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"Sick and disturbing obsessions of your own?"

What are they? Intriguing.

Borat Sagdiyev wrote:
> my deep seated obsession is with swapping kinder egg toys with monkey
> fetuses


So thats what it was....No wonder it went mouldy on my window sill *sheesh*

Mystique wrote:
> Ethereal Paladin wrote:
> Mystique wrote:
> Genes. Not really an obsession though, I just like buying them.
>
> Jeans or genes?
> *****
> Jeans. If I meant genes I would have said "genes"
> Muuuuuuh

You did say genes.
Muuurrrrhhhhiiiisissss

Mystique wrote:
> Jeans. Not really an obsession though, I just like buying them.

She likes Veras as well. Although most old women are a tad expensive for her.

I manifest myself in peoples bedrooms at night while they're "sleeping" to see what they want me to get up to with them.

I offer a wide variety of services, all you have to do is scream orgasmically at any time during the night and I'll appear out of nowhere.

I don't charge in normal money, instead in flesh.

Paedolphile... That someone who is in to dolphins?

Ethereal Paladin wrote:
> Mystique wrote:
> Jeans. Not really an obsession though, I just like buying them.
>
> Jeans or genes?
*****
Jeans. If I meant genes I would have said "genes"
Muuuuuuh

I like to come on to Chat Forums and pose as a 23 year old man when really I am a 67 year old convicted paedolphile from Luton.

my deep seated obsession is with swapping kinder egg toys with monkey fetuses

I have an obsession with Lil Ginge's boyfriend.

I also have an obsession with throwing fire at chickens.

Mystique wrote:
> Jeans. Not really an obsession though, I just like buying them.

Jeans or genes?