumchums the bWo beating up my tag team partner backstage, and then I’m attacked from all angles by Reaver (Ant) and…and you,” he points at his former best friend.
Hawk just laughs. “Yes, and you know, wasn’t I right? That was the closest you’ll ever get to my title. Cong Man, you’re all washed-up…and you know why? Because of me. But why have I done it? After all, we were a very successful team…great friends too. But it’s your own fault really…YOU KEPT ME IN YOUR SHADOW!”
Hawk’s sudden outburst has shocked this crowd!
“It was always ‘The Cong Man AND Hawk’, wasn’t it? While you were fighting Reaver (Ant) in huge steel cage title matches, I was stuck at the side cheering you on…but I’m better than that. And look at me now…THE CAW WORLD CHAMPION! Undefeated in singles action since the Hell In A Cell match! An amazing record, you have to say. But you’ve had your chance…to be honest, the reason I cost you that match was because you are my main rival…the biggest threat to my title. Anarchy (DW)? What chance has he got against me, he’s only been here a few months! And Grandprix, well, I’ve beat him before and I’ll do it again.”
“I may have helped Jetster win last week, but that’s as far as he’ll get. And Reaver (Ant)? Usually it would be Cong Man whooping your butt, but this time it will be me…so I’m not worried. My biggest threat to the title is gone, and it looks like I’m in for at least another month of fame and fortune…”
Wait, look at the SpecialTron! It’s Anarchy (DW)!
“Hawk (AfroJoe)…you’ve never seen anyone like me! And that’s why I’m so dangerous…don’t underestimate me, because I plan to shock everyone and take that title from you…just wait.”
The SpecialTron goes blank, and Hawk’s about to talk when Grandprix appears instead!
“Hello Hawk (AfroJoe)…I’ll admit you’ve done well, and you’re on a roll, but look at the roll I’m on! SRW Tag Team Champion, and I came through the toughest triple threat against Jackal and RIA. I’m finally showing what I can do, and Reaver (Ant) can testify to that…this 4-way is mine, and at FreeFall, so is your title…”
Hawk (AfroJoe) looks angry! And now he’s irate, because The Elements have appeared on the SpecialTron!
“You’re not worried about us? Listen to me you flab-titted sl@g,” Reaver (Ant) begins, rather insultingly, “apart from in tag team action, you have never beaten me, ever! Me and Jet here are two of the only men who are yet to face you for your title, and you will pay for those cocky words…starting tonight. Y’see, I was gonna let you and Congie there chose your partners, but instead I’ve chosen for you.” Reaver (Ant) smiles smugly, “Cong Man, you will team with Grandprix tonight, and Hawk will team with Anarchy.”
What!? But these men are already in a match later! There’s nothing they can do though, Reaver is the Commissioner!
(The Chain hits) Here comes an angry but determined Grandprix, this is his chance to get his hands on the CAW World Champion! The crowd gives him a fantastic reception!
(Anarchy’s music hits) Here comes another fan favourite, he looks very annoyed though! He has to team with the CAW World Champion, so who are the fans gonna support? He protests to referee Jacqueline (Larrykins) a bit, before turning to face Grandprix…these two men will battle in the 4-way later on!
Anarchy (DW) slaps Grandprix! Wow, and we thought these two might team together! Grandprix just smiled, and slaps him back! And now it’s an all-out brawl, the bell rings! Anarchy whips Grandprix into the ropes and delivers an awesome standing dropkick whilst Hawk and The Cong Man exchange punches on the outside!
Grandprix gets to his feet and ducks an attempted clothesline, taking down Anarchy with a textbook Overhead Suplex! Now he grabs Anarchy by the throat, lifts him and nails the CRASH AND BURN – WHAM! MASSIVE IMPACT! Meanwhile on the outside Cong Man sends Hawk (AfroJoe) crashing head-first into the steel steps – SMASH!
