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Found this on my computer, it's one of many spoofs I started but never finished. Because I'm lazy. So, I've decided to post what I've done so far, and I'll finish it bit by bit over the next few... years.
Enjoy, Forward To The Past!
"With digitally enhanced special effects, and feature length commentary from writer MoJoJoJo and random bloke Rakuga"
*Forward To The Past*
Rakuga - Oh come on! That's a terrible name!
MoJoJoJo - Quiet, you
Rakuga - But all you've done is butcher the name of Back To The Future, and made it less funny! You're not even trying!
*Vulcan nerve grip on Rakuga*
MoJoJoJo - Ladies and gents, I present to you - Forward To The Past!
*Scene 1*
*monkey_man is in a room, skateboard in hand, singing to himself*
monkey_man - If I die before I wake... at least in heaven I can skate
*The phone rings, and he answers it*
Mr Snuggly - Stop singing, get your hands off my beer and listen up. I've made a huge break through. Meet me outside SR towers. And be quick, if I'm gone for too long, they'll think I've gone to the toilet for a little "who's your owner?" and not a tab break!
*monkey_man hangs up and hops onto his board*
*Scene 2*
*SR towers, somewhere in England*
Mr Snuggly - You're late
monkey_man - Yeah, I had to buy some beer for some kids outside ASDA. So, what's the big emergency?
Mr Snuggly - I did it!
monkey_man - Did what?
Mr Snuggly - I built a time machine!
monkey_man - You've been working on a time machine?!
Mr Snuggly - Actually, I was trying to make something to download porn 10,000 times quicker
monkey_man - Does anybody need that much porn?
Rakuga - Oh come on! Now you're stealing jokes from The Simpsons!
MoJoJoJo - Shush!
Mr Snuggly - I stumbled upon the method of time travel when I drunkenly started doodling on a beer mat in the pub last week. And today, I have the machine that will let me go back and take naked photos of Marilyn Monroe!
monkey_man - What is it? A DeLoreon? A Fiarri? BMW?
Mr Snuggly - No... A fridge
monkey_man - Pardon me?
*Mr Snuggly wheels a full sized fridge out of SR towers*
Mr Snuggly - Great, innit?
Rakuga - Mr Originality! They were gonna use a fridge in Back To The Future, but they didn't want kids climbing in their own fridges, meaning lawsuits from angry parents!
MoJoJoJo - Don't make me destroy you
Mr Snuggly - Get in, we'll go back and see if Tony EVER had hair!
monkey_man - No, let's see if we can go back and mug Jesus, see if he's really as forgiving as Ant would have us believe!
Mr Snuggly - Well, let's do SOMETHING, spent £20 on this baby, might as well use it before the uranium inside explodes
monkey_man - Excuse me?
Mr Snuggly - Let's go!
*They clamber into the fridge and close the door*
monkey_man - Argh! It's cold!
Mr Snuggly - Of course it's cold... it's a fridge. If it was hot, it would be an oven
monkey_man - Where we going?
Mr Snuggly - I dunno, I can't see the controls. I designed it to fit me and a fit bird, not two hefty blokes like us
monkey_man - Thank you
Mr Snuggly - Whatever you do, don't move your arms, you'll move all the dials
monkey_man - Oops, flying low over here
*monkey_man goes to adjust his fly*
Mr Snuggly - Noooo!
*The fridge spins around and around, then disappears. The door next to them opens and Darkus steps out*
BEARDS. - You see him?
Darkus - Na, he must've gone for a wan-
Rakuga - That's just nasty
MoJoJoJo - Quiet, you're spoiling the dramatic effect
Rakuga - Two blokes just got into a fridge and disappeared, what's dramatic about that?!
MoJoJoJo - Well, the... the, um... you know, the emotion... and... stuff... oh, shut up.
*Scene 3*
*Somewhere in time, the fridge re-appears next to a building site. monkey_man and Snuggly stumble out*
monkey_man - Are we there yet?
