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James is married. He has two children, which he raised with his wife, Mary. Mary is beautiful, caring, and still very sexy.
James did well in school, and passed all his exams with A*s. He took Chemistry, Biology, Drama and Art at A-Level, and continued to get A's for all his work.
His house is insured and he has almost paid off his morgage. He has a job as a scientist, which he always wanted to be, and was recently awarded the Nobel Peace Prize for leading his team to find the cure for cancer.
James was raised by two wonderful parents, who gave him everything he wanted. They are proud of him as a son, and visit James every now and again to see him.
One time, James saved someone's life from drowning, a complete stranger. He watched him fall into a river, and since James had been a champion swimmer in school, representing his country and winning several times, he saved his life with ease.
James has never hurt anyone, James has never been selfish, and has always tried and succeeded to make the world a better place to live.
James never gets jealous. He would never put his own needs in front of anyones, and doesn't feel that he is mistreated. He won't let himself get walked over, but only because if that person tries to do it to someone else, then they'll only end up hurt.
James can sew perfectly, paint like an old master, sing, play the piano, saxophone, guitar, and managed to learn chinese in an afternoon. He knows another 12 languages, fluently.
James has no regrets.
James, is in a word, perfect.
And that's why his wife found him hanging from his neck in their bathroom, on the 20th aniversary of their marriage. James neck had snapped, killing him instantly. The last thing he ever did, he did perfectly, just like everything else in life.
...Who the hell wants to be perfect, anyway?
James did well in school, and passed all his exams with A*s. He took Chemistry, Biology, Drama and Art at A-Level, and continued to get A's for all his work.
His house is insured and he has almost paid off his morgage. He has a job as a scientist, which he always wanted to be, and was recently awarded the Nobel Peace Prize for leading his team to find the cure for cancer.
James was raised by two wonderful parents, who gave him everything he wanted. They are proud of him as a son, and visit James every now and again to see him.
One time, James saved someone's life from drowning, a complete stranger. He watched him fall into a river, and since James had been a champion swimmer in school, representing his country and winning several times, he saved his life with ease.
James has never hurt anyone, James has never been selfish, and has always tried and succeeded to make the world a better place to live.
James never gets jealous. He would never put his own needs in front of anyones, and doesn't feel that he is mistreated. He won't let himself get walked over, but only because if that person tries to do it to someone else, then they'll only end up hurt.
James can sew perfectly, paint like an old master, sing, play the piano, saxophone, guitar, and managed to learn chinese in an afternoon. He knows another 12 languages, fluently.
James has no regrets.
James, is in a word, perfect.
And that's why his wife found him hanging from his neck in their bathroom, on the 20th aniversary of their marriage. James neck had snapped, killing him instantly. The last thing he ever did, he did perfectly, just like everything else in life.
...Who the hell wants to be perfect, anyway?
Heh, I liked that.
Being perfect in every way would be like a curse, although I wouldn't mind trying it for a week.
Being perfect in every way would be like a curse, although I wouldn't mind trying it for a week.
Wrote that story in a minute or two because I was bored... then Turbonutter pointed this out to me. :0)
Simon and Garfunkel - Richard Cory
They say that Richard Cory owns one half of this whole town,
With political connections to spread his wealth around.
Born into society, a banker's only child,
He had everything a man could want: power, grace, and style.
But I work in his factory
And I curse the life I'm living
And I curse my poverty
And I wish that I could be,
Oh, I wish that I could be,
Oh, I wish that I could be
Richard Cory.
The papers print his picture almost everywhere he goes:
Richard Cory at the opera, Richard Cory at a show.
And the rumor of his parties and the orgies on his yacht!
Oh, he surely must be happy with everything he's got.
But I work in his factory
And I curse the life I'm living
And I curse my poverty
And I wish that I could be,
Oh, I wish that I could be,
Oh, I wish that I could be
Richard Cory.
He freely gave to charity, he had the common touch,
And they were grateful for his patronage and thanked him very much,
So my mind was filled with wonder when the evening headlines read:
"Richard Cory went home last night and put a bullet through his head."
But I work in his factory
And I curse the life I'm living
And I curse my poverty
And I wish that I could be,
Oh, I wish that I could be,
Oh, I wish that I could be
Richard Cory.