Grandprix wants to finish this one very early, and it’s not surprising. He stalks Anarchy (DW), who is up, turns, and ducks The Finish Line…THE ANARCHIST!! ANARCHY HITS IT FROM NO WHERE, AND MAKES THE COVER! 1…2…
CONG MAN BREAKS UP THE COUNT! The fans aren’t sure what to think as The Cong Man and Anarchy (DW) begin to exchange right-hands, which man do they prefer? Cong Man knocks him down with a powerful Shoulder Tackle, before delivering the BANANA SPLIT – OOOOOH! Painful…
Grandprix has rolled to the outside to recover…wait, Hawk (AfroJoe) has a steel chair…CLANG!! CHAIRSHOT TO THE HEAD OF GRANDPRIX!
Cong Man sees this and rushes to the outside – CLANG! HE GETS ONE TOO! HAWK JUST KNOCKED OUT CONG MAN WITH A STEEL CHAIR!
Hawk (J) smiles evilly as the crowd throw insults at him! He climbs into the ring as the referee rings the bell for a disqualification…Anarchy (DW) looks pretty happy with the way things have turned out, one of his opponents for later has eaten steel, courtesy of the CAW World Champion!
CLANG!!! AND HAWK HITS ANARCHY TOO WITH A DEVESTATING SHOT! THIS IS INSANE!
Hawk (AfroJoe) holds the dented chair and the CAW belt in the air, what has fame and fortune done to this man!? He’s made a lot of enemies here tonight, but which will he be facing at FreeFall? And it looks The Elements’ plan has worked, they must be the favourites for the 4-way later on…but which one?
Don’t miss it, here on Eclipse!
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The winners of this match via DQ – The Cong Man and Grandprix.
Thanks for reading, Ant.
Hawk may have won this round (although not the match) but he won't have that title after Freefall! Reaver can play all the games he wants but Grandprix will be walking out of Freefall the champ! :)
It was always going to be brutal with Hawk and Cong Man being in the same ring.
It was always going to be brutal with Hawk and Cong Man being in the same ring.
Nice one Ant, great short match and the champ was on top in the end.
Nice, short match there. I was surprised at the involvement of Anarchy and Grandprix although it was a good idea! I liked it... I'm glad that neither Anarchy or Grandprix got battered too badly, cause I've almost finished the fatal four way... A few changes should have it sorted! Anyway, the promo type start off was good and the actual match was good... Well Done Ant! :)
“It began in Afrika-ka-ka-ka!!!” A massive roar goes up from the sell-out audience here at SR Towers, because here comes The Cong Man, accompanied by his beautiful fiancée The Cong Woman! He celebrates happily to the fans, however, it’s been a different story backstage. Cong Man has been in a bad mood all week and it’s not surprising, because he was screwed out of a place in the CAW No.1 Contenders Fatal 4-Way last week in his triple threat match against Jetster and LL Cool TT. Congie has a mic.
“Y’know what made last week so frustrating? And so annoying? And so…destroying? The fact that I was by far the best wrestler in that match…there’s no doubt LL Cool TT has talent but he’s totally unproven. Jetster? Admittedly he’s a KOTR Finalist, but he’s never won the CAW Title like me…I knew I was the best, and I was screwed. And, to make a change, I was screwed by Reaver (Ant.) I just hope he and Jetster get their @sses whooped this week by Anarchy and Grandprix. And they better be watching their backs…”
(Raven’s music hits) The crowd are on their feet again, it’s a mixed but very loud reaction for the CAW World Champion Hawk (AfroJoe)! Not many people particularly like this guy anymore, because being champion has changed him, but after a few successful defences he has become one of the greatest CAW Champions of all time. But even if these people don’t like him, they want to see him, and that’s why he’s getting such a loud reception! Hawk (AfroJoe) struts to the ring confidently, the belt draped across his shoulder, taking in the noise!
Finally he steps into the ring, deciding to say a few words himself. “Before I say anything, I think you should all take a look at the SpecialTron, where we see just what happened to Cong Man last week…”
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CONG MAN WITH A FLYING SPEAR! I think he took LL Cool T’s head clean off! Cong Man locks in a half Boston crab on LL Cool T. Something is appearing on the Titantron! The bWo have destroyed Scotty (Figo)! “No one here to save you now, Cong Man!”
