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"Hey y'all..." He laughs, as always, at his Scott Hall-related pun, "now, with the resurgence of SRW and the heat of the CAW division at the moment, many of you fans have been asking me who I think is the greatest CAW wrestler of all time. I've also been questioned on who I think is the greatest CAW World Champion of all time, and also who is the best CAW around at the moment."
"So, I took the liberty of running 3 polls on our website, created by DW of course. I haven't checked the results yet, but considering I am the CAW Commissioner, a former CAW and SRW Tag Team Champion and a former CAW World Champion, I'm expecting to head all 3, especially with my recent run of good form. The results are up on the SpecialTron...now."
GREATEST CAW WRESTLER OF ALL TIME:
Grandprix - 70%
Cong Man - 20%
Scotty Dogg - 6%
Hawk - 4%
GREATEST CAW CHAMPION OF ALL TIME:
Grandprix (when he wins the title at the PPV) - 70%
Cong Man - 20%
Psychiatrist - 6%
Hawk - 4%
BEST CAW AT THE MOMENT:
Grandprix - 100%
The fans are cheering, Reaver (Ant) has a shocked expression on his face!
"WHAT THE HELL!? THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!? SOMEONE'S RIGGED THE VOTE, SURELY!!"
(The Chain hits) The crowd is cheering even louder now, because Grandprix is here, and with a mic of his own!!
"Okay, Okay, I admit it. I sort of changed the results a bit, as you can see...but, even before I changed them, you only had 2 votes in each category and one of them was from you!!" Grandprix is laughing at Reaver (Ant)!
"Well...who was the other one then?"
"erm..." Jetster steps forward uncomfortably, "me, Reaver."
"You lie!!" Reaver screams, childishly.
"I never lie. You wanna hear the truth? Here's the truth...I am gonna whoop your sorry @ss next week in that fatal 4-way, and then I'm gonna beat Hawk (AJ) at the PPV, AND BECOME THE NEW CAW WORLD CHAMPION!"
The audience cheer in agreement!
"No no no, you're wrong, you won't even get past next week," Reaver (Ant) retorts. "Y'see, Jetster's match is coming up next...and there's no doubt in my mind that he will qualify, and then what will you do? Anarchy (DW) wants to win himself, he won't team with you...and me and Jet will take you out next week."
WAIT - LOOK! IT'S ANARCHY (DW)! CLANG!! HE TAKES OUT REAVER (ANT) WITH A STEEL CHAIR!! HE COULD BE OUT COLD!
Jetster escapes the ring and runs through the crowd, he needs to stay sharp for his match later, but Reaver has been laid out by the 3rd man in the fatal 4-way, Anarchy! And Grandprix loves it!
Keep your eyes peeled here on Eclipse, anything can happen!
I was pretty excited :D
> *Soils himself with excitement*
I gather that as sarcasm. :P
Excellent promo. Kind of a comical heel Kurt Angle promo. I liked it.
Will Anarchy and Grandprix work together then? Only time will tell. Can't wait for the fatal four way.
Wehey, well done Antios.
"Hey y'all..." He laughs, as always, at his Scott Hall-related pun, "now, with the resurgence of SRW and the heat of the CAW division at the moment, many of you fans have been asking me who I think is the greatest CAW wrestler of all time. I've also been questioned on who I think is the greatest CAW World Champion of all time, and also who is the best CAW around at the moment."
"So, I took the liberty of running 3 polls on our website, created by DW of course. I haven't checked the results yet, but considering I am the CAW Commissioner, a former CAW and SRW Tag Team Champion and a former CAW World Champion, I'm expecting to head all 3, especially with my recent run of good form. The results are up on the SpecialTron...now."
GREATEST CAW WRESTLER OF ALL TIME:
Grandprix - 70%
Cong Man - 20%
Scotty Dogg - 6%
Hawk - 4%
GREATEST CAW CHAMPION OF ALL TIME:
Grandprix (when he wins the title at the PPV) - 70%
Cong Man - 20%
Psychiatrist - 6%
Hawk - 4%
BEST CAW AT THE MOMENT:
Grandprix - 100%
The fans are cheering, Reaver (Ant) has a shocked expression on his face!
"WHAT THE HELL!? THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!? SOMEONE'S RIGGED THE VOTE, SURELY!!"
(The Chain hits) The crowd is cheering even louder now, because Grandprix is here, and with a mic of his own!!
"Okay, Okay, I admit it. I sort of changed the results a bit, as you can see...but, even before I changed them, you only had 2 votes in each category and one of them was from you!!" Grandprix is laughing at Reaver (Ant)!
"Well...who was the other one then?"
"erm..." Jetster steps forward uncomfortably, "me, Reaver."
"You lie!!" Reaver screams, childishly.
"I never lie. You wanna hear the truth? Here's the truth...I am gonna whoop your sorry @ss next week in that fatal 4-way, and then I'm gonna beat Hawk (AJ) at the PPV, AND BECOME THE NEW CAW WORLD CHAMPION!"
The audience cheer in agreement!
"No no no, you're wrong, you won't even get past next week," Reaver (Ant) retorts. "Y'see, Jetster's match is coming up next...and there's no doubt in my mind that he will qualify, and then what will you do? Anarchy (DW) wants to win himself, he won't team with you...and me and Jet will take you out next week."
WAIT - LOOK! IT'S ANARCHY (DW)! CLANG!! HE TAKES OUT REAVER (ANT) WITH A STEEL CHAIR!! HE COULD BE OUT COLD!
Jetster escapes the ring and runs through the crowd, he needs to stay sharp for his match later, but Reaver has been laid out by the 3rd man in the fatal 4-way, Anarchy! And Grandprix loves it!
Keep your eyes peeled here on Eclipse, anything can happen!