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We head out to the car park and meet up with a concerned Cong Man standing by the door of his car.
“I know you want to help me but I’ve explained already. I cannot put the love of my life in this situation. The bWo may not be the best faction out there but they are vicious. To have you at ringside is a risk I don’t want to take. The bWo want to take over SRW and will run through anyone to achieve it. Just go. At least I know you will be safe.”
“Okay, I’ll go. Good luck tonight.”
Cong Man turns round, notices the camera and pushes it away. Use your imagination!
We cut to the bWo locker room.
“I’m delighted at how this is working out, me, RVD (Afrojoe), the champion. We have an opportunity to have the two biggest titles in SRW and then we can go out there and make this lousy federation our own!”
The bWo members applaud.
“LL Cool T, we are behind you all the way. Bring the title to the bWo!”
We cut immediately to a watching Reaver (Ant), who quickly turns off his TV and leaves the room.
‘Daydream in Blue’ plays and out steps LL Cool T with the rest of the bWo confidently swaggering behind him. They gather together in a group, wish LL Cool T good luck and stand at ringside while LL Cool T stands in the ring.
‘My Sacrifice’ hits! It’s Reaver! What is he doing out here?
“I’m going to cut to the chase. The bWo are not allowed at ringside and just to make sure there is no cheating, I’m going to be sitting at the announcers table so I can see what is going on for myself!”
The crowd were pleased with the bWo being removed but unhappy with Reaver at ringside upsets them.
‘CKY’ plays and out comes Jetster to a hostile reception as Reaver applauds his tag partner. On the singles side, Jetster has had limited success. Today is a perfect opportunity to change that.
‘IT BEGAN IN AFRIKA!!’ plays and out comes Cong Man to an amazing ovation. The crowd love this guy! It’s been a rollercoaster ride recently for Cong Man. He faked a serious knee injury, seems to be in a never ending feud with Reaver, lost his tag partner Hawk when he turned on him and found the love of his life in Cong Woman. He recently picked up a victory on the champion Hawk and must fancy his chances to become CAW champion once again.
Reaver (Ant) finishes his pep talk with Jetster (Random Hero) and takes a seat at the announcers table. Cong Man cautiously enters the ring and they all circle each other. The bell rings and this one is underway. Jetster and LL Cool T quickly attack Cong Man and start beating down on him. LL Cool T turns round and gets a vicious right hand by Jetster. Jetster seems pretty impressed with what he has just done and gestures to the crowd, who do not appreciate it one bit.
Jetster grabs Cong Man and throws him out of the ring and turns into a kick and a DDT by LL Cool T. LL Cool T with a moment of madness climbs the top rope and leaps onto a recovering Cong Man… Powerslam by Cong Man! Jetster leaps through the ropes out of nowhere… Cong Man throws Jetster into the crowd! The crowd are going nuts as Reaver looks concerned.
Cong Man throws LL Cool T back into the ring and gives him a huge stalling brainbuster! It shook the ring. Cong Man sees Jetster (Random Hero) recovering on the outside… flipping neckbreaker! On the concrete! That had to hurt! Cong Man is on fire at the moment! Cong Man looks at the ring, LL Cool T is recovering, he leaps at Cong Man… Flying crossbody! On Jetster! Cong Man leaped out of the way!
Cong Man rams LL Cool T into the security barrier and throws Jetster over it! Cong Man throws Jetster into the ring and climbs in. He grabs a fallen Jetster’s legs and hits the Banana Split! He holds on to the legs and flips through to a cover! The ref isn’t counting! He’s being distracted by Reaver (Ant)! Reaver leapt out of the commentary position to distract the ref!
LL Cool T is nursing an injured shoulder and gets thrown into the ring by Reaver! Cong Man sees LL Cool T and throws him into the corner. He grabs Jetster and throws him into LL Cool T! Jetster (Random Hero) falls down and LL Cool T lands on Jetster’s nuts! The groinal region is taking a beating here! Jetster rolls out of the ring and Reaver helps him out. Cong Man is in complete control at the moment.