Mr Snuggly - Um... yeah, I guess
monkey_man - So where are we?
Mr Snuggly - Exactly where we were a minute ago... only in a different time!
monkey_man - Do you have to put that voice on?
Mr Snuggly - Sorry
monkey_man - So you don't know when we are?!
Mr Snuggly - You expect me to know? Hey, I ain't a scientist, I'm just a guy who wanted porn!
monkey_man - When was SR towers built? Looks like they've just started it in this time.
Mr Snuggly - You expect me to know?
monkey_man - You're an employee! Surely you must know SOMETHING about the company! What about all those employee of the year awards you have?
Mr Snuggly - I rigged them all
monkey_man - Typical (!)
Mr Snuggly - Wait, I know! I'll look inside the time machine! The dials will tell us!
monkey_man - It's that easy? And you FORGOT?!
*Snuggly opens the door and looks inside*
Mr Snuggly - Aha! The date is June 14th, 1984
Rakuga - Any significance to that date? Or did you just pick it at random?
MoJoJoJo - No significance at all. *whistles happy birthday to you*
monkey_man - We have to get home!
Mr Snuggly - We can't, the dials are all messed up from the journey, I can't set it to the right date!
monkey_man - Just guess! We'll see where we end up, and keep guessing till we get there!
Mr Snuggly - Have you even SEEN Blackadder Back And Forth?
monkey_man - So what are we gonna do? Could we find ourselves, see if they know how?
Mr Snuggly - If we don't know how... what makes you think the 1984 versions do? They'll know even LESS than us! They haven't even started puberty yet!
monkey_man - Oh, yeah... right. I don't want to talk to myself with a high voice anyway... Well, who do we know who's clever?
*Tony comes running up*
Tony - Hey, you kids, get off my property! You're standing where my car park is gonna be! I'm gonna have 5 cars, all of my own!
Mr Snuggly - My God, you have hair!
Tony - Get out of here! Some day this is gonna be a huge office for my company!
monkey_man - Special Reserve?
Tony - Hey, that ain't bad! I was gonna call it Uncle Tony's Games Shop!
Rakuga - So THAT'S how he came up with the name!
Tony - Now get out of here, you crazy punks!
Mr Snuggly - Crazy?
monkey_man - Punks?
Mr Snuggly - Watch it, mister!
*Snuggly pushes Tony, who falls over*
Tony - Argh! Thieves! Muggers! Vandals!
*Tony runs off*
monkey_man - Well that was a little... strange
Mr Snuggly - Yeah, I- What is it?
monkey_man - Your staff ID...
*Snuggly looks down at the badge on his shirt. It's semi-transparent*
Mr Snuggly - Oh no! We must've scared Tony off, so he never founded SR! My job is fading away!
monkey_man - So is my GAD win! ...probably
Mr Snuggly - We have to do something! If I don't have a job... I won't be able to buy beer and get drunk!
monkey_man - We have to do something! If you don't have a job, you won't be able to buy me beer and get me drunk!
Both - Aaaarrrggghhh!
monkey_man - OK, OK... relax... We'll just find Tony, tell him he has to finish SR and everything will be alright
Mr Snuggly - We can't! We can't let him know anything about the future! It's one of the key elements of Star Trek! "Don't mess with time!"
monkey_man - But we already have!
Mr Snuggly - "Don't mess with time... too much!"
monkey_man - Wait... who else do we know around here? Wookie and Goatboy must be around, they're almost claiming their pensions in our time
Mr Snuggly - OK... let's just hope we can find them!
monkey_man - This is heavy!
Mr Snuggly - Just because we're in the '80s, doesn't mean you have to start talking like Michael J. Fox!
monkey_man - Hey, you know I just realised. Styke's mum will be pregnant with him right now...
Mr Snuggly - Don't even think about throwing her down some stairs.
To be continued...
Enjoy, Forward To The Past!
