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Snuggly lay asleep in front of his computer, dreaming of his delightful job and reading all the enthralling reviews to pick a winner when suddenly the monitor went black and green text slowly filled the screen “Wake up Snuggly…Wake up Snuggly…BEARDS is cooler than you” Snuggly shot bolt upright in his chair knowing something was wrong, he looked at the screen, puzzled by it. “Follow the white sheep Snuggly” it said before returning to his old game of solitaire he only wished he knew how to play. Suddenly a knock at the door stopped him from yet another daydream, he got up and answered the door to find his neighbour SHEEPY standing there “hey Snuggers, I’m going to do a bit of shopping, you wanna come?” he asked. Remembering the message Snuggly obliged and the two left for Tesco…
Whilst browsing in the cosmetics isle someone approached Snuggly. “Hi I’m Rosalind” she said in a deep husky voice, “The Rosalind that works as a lab technician and once dropped a tray of acid on a teacher!?” Snuggly replied astonished, “Yes but that’s behind me now” listen, do you want to know what the Forum is?” she asked. “The forum? I want to know, I want to meet *him*”
“He will contact you soon, be ready” she replied then she walked away…then came back for deoderant and walked away again.
Snuggly was at work the next day when a package came, delivered by ‘featherpost’, he opened it to find a mobile, it then rang the Nokia tune and someone over the office shouted “HELLO!”, such an overused gag, damn you Dom, damn you! Snuggly answered it “Hello?”
“Hello Snuggly, do you know who this is?”
“Garlic Bread!?” (C’mon, I had to give myself a good role)
“Yes, but we don’t have time for acquaintances”
“Why, is someone coming for me?”
“No, I don’t want you to miss the number 42 bus, it goes right past my house”
“Ok, I’ll get on it”
And so, without much delay (I say ‘much’ as Snuggly had to master the push pull system of the door in his work office) he was on the bus…
He had arrived at Garlic Breads house and was much anticipating finding out the answer to his question “what is the matrix…I mean forum!” (Whoa nearly got a law-suit then!) he entered a large room to find Garlic Bread standing, he was wearing a long jacket and shades, he walked straight into a wall “Ow, I know I look cool but shades indoors is bloody impractical!” He quickly removed them, walked over to Snuggly and shook his hand “So you want to know what the Matrix is?” Garlic Bread asked. “No I want to know what the Forum is, I already know the Matrix is a well respected film and game”
“Ok, well firstly, no one can be told what the forum is, they have to see it, but you must first choose”
“Choose?”
“Yes” Garlic Bread held out two pills “Take the red pill and I’ll show you what you want to see, take the blue pill and you wake up tomorrow and believe what you want” Snuggly thought for a minute then took the red pill, I smile came across Garlic Breads face. “The pill you just took was a laxative, Kyz put me up to it” there was a moments silence as snugly looked ashamed. Anyway I shall show you now what the forum is…
The two stood side-by-side in font of a Maxx PC
“Look at this Snuggly, this is the Special Reserve online forum, for four years it has given away games and allowed people to chat in its threads, but there is a problem. Spaming. People Spam our precious forums but you have the power to stop them”
“Me” Snuggly asked, despite being the only one in the room.
“Yes you, you are the one, you can stop this, you can ‘ban’ those spammers”
“How?”
“I will teach you”…
After hours of training Snuggly was ready. He was jacked into the forum and ready to go. He banned random spamming newbies and then cam across regular…
“Hello Mr…Snuggly, I’ve been expecting you, I’m Asher D, or agent D to the likes of you, you have no power and I will spam!” Snuggly retreated, afraid of the confident regular “No Snuggly you cant retreat” said Rosalind, she continued “my mum said I would meet someone special, you are special, and I love you, so you must be the one”
With that Snuggly sprung top life, jumped into Asher D’s profile and made him a monkey.
Snuggly stood in a payphone, he called the SR helpline
“I didn’t cal you to tell you how this is going to end, I called you to tell you how it’s going to begin, I’m going to hang up this phone then come into work and show these people what they want to see, an updated winners list, where we go from there, is a choice I leave up to you” He hung the phone and walked away *electric six – Gay bar plays and credits role*
Whilst browsing in the cosmetics isle someone approached Snuggly. “Hi I’m Rosalind” she said in a deep husky voice, “The Rosalind that works as a lab technician and once dropped a tray of acid on a teacher!?” Snuggly replied astonished, “Yes but that’s behind me now” listen, do you want to know what the Forum is?” she asked. “The forum? I want to know, I want to meet *him*”
“He will contact you soon, be ready” she replied then she walked away…then came back for deoderant and walked away again.
Snuggly was at work the next day when a package came, delivered by ‘featherpost’, he opened it to find a mobile, it then rang the Nokia tune and someone over the office shouted “HELLO!”, such an overused gag, damn you Dom, damn you! Snuggly answered it “Hello?”