Simon and Garfunkel - Richard Cory
They say that Richard Cory owns one half of this whole town,
With political connections to spread his wealth around.
Born into society, a banker's only child,
He had everything a man could want: power, grace, and style.
But I work in his factory
And I curse the life I'm living
And I curse my poverty
And I wish that I could be,
Oh, I wish that I could be,
Oh, I wish that I could be
Richard Cory.
The papers print his picture almost everywhere he goes:
Richard Cory at the opera, Richard Cory at a show.
And the rumor of his parties and the orgies on his yacht!
Oh, he surely must be happy with everything he's got.
But I work in his factory
And I curse the life I'm living
And I curse my poverty
And I wish that I could be,
Oh, I wish that I could be,
Oh, I wish that I could be
Richard Cory.
He freely gave to charity, he had the common touch,
And they were grateful for his patronage and thanked him very much,
So my mind was filled with wonder when the evening headlines read:
"Richard Cory went home last night and put a bullet through his head."
But I work in his factory
And I curse the life I'm living
And I curse my poverty
And I wish that I could be,
Oh, I wish that I could be,
Oh, I wish that I could be
Richard Cory.
That was a very segregated in the way it was written, but it worked really well. I guessed it wasn’t going to have a happy ending, but I thought it would be that he went on Big Brother 4 and ended up the star of a low budget channel 5 sitcom, not that he would top himself.
I liked that, well done :)
I liked that, well done :)
James is married. He has two children, which he raised with his wife, Mary. Mary is beautiful, caring, and still very sexy.
James did well in school, and passed all his exams with A*s. He took Chemistry, Biology, Drama and Art at A-Level, and continued to get A's for all his work.
His house is insured and he has almost paid off his morgage. He has a job as a scientist, which he always wanted to be, and was recently awarded the Nobel Peace Prize for leading his team to find the cure for cancer.
James was raised by two wonderful parents, who gave him everything he wanted. They are proud of him as a son, and visit James every now and again to see him.
One time, James saved someone's life from drowning, a complete stranger. He watched him fall into a river, and since James had been a champion swimmer in school, representing his country and winning several times, he saved his life with ease.
James has never hurt anyone, James has never been selfish, and has always tried and succeeded to make the world a better place to live.
James never gets jealous. He would never put his own needs in front of anyones, and doesn't feel that he is mistreated. He won't let himself get walked over, but only because if that person tries to do it to someone else, then they'll only end up hurt.
James can sew perfectly, paint like an old master, sing, play the piano, saxophone, guitar, and managed to learn chinese in an afternoon. He knows another 12 languages, fluently.
James has no regrets.
James, is in a word, perfect.
And that's why his wife found him hanging from his neck in their bathroom, on the 20th aniversary of their marriage. James neck had snapped, killing him instantly. The last thing he ever did, he did perfectly, just like everything else in life.
...Who the hell wants to be perfect, anyway?
James did well in school, and passed all his exams with A*s. He took Chemistry, Biology, Drama and Art at A-Level, and continued to get A's for all his work.
His house is insured and he has almost paid off his morgage. He has a job as a scientist, which he always wanted to be, and was recently awarded the Nobel Peace Prize for leading his team to find the cure for cancer.
James was raised by two wonderful parents, who gave him everything he wanted. They are proud of him as a son, and visit James every now and again to see him.
One time, James saved someone's life from drowning, a complete stranger. He watched him fall into a river, and since James had been a champion swimmer in school, representing his country and winning several times, he saved his life with ease.
James has never hurt anyone, James has never been selfish, and has always tried and succeeded to make the world a better place to live.
James never gets jealous. He would never put his own needs in front of anyones, and doesn't feel that he is mistreated. He won't let himself get walked over, but only because if that person tries to do it to someone else, then they'll only end up hurt.
James can sew perfectly, paint like an old master, sing, play the piano, saxophone, guitar, and managed to learn chinese in an afternoon. He knows another 12 languages, fluently.
James has no regrets.
James, is in a word, perfect.
And that's why his wife found him hanging from his neck in their bathroom, on the 20th aniversary of their marriage. James neck had snapped, killing him instantly. The last thing he ever did, he did perfectly, just like everything else in life.
...Who the hell wants to be perfect, anyway?