"With digitally enhanced special effects, and feature length commentary from writer MoJoJoJo and random bloke Rakuga"
*Forward To The Past*
Rakuga - Oh come on! That's a terrible name!
MoJoJoJo - Quiet, you
Rakuga - But all you've done is butcher the name of Back To The Future, and made it less funny! You're not even trying!
*Vulcan nerve grip on Rakuga*
MoJoJoJo - Ladies and gents, I present to you - Forward To The Past!
*Scene 1*
*monkey_man is in a room, skateboard in hand, singing to himself*
monkey_man - If I die before I wake... at least in heaven I can skate
*The phone rings, and he answers it*
Mr Snuggly - Stop singing, get your hands off my beer and listen up. I've made a huge break through. Meet me outside SR towers. And be quick, if I'm gone for too long, they'll think I've gone to the toilet for a little "who's your owner?" and not a tab break!
*monkey_man hangs up and hops onto his board*
*Scene 2*
*SR towers, somewhere in England*
Mr Snuggly - You're late
monkey_man - Yeah, I had to buy some beer for some kids outside ASDA. So, what's the big emergency?
Mr Snuggly - I did it!
monkey_man - Did what?
Mr Snuggly - I built a time machine!
monkey_man - You've been working on a time machine?!
Mr Snuggly - Actually, I was trying to make something to download porn 10,000 times quicker
monkey_man - Does anybody need that much porn?
Rakuga - Oh come on! Now you're stealing jokes from The Simpsons!
MoJoJoJo - Shush!
Mr Snuggly - I stumbled upon the method of time travel when I drunkenly started doodling on a beer mat in the pub last week. And today, I have the machine that will let me go back and take naked photos of Marilyn Monroe!
monkey_man - What is it? A DeLoreon? A Fiarri? BMW?
Mr Snuggly - No... A fridge
monkey_man - Pardon me?
*Mr Snuggly wheels a full sized fridge out of SR towers*
Mr Snuggly - Great, innit?
Rakuga - Mr Originality! They were gonna use a fridge in Back To The Future, but they didn't want kids climbing in their own fridges, meaning lawsuits from angry parents!
MoJoJoJo - Don't make me destroy you
Mr Snuggly - Get in, we'll go back and see if Tony EVER had hair!
monkey_man - No, let's see if we can go back and mug Jesus, see if he's really as forgiving as Ant would have us believe!
Mr Snuggly - Well, let's do SOMETHING, spent £20 on this baby, might as well use it before the uranium inside explodes
monkey_man - Excuse me?
Mr Snuggly - Let's go!
*They clamber into the fridge and close the door*
monkey_man - Argh! It's cold!
Mr Snuggly - Of course it's cold... it's a fridge. If it was hot, it would be an oven
monkey_man - Where we going?
Mr Snuggly - I dunno, I can't see the controls. I designed it to fit me and a fit bird, not two hefty blokes like us
monkey_man - Thank you
Mr Snuggly - Whatever you do, don't move your arms, you'll move all the dials
monkey_man - Oops, flying low over here
*monkey_man goes to adjust his fly*
Mr Snuggly - Noooo!
*The fridge spins around and around, then disappears. The door next to them opens and Darkus steps out*
BEARDS. - You see him?
Darkus - Na, he must've gone for a wan-
Rakuga - That's just nasty
MoJoJoJo - Quiet, you're spoiling the dramatic effect
Rakuga - Two blokes just got into a fridge and disappeared, what's dramatic about that?!
MoJoJoJo - Well, the... the, um... you know, the emotion... and... stuff... oh, shut up.
*Scene 3*
*Somewhere in time, the fridge re-appears next to a building site. monkey_man and Snuggly stumble out*
monkey_man - Are we there yet?
Mr Snuggly - Um... yeah, I guess
monkey_man - So where are we?
Mr Snuggly - Exactly where we were a minute ago... only in a different time!
monkey_man - Do you have to put that voice on?
Mr Snuggly - Sorry
monkey_man - So you don't know when we are?!