Bulldog by Jetster on Cong Man! Jetster turns round… OOH! Jetster (Random Hero) with a stiff kick in Cong Man’s face! Jetster climbs the turnbuckle, both of them are down… FLYING ELBOW!!! He connects on… LL Cool T!!! COVER! 1… 2…
CONG MAN JUST BREAKS THE COUNT!! Reaver (Ant) seems unimpressed and grabs a chair! He slides it in the ring and fakes an attempt to get in the ring. The ref tries to restrain Reaver, Jetster grabs the chair! WHAM! Jetster clocks Cong Man right over the head! He covers him! It can’t end this way! Reaver quickly jumps down and the ref makes the count! 1… 2…
CONG MAN KICKED OUT! CONG MAN KICKED OUT! Great resilience! Jetster (Random Hero) is a little frustrated. He climbs up the turnbuckle… BRAZZAVILLE BOMB!! CONG MAN HITS HIS FINISHER ON JETSTER!! Reaver is remonstrating with the ref again. Cong Man turns round… WHAM!!! HAWK JUST APPEARED OUT OF NOWHERE AND SMACKED CONG MAN IN THE FACE WITH THE TITLE BELT!!! “That’s the closest you will ever get to the title!”
The ref comes over and is yelling at Hawk (Afrojoe) to get out of the ring! LL Cool T is crawling over for the cover on Cong Man! Cong Man looks lifeless! DDT-DRIVER!!! REAVER HITS THE DDT-DRIVER ON LL COOL T!!! He puts Jetster on LL Cool T! The ref makes the cover! 1… 2… 3! JETSTER WINS!!! He is the final participant in the fatal 4-way match! Reaver comes back in the ring and celebrates with Jetster!
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“Ya see what I mean!?” Cong Man shouts angrily, “LL Cool TT had his bumchums the bWo beating up my tag team partner backstage, and then I’m attacked from all angles by Reaver (Ant) and…and you,” he points at his former best friend.
Hawk just laughs. “Yes, and you know, wasn’t I right? That was the closest you’ll ever get to my title. Cong Man, you’re all washed-up…and you know why? Because of me. But why have I done it? After all, we were a very successful team…great friends too. But it’s your own fault really…YOU KEPT ME IN YOUR SHADOW!”
Hawk’s sudden outburst has shocked this crowd!
“It was always ‘The Cong Man AND Hawk’, wasn’t it? While you were fighting Reaver (Ant) in huge steel cage title matches, I was stuck at the side cheering you on…but I’m better than that. And look at me now…THE CAW WORLD CHAMPION! Undefeated in singles action since the Hell In A Cell match! An amazing record, you have to say. But you’ve had your chance…to be honest, the reason I cost you that match was because you are my main rival…the biggest threat to my title. Anarchy (DW)? What chance has he got against me, he’s only been here a few months! And Grandprix, well, I’ve beat him before and I’ll do it again.”
“I may have helped Jetster win last week, but that’s as far as he’ll get. And Reaver (Ant)? Usually it would be Cong Man whooping your butt, but this time it will be me…so I’m not worried. My biggest threat to the title is gone, and it looks like I’m in for at least another month of fame and fortune…”
Wait, look at the SpecialTron! It’s Anarchy (DW)!
“Hawk (AfroJoe)…you’ve never seen anyone like me! And that’s why I’m so dangerous…don’t underestimate me, because I plan to shock everyone and take that title from you…just wait.”
The SpecialTron goes blank, and Hawk’s about to talk when Grandprix appears instead!
“Hello Hawk (AfroJoe)…I’ll admit you’ve done well, and you’re on a roll, but look at the roll I’m on! SRW Tag Team Champion, and I came through the toughest triple threat against Jackal and RIA. I’m finally showing what I can do, and Reaver (Ant) can testify to that…this 4-way is mine, and at FreeFall, so is your title…”
Hawk (AfroJoe) looks angry! And now he’s irate, because The Elements have appeared on the SpecialTron!
