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"Probably the coolest piece of news ever."

Geckos are the coolest fly eaters in the world, Ill start saving up to get enuf stuff to cover both hands, then surely it will be quite easy to get my money back after that, ****** bank here i come to claim my overdraft fees back and all those penalties u charged me when I was minus £xxx overdrawn (revenge is sweet)

Geckos are the coolest fly eaters in the world, Ill start saving up to get enuf stuff to cover both hands, then surely it will be quite easy to get my money back after that, ****** bank here i come to claim my overdraft fees back and all those penalties u charged me when I was minus £xxx overdrawn (revenge is sweet)

You would also need to get some knee patches as well, you dont want to be putting all of your weight onto your arms.

true but it will pay itself off eventually now wheres that ruler and calculator... when is this material coming out?

Heheh. I remember when I was out with a mate, we went to see Spiderman. We then had a bet on to see who could climb the highest in an alley in the city centre. I won. But what was really funny was the two policemen who walked down the alley to check up on us whilst trying not to look like they were watching us. The alley was clearly a dead end.

you can just imagine the size of the instructions that would come with the product...
10 pages on how to use it, and 1000 with all the legal disclaimers they can fit in, so as to cover them from lawsuits which may result from 'improper use' of it.

I can imagine the next set of those we'll sue anyone adverts...

"Dave recieved £22000 after recieving surgery to remove the Gekko like gloves after giving himself a 'protein shake'"