Mr Snuggly - You expect me to know? Hey, I ain't a scientist, I'm just a guy who wanted porn!
monkey_man - When was SR towers built? Looks like they've just started it in this time.
Mr Snuggly - You expect me to know?
monkey_man - You're an employee! Surely you must know SOMETHING about the company! What about all those employee of the year awards you have?
Mr Snuggly - I rigged them all
monkey_man - Typical (!)
Mr Snuggly - Wait, I know! I'll look inside the time machine! The dials will tell us!
monkey_man - It's that easy? And you FORGOT?!
*Snuggly opens the door and looks inside*
Mr Snuggly - Aha! The date is June 14th, 1984
Rakuga - Any significance to that date? Or did you just pick it at random?
MoJoJoJo - No significance at all. *whistles happy birthday to you*
monkey_man - We have to get home!
Mr Snuggly - We can't, the dials are all messed up from the journey, I can't set it to the right date!
monkey_man - Just guess! We'll see where we end up, and keep guessing till we get there!
Mr Snuggly - Have you even SEEN Blackadder Back And Forth?
monkey_man - So what are we gonna do? Could we find ourselves, see if they know how?
Mr Snuggly - If we don't know how... what makes you think the 1984 versions do? They'll know even LESS than us! They haven't even started puberty yet!
monkey_man - Oh, yeah... right. I don't want to talk to myself with a high voice anyway... Well, who do we know who's clever?
*Tony comes running up*
Tony - Hey, you kids, get off my property! You're standing where my car park is gonna be! I'm gonna have 5 cars, all of my own!
Mr Snuggly - My God, you have hair!
Tony - Get out of here! Some day this is gonna be a huge office for my company!
monkey_man - Special Reserve?
Tony - Hey, that ain't bad! I was gonna call it Uncle Tony's Games Shop!
Rakuga - So THAT'S how he came up with the name!
Tony - Now get out of here, you crazy punks!
Mr Snuggly - Crazy?
monkey_man - Punks?
Mr Snuggly - Watch it, mister!
*Snuggly pushes Tony, who falls over*
Tony - Argh! Thieves! Muggers! Vandals!
*Tony runs off*
monkey_man - Well that was a little... strange
Mr Snuggly - Yeah, I- What is it?
monkey_man - Your staff ID...
*Snuggly looks down at the badge on his shirt. It's semi-transparent*
Mr Snuggly - Oh no! We must've scared Tony off, so he never founded SR! My job is fading away!
monkey_man - So is my GAD win! ...probably
Mr Snuggly - We have to do something! If I don't have a job... I won't be able to buy beer and get drunk!
monkey_man - We have to do something! If you don't have a job, you won't be able to buy me beer and get me drunk!
Both - Aaaarrrggghhh!
monkey_man - OK, OK... relax... We'll just find Tony, tell him he has to finish SR and everything will be alright
Mr Snuggly - We can't! We can't let him know anything about the future! It's one of the key elements of Star Trek! "Don't mess with time!"
monkey_man - But we already have!
Mr Snuggly - "Don't mess with time... too much!"
monkey_man - Wait... who else do we know around here? Wookie and Goatboy must be around, they're almost claiming their pensions in our time
Mr Snuggly - OK... let's just hope we can find them!
monkey_man - This is heavy!
Mr Snuggly - Just because we're in the '80s, doesn't mean you have to start talking like Michael J. Fox!
monkey_man - Hey, you know I just realised. Styke's mum will be pregnant with him right now...
Mr Snuggly - Don't even think about throwing her down some stairs.
To be continued...
That was me stealing your toothbrush.
I shall get to work on Part 2 when I actually have a Part 2 to write. Damn my feeble mind.
I shall get to work on Part 2 when I actually have a Part 2 to write. Damn my feeble mind.
Heh. Liked that.
So get on with it and finish it, matey. :-)
So get on with it and finish it, matey. :-)
Huh, what was that noise!?
Whatever do you mean?