“You’re not worried about us? Listen to me you flab-titted sl@g,” Reaver (Ant) begins, rather insultingly, “apart from in tag team action, you have never beaten me, ever! Me and Jet here are two of the only men who are yet to face you for your title, and you will pay for those cocky words…starting tonight. Y’see, I was gonna let you and Congie there chose your partners, but instead I’ve chosen for you.” Reaver (Ant) smiles smugly, “Cong Man, you will team with Grandprix tonight, and Hawk will team with Anarchy.”
What!? But these men are already in a match later! There’s nothing they can do though, Reaver is the Commissioner!
(The Chain hits) Here comes an angry but determined Grandprix, this is his chance to get his hands on the CAW World Champion! The crowd gives him a fantastic reception!
(Anarchy’s music hits) Here comes another fan favourite, he looks very annoyed though! He has to team with the CAW World Champion, so who are the fans gonna support? He protests to referee Jacqueline (Larrykins) a bit, before turning to face Grandprix…these two men will battle in the 4-way later on!
Anarchy (DW) slaps Grandprix! Wow, and we thought these two might team together! Grandprix just smiled, and slaps him back! And now it’s an all-out brawl, the bell rings! Anarchy whips Grandprix into the ropes and delivers an awesome standing dropkick whilst Hawk and The Cong Man exchange punches on the outside!
Grandprix gets to his feet and ducks an attempted clothesline, taking down Anarchy with a textbook Overhead Suplex! Now he grabs Anarchy by the throat, lifts him and nails the CRASH AND BURN – WHAM! MASSIVE IMPACT! Meanwhile on the outside Cong Man sends Hawk (AfroJoe) crashing head-first into the steel steps – SMASH!
Grandprix wants to finish this one very early, and it’s not surprising. He stalks Anarchy (DW), who is up, turns, and ducks The Finish Line…THE ANARCHIST!! ANARCHY HITS IT FROM NO WHERE, AND MAKES THE COVER! 1…2…
CONG MAN BREAKS UP THE COUNT! The fans aren’t sure what to think as The Cong Man and Anarchy (DW) begin to exchange right-hands, which man do they prefer? Cong Man knocks him down with a powerful Shoulder Tackle, before delivering the BANANA SPLIT – OOOOOH! Painful…
Grandprix has rolled to the outside to recover…wait, Hawk (AfroJoe) has a steel chair…CLANG!! CHAIRSHOT TO THE HEAD OF GRANDPRIX!
Cong Man sees this and rushes to the outside – CLANG! HE GETS ONE TOO! HAWK JUST KNOCKED OUT CONG MAN WITH A STEEL CHAIR!
Hawk (J) smiles evilly as the crowd throw insults at him! He climbs into the ring as the referee rings the bell for a disqualification…Anarchy (DW) looks pretty happy with the way things have turned out, one of his opponents for later has eaten steel, courtesy of the CAW World Champion!
CLANG!!! AND HAWK HITS ANARCHY TOO WITH A DEVESTATING SHOT! THIS IS INSANE!
Hawk (AfroJoe) holds the dented chair and the CAW belt in the air, what has fame and fortune done to this man!? He’s made a lot of enemies here tonight, but which will he be facing at FreeFall? And it looks The Elements’ plan has worked, they must be the favourites for the 4-way later on…but which one?
Don’t miss it, here on Eclipse!
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The winners of this match via DQ – The Cong Man and Grandprix.
Thanks for reading, Ant.
“Y’know what made last week so frustrating? And so annoying? And so…destroying? The fact that I was by far the best wrestler in that match…there’s no doubt LL Cool TT has talent but he’s totally unproven. Jetster? Admittedly he’s a KOTR Finalist, but he’s never won the CAW Title like me…I knew I was the best, and I was screwed. And, to make a change, I was screwed by Reaver (Ant.) I just hope he and Jetster get their @sses whooped this week by Anarchy and Grandprix. And they better be watching their backs…”
(Raven’s music hits) The crowd are on their feet again, it’s a mixed but very loud reaction for the CAW World Champion Hawk (AfroJoe)! Not many people particularly like this guy anymore, because being champion has changed him, but after a few successful defences he has become one of the greatest CAW Champions of all time. But even if these people don’t like him, they want to see him, and that’s why he’s getting such a loud reception! Hawk (AfroJoe) struts to the ring confidently, the belt draped across his shoulder, taking in the noise!
