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Sloppy Firstman wrote:
> Wot is ur fav gun and why?
My favourite gun only kills people who can't write messages properly. It causes them to have a Heart Attack, Stroke and an Aneurysm at exactly the same time, while imprinting an image of Mo Molam naked on their Retinas, which is permanent.
> Wot is ur fav gun and why?
My favourite gun only kills people who can't write messages properly. It causes them to have a Heart Attack, Stroke and an Aneurysm at exactly the same time, while imprinting an image of Mo Molam naked on their Retinas, which is permanent.
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Sloppy Firstman wrote:
> Wot is ur fav gun and why?
My favourite gun only kills people who can't write messages properly. It causes them to have a Heart Attack, Stroke and an Aneurysm at exactly the same time, while imprinting an image of Mo Molam naked on their Retinas, which is permanent.
> Wot is ur fav gun and why?
My favourite gun only kills people who can't write messages properly. It causes them to have a Heart Attack, Stroke and an Aneurysm at exactly the same time, while imprinting an image of Mo Molam naked on their Retinas, which is permanent.
Borat Sagdiyev wrote:
> while imprinting an image of Mo Molam naked on their Retinas
*shudders*
> while imprinting an image of Mo Molam naked on their Retinas
*shudders*
The alien gun that charges up in Perfect Dark. You can have one in each hand too.
Sweet.
Sweet.
while imprinting an image of Mo Molam naked on
> their Retinas, which is permanent.
Surely he doesn't deserve THAT!
> their Retinas, which is permanent.
Surely he doesn't deserve THAT!
I would have an Ebola gun.
"The only sound is a choking in his throat as he continues to vomit while unconscious. Then comes a sound like a bedsheet being torn in half, which is the sound of his bowels opening at the sphincter and venting blood. The blood is mixed with his intestinal lining. He has sloughed off his gut. The lining of his intestines have come off and are being expelled along with huge amounts of blood."
"The only sound is a choking in his throat as he continues to vomit while unconscious. Then comes a sound like a bedsheet being torn in half, which is the sound of his bowels opening at the sphincter and venting blood. The blood is mixed with his intestinal lining. He has sloughed off his gut. The lining of his intestines have come off and are being expelled along with huge amounts of blood."
Hedfix wrote:
> The alien gun that charges up in Perfect Dark. You can have one in
> each hand too.
>
> Sweet.
i always thought twin magsecs were best. they reminded me of robocops gun. second favourite was probably the laptop gun, multiplayer hi-jinx, see your mate run around corner and get blasted by a craftily placed laptop minigun.
ooh I loved that game, I can't wait for the next one
> The alien gun that charges up in Perfect Dark. You can have one in
> each hand too.
>
> Sweet.
i always thought twin magsecs were best. they reminded me of robocops gun. second favourite was probably the laptop gun, multiplayer hi-jinx, see your mate run around corner and get blasted by a craftily placed laptop minigun.
ooh I loved that game, I can't wait for the next one
minigun, the finest thing ever devised, next to the wonderbra
Super Soakers all the way...
Borat Sagdiyev wrote:
> Hedfix wrote:
> The alien gun that charges up in Perfect Dark. You can have one in
> each hand too.
>
> Sweet.
>
> i always thought twin magsecs were best. they reminded me of robocops
> gun. second favourite was probably the laptop gun, multiplayer
> hi-jinx, see your mate run around corner and get blasted by a craftily
> placed laptop minigun.
>
> ooh I loved that game, I can't wait for the next one
Probably depends whether you were playing it on 'normal' or 'one hit kill'.
On Normal the charge up guns became good one hit kill weapons and having two well............
On 'one hit kill' however the charge up guns were better not charged up and the laptop and magsecs rocked more so.
> Hedfix wrote:
> The alien gun that charges up in Perfect Dark. You can have one in
> each hand too.
>
> Sweet.
>
> i always thought twin magsecs were best. they reminded me of robocops
> gun. second favourite was probably the laptop gun, multiplayer
> hi-jinx, see your mate run around corner and get blasted by a craftily
> placed laptop minigun.
>
> ooh I loved that game, I can't wait for the next one
Probably depends whether you were playing it on 'normal' or 'one hit kill'.
On Normal the charge up guns became good one hit kill weapons and having two well............
On 'one hit kill' however the charge up guns were better not charged up and the laptop and magsecs rocked more so.
Wow, I thought the alien gun and magsec sucked :^)
Laptop ruled all the way, as did the slayer in fly-by-wire.
Violator/Reaper/That-alien-one-with-the-spinning-blades was pap but looked cool.
Laptop ruled all the way, as did the slayer in fly-by-wire.
Violator/Reaper/That-alien-one-with-the-spinning-blades was pap but looked cool.
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