*hides tape recorder*
*hides tape recorder*
Hey, it's like you follow us around and record our lives or something like that!!!
:cD
That rocked. Hopefully you'll get it finished.
Loved Rakuga's two cents, or whatever. And the bit with Stryke's mum being pregnant...hoho.
Tony had hair :cO
That rocked. Hopefully you'll get it finished.
Loved Rakuga's two cents, or whatever. And the bit with Stryke's mum being pregnant...hoho.
Tony had hair :cO
Found this on my computer, it's one of many spoofs I started but never finished. Because I'm lazy. So, I've decided to post what I've done so far, and I'll finish it bit by bit over the next few... years.
Enjoy, Forward To The Past!
"With digitally enhanced special effects, and feature length commentary from writer MoJoJoJo and random bloke Rakuga"
*Forward To The Past*
Rakuga - Oh come on! That's a terrible name!
MoJoJoJo - Quiet, you
Rakuga - But all you've done is butcher the name of Back To The Future, and made it less funny! You're not even trying!
*Vulcan nerve grip on Rakuga*
MoJoJoJo - Ladies and gents, I present to you - Forward To The Past!
*Scene 1*
*monkey_man is in a room, skateboard in hand, singing to himself*
monkey_man - If I die before I wake... at least in heaven I can skate
*The phone rings, and he answers it*
Mr Snuggly - Stop singing, get your hands off my beer and listen up. I've made a huge break through. Meet me outside SR towers. And be quick, if I'm gone for too long, they'll think I've gone to the toilet for a little "who's your owner?" and not a tab break!
*monkey_man hangs up and hops onto his board*
*Scene 2*
*SR towers, somewhere in England*
Mr Snuggly - You're late
monkey_man - Yeah, I had to buy some beer for some kids outside ASDA. So, what's the big emergency?
Mr Snuggly - I did it!
monkey_man - Did what?
Mr Snuggly - I built a time machine!
monkey_man - You've been working on a time machine?!
Mr Snuggly - Actually, I was trying to make something to download porn 10,000 times quicker
monkey_man - Does anybody need that much porn?
Rakuga - Oh come on! Now you're stealing jokes from The Simpsons!
MoJoJoJo - Shush!
Mr Snuggly - I stumbled upon the method of time travel when I drunkenly started doodling on a beer mat in the pub last week. And today, I have the machine that will let me go back and take naked photos of Marilyn Monroe!
monkey_man - What is it? A DeLoreon? A Fiarri? BMW?
Mr Snuggly - No... A fridge
monkey_man - Pardon me?
*Mr Snuggly wheels a full sized fridge out of SR towers*
Mr Snuggly - Great, innit?
Rakuga - Mr Originality! They were gonna use a fridge in Back To The Future, but they didn't want kids climbing in their own fridges, meaning lawsuits from angry parents!
MoJoJoJo - Don't make me destroy you
Mr Snuggly - Get in, we'll go back and see if Tony EVER had hair!
monkey_man - No, let's see if we can go back and mug Jesus, see if he's really as forgiving as Ant would have us believe!
Mr Snuggly - Well, let's do SOMETHING, spent £20 on this baby, might as well use it before the uranium inside explodes
monkey_man - Excuse me?
Mr Snuggly - Let's go!
*They clamber into the fridge and close the door*
monkey_man - Argh! It's cold!
Mr Snuggly - Of course it's cold... it's a fridge. If it was hot, it would be an oven
monkey_man - Where we going?
Mr Snuggly - I dunno, I can't see the controls. I designed it to fit me and a fit bird, not two hefty blokes like us
monkey_man - Thank you
Mr Snuggly - Whatever you do, don't move your arms, you'll move all the dials
monkey_man - Oops, flying low over here
*monkey_man goes to adjust his fly*
Mr Snuggly - Noooo!
*The fridge spins around and around, then disappears. The door next to them opens and Darkus steps out*
BEARDS. - You see him?