Finally he steps into the ring, deciding to say a few words himself. “Before I say anything, I think you should all take a look at the SpecialTron, where we see just what happened to Cong Man last week…”
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CONG MAN WITH A FLYING SPEAR! I think he took LL Cool T’s head clean off! Cong Man locks in a half Boston crab on LL Cool T. Something is appearing on the Titantron! The bWo have destroyed Scotty (Figo)! “No one here to save you now, Cong Man!”
Bulldog by Jetster on Cong Man! Jetster turns round… OOH! Jetster (Random Hero) with a stiff kick in Cong Man’s face! Jetster climbs the turnbuckle, both of them are down… FLYING ELBOW!!! He connects on… LL Cool T!!! COVER! 1… 2…
CONG MAN JUST BREAKS THE COUNT!! Reaver (Ant) seems unimpressed and grabs a chair! He slides it in the ring and fakes an attempt to get in the ring. The ref tries to restrain Reaver, Jetster grabs the chair! WHAM! Jetster clocks Cong Man right over the head! He covers him! It can’t end this way! Reaver quickly jumps down and the ref makes the count! 1… 2…
CONG MAN KICKED OUT! CONG MAN KICKED OUT! Great resilience! Jetster (Random Hero) is a little frustrated. He climbs up the turnbuckle… BRAZZAVILLE BOMB!! CONG MAN HITS HIS FINISHER ON JETSTER!! Reaver is remonstrating with the ref again. Cong Man turns round… WHAM!!! HAWK JUST APPEARED OUT OF NOWHERE AND SMACKED CONG MAN IN THE FACE WITH THE TITLE BELT!!! “That’s the closest you will ever get to the title!”
The ref comes over and is yelling at Hawk (Afrojoe) to get out of the ring! LL Cool T is crawling over for the cover on Cong Man! Cong Man looks lifeless! DDT-DRIVER!!! REAVER HITS THE DDT-DRIVER ON LL COOL T!!! He puts Jetster on LL Cool T! The ref makes the cover! 1… 2… 3! JETSTER WINS!!! He is the final participant in the fatal 4-way match! Reaver comes back in the ring and celebrates with Jetster!
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“Ya see what I mean!?” Cong Man shouts angrily, “LL Cool TT had his bumchums the bWo beating up my tag team partner backstage, and then I’m attacked from all angles by Reaver (Ant) and…and you,” he points at his former best friend.
Hawk just laughs. “Yes, and you know, wasn’t I right? That was the closest you’ll ever get to my title. Cong Man, you’re all washed-up…and you know why? Because of me. But why have I done it? After all, we were a very successful team…great friends too. But it’s your own fault really…YOU KEPT ME IN YOUR SHADOW!”
Hawk’s sudden outburst has shocked this crowd!
“It was always ‘The Cong Man AND Hawk’, wasn’t it? While you were fighting Reaver (Ant) in huge steel cage title matches, I was stuck at the side cheering you on…but I’m better than that. And look at me now…THE CAW WORLD CHAMPION! Undefeated in singles action since the Hell In A Cell match! An amazing record, you have to say. But you’ve had your chance…to be honest, the reason I cost you that match was because you are my main rival…the biggest threat to my title. Anarchy (DW)? What chance has he got against me, he’s only been here a few months! And Grandprix, well, I’ve beat him before and I’ll do it again.”
“I may have helped Jetster win last week, but that’s as far as he’ll get. And Reaver (Ant)? Usually it would be Cong Man whooping your butt, but this time it will be me…so I’m not worried. My biggest threat to the title is gone, and it looks like I’m in for at least another month of fame and fortune…”
Wait, look at the SpecialTron! It’s Anarchy (DW)!
