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http://www.swainworldcruises.com/benedict/index.htm
Yes ladies and gentlemen, this is your chance to enjoy a luxurious Caribbean cruise with Dirk Benedict aka Face from The A-Team as your host. You can enjoy a "private cocktail party with Dirk, a photo session, two two hour smaller more intimate sessions, and even some time in the Piano Bar listening to Dirk give an impromptu and original music performance on the piano." Plus there's a meet and greet section, where all the fans get to introduce themselves to each other so they know just kind of oddballs theyr'e enjoying their holiday with.
I can just imagine old smoothy Dirk on the deck with all his captain's clothes on looking like a younger cooler version of Captain Birdseye.
Or, if Dirk doesn't tickle your fancy, how about this:
http://www.swainworldcruises.com/estrada/index.htm
Celebrate orange-faced Erik Estrada's 55th birthday with him on a lovely cruise ship, includes 7 nights of nightly shows, casino action, fine dining, parties, swimming, sunbathing, a spa, and even "Exclusive Events" with Erik himself.
There could be some potential in this, with faded old stars desperate for cash inviting ordinary Joes on holiday with them for piles of dosh. I'd personally like to see one with Mr. T, perhaps he could take a selected few on a road trip of the USA in his A-Team van, that would rule.
Why doesn't this happen with faded TV stars in the UK?
I dont want to go on a boat with him.
Or the Indian, cowboy, construction worker or that one that looks like the edge.