Cong Man runs at LL Cool T and dropkicks him in the face! He grabs LL Cool T and hits a powerbomb! Cong Man looks to the outside and baseball slides Jetster and Reaver (Ant)! Cong Man rolls Jetster into the ring and tries to climb in but Reaver has his leg! Jetster grabs LL Cool T and covers him! 1… 2…
KICK OUT! Cong Man turns round and gives Reaver an enziguri! Cong Man in the ring now and Jetster (Random Hero) knocks him down with a clothesline. He grabs hold of Cong Man’s neck… Neckbreaker! Cong Man crawls to the corner and gets stomped in the corner. LL Cool T from behind and applies the Pearl Harbour. The Pearl Harbour is a dragon sleeper and he is slowly putting more and more pressure on Jetster! Jetster might tap!
CONG MAN WITH A FLYING SPEAR! I think he took LL Cool T’s head clean off! Cong Man locks in a half Boston crab on LL Cool T. Something is appearing on the Titantron! The bWo have destroyed Scotty (Figo)!
“No one here to save you now, Cong Man!”
Bulldog by Jetster on Cong Man! Jetster turns round… OOH! Jetster (Random Hero) with a stiff kick in Cong Man’s face! Jetster climbs the turnbuckle, both of them are down… FLYING ELBOW!!! He connects on… LL Cool T!!! COVER! 1… 2…
CONG MAN JUST BREAKS THE COUNT!! Reaver (Ant) seems unimpressed and grabs a chair! He slides it in the ring and fakes an attempt to get in the ring. The ref tries to restrain Reaver, Jetster grabs the chair! WHAM! Jetster clocks Cong Man right over the head! He covers him! It can’t end this way! Reaver quickly jumps down and the ref makes the count! 1… 2…
CONG MAN KICKED OUT! CONG MAN KICKED OUT! Great resilience! Jetster (Random Hero) is a little frustrated. He climbs up the turnbuckle… BRAZZAVILLE BOMB!! CONG MAN HITS HIS FINISHER ON JETSTER!! Reaver is remonstrating with the ref again. Cong Man turns round… WHAM!!! HAWK JUST APPEARED OUT OF NOWHERE AND SMACKED CONG MAN IN THE FACE WITH THE TITLE BELT!!!
“That’s the closest you will ever get to the title!”
The ref comes over and is yelling at Hawk (Afrojoe) to get out of the ring! LL Cool T is crawling over for the cover on Cong Man! Cong Man looks lifeless! DDT-DRIVER!!! REAVER HITS THE DDT-DRIVER ON LL COOL T!!! He puts Jetster on LL Cool T! The ref makes the cover! 1… 2…
3! JETSTER WINS!!! He is the final participant in the fatal 4-way match! Reaver comes back in the ring and celebrates with Jetster!
“Grandprix, Anarchy (DW), listen up! The Elements are back and we want gold!”
A stark warning by Reaver there. Cong Man had the odds stacked against him and LL Cool T was a victim of a meddling Reaver. Who knows what is going to happen next week!!!
WINNER: JETSTER (RANDOM HERO)
The Fatal Four Way sure is going to be interesting.
The Fatal Four Way match next week (Or should I say this week, now?!) should be good. Will The Elements come out on top working as a team? If so, will they be able to negotiate on who wins? After all, there can only be one winner. :)
Congrats Grandprix on a top match, I loved all the twists like the interference from Hawk (AfroJoe), I can see Cong Man playing a part in his future over the next couple of weeks even if he's not in the title race. LL Cool TT and the bWo will also be wanting a piece of myself, and I want Anarchy dammit after that steel chair shot earlier, this 4-way is gonna be great.
Congrats Matt and Jetty-Wetty.
Excellent match, lots of top moves and a great, well, twist at the end. It was kinda like a twist, anyway. You've put the final piece of the jigsaw into place for the fatal four way.
Well done Matt, well done Jet.
Anarchy vs. Reaver vs. Jetster vs. Grandprix.
Looks like I'll have to do a promo...