Darkus - Na, he must've gone for a wan-
Rakuga - That's just nasty
MoJoJoJo - Quiet, you're spoiling the dramatic effect
Rakuga - Two blokes just got into a fridge and disappeared, what's dramatic about that?!
MoJoJoJo - Well, the... the, um... you know, the emotion... and... stuff... oh, shut up.
*Scene 3*
*Somewhere in time, the fridge re-appears next to a building site. monkey_man and Snuggly stumble out*
monkey_man - Are we there yet?
Mr Snuggly - Um... yeah, I guess
monkey_man - So where are we?
Mr Snuggly - Exactly where we were a minute ago... only in a different time!
monkey_man - Do you have to put that voice on?
Mr Snuggly - Sorry
monkey_man - So you don't know when we are?!
Mr Snuggly - You expect me to know? Hey, I ain't a scientist, I'm just a guy who wanted porn!
monkey_man - When was SR towers built? Looks like they've just started it in this time.
Mr Snuggly - You expect me to know?
monkey_man - You're an employee! Surely you must know SOMETHING about the company! What about all those employee of the year awards you have?
Mr Snuggly - I rigged them all
monkey_man - Typical (!)
Mr Snuggly - Wait, I know! I'll look inside the time machine! The dials will tell us!
monkey_man - It's that easy? And you FORGOT?!
*Snuggly opens the door and looks inside*
Mr Snuggly - Aha! The date is June 14th, 1984
Rakuga - Any significance to that date? Or did you just pick it at random?
MoJoJoJo - No significance at all. *whistles happy birthday to you*
monkey_man - We have to get home!
Mr Snuggly - We can't, the dials are all messed up from the journey, I can't set it to the right date!
monkey_man - Just guess! We'll see where we end up, and keep guessing till we get there!
Mr Snuggly - Have you even SEEN Blackadder Back And Forth?
monkey_man - So what are we gonna do? Could we find ourselves, see if they know how?
Mr Snuggly - If we don't know how... what makes you think the 1984 versions do? They'll know even LESS than us! They haven't even started puberty yet!
monkey_man - Oh, yeah... right. I don't want to talk to myself with a high voice anyway... Well, who do we know who's clever?
*Tony comes running up*
Tony - Hey, you kids, get off my property! You're standing where my car park is gonna be! I'm gonna have 5 cars, all of my own!
Mr Snuggly - My God, you have hair!
Tony - Get out of here! Some day this is gonna be a huge office for my company!
monkey_man - Special Reserve?
Tony - Hey, that ain't bad! I was gonna call it Uncle Tony's Games Shop!
Rakuga - So THAT'S how he came up with the name!
Tony - Now get out of here, you crazy punks!
Mr Snuggly - Crazy?
monkey_man - Punks?
Mr Snuggly - Watch it, mister!
*Snuggly pushes Tony, who falls over*
Tony - Argh! Thieves! Muggers! Vandals!
*Tony runs off*
monkey_man - Well that was a little... strange
Mr Snuggly - Yeah, I- What is it?
monkey_man - Your staff ID...
*Snuggly looks down at the badge on his shirt. It's semi-transparent*
Mr Snuggly - Oh no! We must've scared Tony off, so he never founded SR! My job is fading away!
monkey_man - So is my GAD win! ...probably
Mr Snuggly - We have to do something! If I don't have a job... I won't be able to buy beer and get drunk!
monkey_man - We have to do something! If you don't have a job, you won't be able to buy me beer and get me drunk!
Both - Aaaarrrggghhh!
monkey_man - OK, OK... relax... We'll just find Tony, tell him he has to finish SR and everything will be alright
Mr Snuggly - We can't! We can't let him know anything about the future! It's one of the key elements of Star Trek! "Don't mess with time!"
monkey_man - But we already have!
Mr Snuggly - "Don't mess with time... too much!"
monkey_man - Wait... who else do we know around here? Wookie and Goatboy must be around, they're almost claiming their pensions in our time
Mr Snuggly - OK... let's just hope we can find them!
monkey_man - This is heavy!
