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Grand Theft Novel if you ask me.
It's amusing that children's books have entered the realm of fashionable "must-haves". I anticipate a wave of bunny rabbit books and fairy stories to start selling like hot-cakes before the world population realises that they're spending a fortune reading a load of childish pap.
> Didn't you know? Reading is so uncool, as is getting an education and
> getting a high-paid job. Tsk.
Gosh, I'd better buckle down and stop working. You won't catch me being uncool, no sirree! Bob!
Just not THAT good, I'm annoyed at all the hype - the descriptive bits sucks balls.
Like I said before, I could name 100 books that are more deserving of the Potter fame and would make better films as well.
Like the induvidual who read the last Harry Potter book five times.
I then fought with temptation to shout it out in the Harry Potter fan infested shop.
Harry attacks some Dementors then goes to Sirius's house.
He goes to school.
All these teachers get fired.
Fred and George start up a Joke Shop and buy green dragonskin jackets.
Harry goes out with a depressive person.
SIRIUS BLACK DIES.
It all gets good again and Harry goes home.