“Hawk (AfroJoe)…you’ve never seen anyone like me! And that’s why I’m so dangerous…don’t underestimate me, because I plan to shock everyone and take that title from you…just wait.”
The SpecialTron goes blank, and Hawk’s about to talk when Grandprix appears instead!
“Hello Hawk (AfroJoe)…I’ll admit you’ve done well, and you’re on a roll, but look at the roll I’m on! SRW Tag Team Champion, and I came through the toughest triple threat against Jackal and RIA. I’m finally showing what I can do, and Reaver (Ant) can testify to that…this 4-way is mine, and at FreeFall, so is your title…”
Hawk (AfroJoe) looks angry! And now he’s irate, because The Elements have appeared on the SpecialTron!
“You’re not worried about us? Listen to me you flab-titted sl@g,” Reaver (Ant) begins, rather insultingly, “apart from in tag team action, you have never beaten me, ever! Me and Jet here are two of the only men who are yet to face you for your title, and you will pay for those cocky words…starting tonight. Y’see, I was gonna let you and Congie there chose your partners, but instead I’ve chosen for you.” Reaver (Ant) smiles smugly, “Cong Man, you will team with Grandprix tonight, and Hawk will team with Anarchy.”
What!? But these men are already in a match later! There’s nothing they can do though, Reaver is the Commissioner!
(The Chain hits) Here comes an angry but determined Grandprix, this is his chance to get his hands on the CAW World Champion! The crowd gives him a fantastic reception!
(Anarchy’s music hits) Here comes another fan favourite, he looks very annoyed though! He has to team with the CAW World Champion, so who are the fans gonna support? He protests to referee Jacqueline (Larrykins) a bit, before turning to face Grandprix…these two men will battle in the 4-way later on!
Anarchy (DW) slaps Grandprix! Wow, and we thought these two might team together! Grandprix just smiled, and slaps him back! And now it’s an all-out brawl, the bell rings! Anarchy whips Grandprix into the ropes and delivers an awesome standing dropkick whilst Hawk and The Cong Man exchange punches on the outside!
Grandprix gets to his feet and ducks an attempted clothesline, taking down Anarchy with a textbook Overhead Suplex! Now he grabs Anarchy by the throat, lifts him and nails the CRASH AND BURN – WHAM! MASSIVE IMPACT! Meanwhile on the outside Cong Man sends Hawk (AfroJoe) crashing head-first into the steel steps – SMASH!
Grandprix wants to finish this one very early, and it’s not surprising. He stalks Anarchy (DW), who is up, turns, and ducks The Finish Line…THE ANARCHIST!! ANARCHY HITS IT FROM NO WHERE, AND MAKES THE COVER! 1…2…
CONG MAN BREAKS UP THE COUNT! The fans aren’t sure what to think as The Cong Man and Anarchy (DW) begin to exchange right-hands, which man do they prefer? Cong Man knocks him down with a powerful Shoulder Tackle, before delivering the BANANA SPLIT – OOOOOH! Painful…
Grandprix has rolled to the outside to recover…wait, Hawk (AfroJoe) has a steel chair…CLANG!! CHAIRSHOT TO THE HEAD OF GRANDPRIX!
Cong Man sees this and rushes to the outside – CLANG! HE GETS ONE TOO! HAWK JUST KNOCKED OUT CONG MAN WITH A STEEL CHAIR!
Hawk (J) smiles evilly as the crowd throw insults at him! He climbs into the ring as the referee rings the bell for a disqualification…Anarchy (DW) looks pretty happy with the way things have turned out, one of his opponents for later has eaten steel, courtesy of the CAW World Champion!
CLANG!!! AND HAWK HITS ANARCHY TOO WITH A DEVESTATING SHOT! THIS IS INSANE!
Hawk (AfroJoe) holds the dented chair and the CAW belt in the air, what has fame and fortune done to this man!? He’s made a lot of enemies here tonight, but which will he be facing at FreeFall? And it looks The Elements’ plan has worked, they must be the favourites for the 4-way later on…but which one?
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The winners of this match via DQ – The Cong Man and Grandprix.
Thanks for reading, Ant.