Mr Snuggly - Just because we're in the '80s, doesn't mean you have to start talking like Michael J. Fox!
monkey_man - Hey, you know I just realised. Styke's mum will be pregnant with him right now...
Mr Snuggly - Don't even think about throwing her down some stairs.
To be continued...
Enjoy, Forward To The Past!
"With digitally enhanced special effects, and feature length commentary from writer MoJoJoJo and random bloke Rakuga"
*Forward To The Past*
Rakuga - Oh come on! That's a terrible name!
MoJoJoJo - Quiet, you
Rakuga - But all you've done is butcher the name of Back To The Future, and made it less funny! You're not even trying!
*Vulcan nerve grip on Rakuga*
MoJoJoJo - Ladies and gents, I present to you - Forward To The Past!
*Scene 1*
*monkey_man is in a room, skateboard in hand, singing to himself*
monkey_man - If I die before I wake... at least in heaven I can skate
*The phone rings, and he answers it*
Mr Snuggly - Stop singing, get your hands off my beer and listen up. I've made a huge break through. Meet me outside SR towers. And be quick, if I'm gone for too long, they'll think I've gone to the toilet for a little "who's your owner?" and not a tab break!
*monkey_man hangs up and hops onto his board*
*Scene 2*
*SR towers, somewhere in England*
Mr Snuggly - You're late
monkey_man - Yeah, I had to buy some beer for some kids outside ASDA. So, what's the big emergency?
Mr Snuggly - I did it!
monkey_man - Did what?
Mr Snuggly - I built a time machine!
monkey_man - You've been working on a time machine?!
Mr Snuggly - Actually, I was trying to make something to download porn 10,000 times quicker
monkey_man - Does anybody need that much porn?
Rakuga - Oh come on! Now you're stealing jokes from The Simpsons!
MoJoJoJo - Shush!
Mr Snuggly - I stumbled upon the method of time travel when I drunkenly started doodling on a beer mat in the pub last week. And today, I have the machine that will let me go back and take naked photos of Marilyn Monroe!
monkey_man - What is it? A DeLoreon? A Fiarri? BMW?
Mr Snuggly - No... A fridge
monkey_man - Pardon me?
*Mr Snuggly wheels a full sized fridge out of SR towers*
Mr Snuggly - Great, innit?
Rakuga - Mr Originality! They were gonna use a fridge in Back To The Future, but they didn't want kids climbing in their own fridges, meaning lawsuits from angry parents!
MoJoJoJo - Don't make me destroy you
Mr Snuggly - Get in, we'll go back and see if Tony EVER had hair!
monkey_man - No, let's see if we can go back and mug Jesus, see if he's really as forgiving as Ant would have us believe!
Mr Snuggly - Well, let's do SOMETHING, spent £20 on this baby, might as well use it before the uranium inside explodes
monkey_man - Excuse me?
Mr Snuggly - Let's go!
*They clamber into the fridge and close the door*
monkey_man - Argh! It's cold!
Mr Snuggly - Of course it's cold... it's a fridge. If it was hot, it would be an oven
monkey_man - Where we going?
Mr Snuggly - I dunno, I can't see the controls. I designed it to fit me and a fit bird, not two hefty blokes like us
monkey_man - Thank you
Mr Snuggly - Whatever you do, don't move your arms, you'll move all the dials
monkey_man - Oops, flying low over here
*monkey_man goes to adjust his fly*
Mr Snuggly - Noooo!
*The fridge spins around and around, then disappears. The door next to them opens and Darkus steps out*
BEARDS. - You see him?
Darkus - Na, he must've gone for a wan-
Rakuga - That's just nasty
MoJoJoJo - Quiet, you're spoiling the dramatic effect
Rakuga - Two blokes just got into a fridge and disappeared, what's dramatic about that?!
MoJoJoJo - Well, the... the, um... you know, the emotion... and... stuff... oh, shut up.
*Scene 3*
*Somewhere in time, the fridge re-appears next to a building site. monkey_man and Snuggly stumble out*
monkey_man - Are we there yet?
Mr Snuggly - Um... yeah, I guess
monkey_man - So where are we?
Mr Snuggly - Exactly where we were a minute ago... only in a different time!
monkey_man - Do you have to put that voice on?
Mr Snuggly - Sorry
monkey_man - So you don't know when we are?!
Mr Snuggly - You expect me to know? Hey, I ain't a scientist, I'm just a guy who wanted porn!
monkey_man - When was SR towers built? Looks like they've just started it in this time.
Mr Snuggly - You expect me to know?
monkey_man - You're an employee! Surely you must know SOMETHING about the company! What about all those employee of the year awards you have?
Mr Snuggly - I rigged them all
monkey_man - Typical (!)
Mr Snuggly - Wait, I know! I'll look inside the time machine! The dials will tell us!
monkey_man - It's that easy? And you FORGOT?!
*Snuggly opens the door and looks inside*
Mr Snuggly - Aha! The date is June 14th, 1984
Rakuga - Any significance to that date? Or did you just pick it at random?
MoJoJoJo - No significance at all. *whistles happy birthday to you*
monkey_man - We have to get home!
Mr Snuggly - We can't, the dials are all messed up from the journey, I can't set it to the right date!
monkey_man - Just guess! We'll see where we end up, and keep guessing till we get there!
Mr Snuggly - Have you even SEEN Blackadder Back And Forth?
monkey_man - So what are we gonna do? Could we find ourselves, see if they know how?
Mr Snuggly - If we don't know how... what makes you think the 1984 versions do? They'll know even LESS than us! They haven't even started puberty yet!
monkey_man - Oh, yeah... right. I don't want to talk to myself with a high voice anyway... Well, who do we know who's clever?
*Tony comes running up*
Tony - Hey, you kids, get off my property! You're standing where my car park is gonna be! I'm gonna have 5 cars, all of my own!
Mr Snuggly - My God, you have hair!
Tony - Get out of here! Some day this is gonna be a huge office for my company!
monkey_man - Special Reserve?
Tony - Hey, that ain't bad! I was gonna call it Uncle Tony's Games Shop!
Rakuga - So THAT'S how he came up with the name!
Tony - Now get out of here, you crazy punks!
Mr Snuggly - Crazy?
monkey_man - Punks?
Mr Snuggly - Watch it, mister!
*Snuggly pushes Tony, who falls over*
Tony - Argh! Thieves! Muggers! Vandals!
*Tony runs off*
monkey_man - Well that was a little... strange
Mr Snuggly - Yeah, I- What is it?
monkey_man - Your staff ID...
*Snuggly looks down at the badge on his shirt. It's semi-transparent*
Mr Snuggly - Oh no! We must've scared Tony off, so he never founded SR! My job is fading away!
monkey_man - So is my GAD win! ...probably
Mr Snuggly - We have to do something! If I don't have a job... I won't be able to buy beer and get drunk!
monkey_man - We have to do something! If you don't have a job, you won't be able to buy me beer and get me drunk!
Both - Aaaarrrggghhh!
monkey_man - OK, OK... relax... We'll just find Tony, tell him he has to finish SR and everything will be alright
Mr Snuggly - We can't! We can't let him know anything about the future! It's one of the key elements of Star Trek! "Don't mess with time!"
monkey_man - But we already have!
Mr Snuggly - "Don't mess with time... too much!"
monkey_man - Wait... who else do we know around here? Wookie and Goatboy must be around, they're almost claiming their pensions in our time
Mr Snuggly - OK... let's just hope we can find them!
monkey_man - This is heavy!
Mr Snuggly - Just because we're in the '80s, doesn't mean you have to start talking like Michael J. Fox!
monkey_man - Hey, you know I just realised. Styke's mum will be pregnant with him right now...
Mr Snuggly - Don't even think about throwing her down some stairs.
To be continued...