“Hello Snuggly, do you know who this is?”
“Garlic Bread!?” (C’mon, I had to give myself a good role)
“Yes, but we don’t have time for acquaintances”
“Why, is someone coming for me?”
“No, I don’t want you to miss the number 42 bus, it goes right past my house”
“Ok, I’ll get on it”
And so, without much delay (I say ‘much’ as Snuggly had to master the push pull system of the door in his work office) he was on the bus…
He had arrived at Garlic Breads house and was much anticipating finding out the answer to his question “what is the matrix…I mean forum!” (Whoa nearly got a law-suit then!) he entered a large room to find Garlic Bread standing, he was wearing a long jacket and shades, he walked straight into a wall “Ow, I know I look cool but shades indoors is bloody impractical!” He quickly removed them, walked over to Snuggly and shook his hand “So you want to know what the Matrix is?” Garlic Bread asked. “No I want to know what the Forum is, I already know the Matrix is a well respected film and game”
“Ok, well firstly, no one can be told what the forum is, they have to see it, but you must first choose”
“Choose?”
“Yes” Garlic Bread held out two pills “Take the red pill and I’ll show you what you want to see, take the blue pill and you wake up tomorrow and believe what you want” Snuggly thought for a minute then took the red pill, I smile came across Garlic Breads face. “The pill you just took was a laxative, Kyz put me up to it” there was a moments silence as snugly looked ashamed. Anyway I shall show you now what the forum is…
The two stood side-by-side in font of a Maxx PC
“Look at this Snuggly, this is the Special Reserve online forum, for four years it has given away games and allowed people to chat in its threads, but there is a problem. Spaming. People Spam our precious forums but you have the power to stop them”
“Me” Snuggly asked, despite being the only one in the room.
“Yes you, you are the one, you can stop this, you can ‘ban’ those spammers”
“How?”
“I will teach you”…
After hours of training Snuggly was ready. He was jacked into the forum and ready to go. He banned random spamming newbies and then cam across regular…
“Hello Mr…Snuggly, I’ve been expecting you, I’m Asher D, or agent D to the likes of you, you have no power and I will spam!” Snuggly retreated, afraid of the confident regular “No Snuggly you cant retreat” said Rosalind, she continued “my mum said I would meet someone special, you are special, and I love you, so you must be the one”
With that Snuggly sprung top life, jumped into Asher D’s profile and made him a monkey.
Snuggly stood in a payphone, he called the SR helpline
“I didn’t cal you to tell you how this is going to end, I called you to tell you how it’s going to begin, I’m going to hang up this phone then come into work and show these people what they want to see, an updated winners list, where we go from there, is a choice I leave up to you” He hung the phone and walked away *electric six – Gay bar plays and credits role*
Heh that was funny mate, my gag ruled (hur hur)- I think my BB spoof made people realise how great spoofs are.
Thanks!...I'm a lille concerned about your tagline...
That was a good story.
A sequel with a much higher budget may be on the way...
You stole my idea!
Mine was going to be better.
Instead of a white rabbit there was going to be a drunk cow.
*farts*
Do u think that's air your brething?
Mine was going to be better.
Instead of a white rabbit there was going to be a drunk cow.
*farts*
Do u think that's air your brething?
Black Glove wrote:
> I read it. Good idea, funny in places. Er, that's my assessment.
Thank's (POP)
> I read it. Good idea, funny in places. Er, that's my assessment.
Thank's (POP)
I read it. Good idea, funny in places. Er, that's my assessment.
El Blokey wrote:
> A spoof in Life. The final nail in the coffin.
No no, this is merely a flower on the grave, blame HALO fan for the death...
> A spoof in Life. The final nail in the coffin.
No no, this is merely a flower on the grave, blame HALO fan for the death...
A spoof in Life. The final nail in the coffin.
Snuggly lay asleep in front of his computer, dreaming of his delightful job and reading all the enthralling reviews to pick a winner when suddenly the monitor went black and green text slowly filled the screen “Wake up Snuggly…Wake up Snuggly…BEARDS is cooler than you” Snuggly shot bolt upright in his chair knowing something was wrong, he looked at the screen, puzzled by it. “Follow the white sheep Snuggly” it said before returning to his old game of solitaire he only wished he knew how to play. Suddenly a knock at the door stopped him from yet another daydream, he got up and answered the door to find his neighbour SHEEPY standing there “hey Snuggers, I’m going to do a bit of shopping, you wanna come?” he asked. Remembering the message Snuggly obliged and the two left for Tesco…
Whilst browsing in the cosmetics isle someone approached Snuggly. “Hi I’m Rosalind” she said in a deep husky voice, “The Rosalind that works as a lab technician and once dropped a tray of acid on a teacher!?” Snuggly replied astonished, “Yes but that’s behind me now” listen, do you want to know what the Forum is?” she asked. “The forum? I want to know, I want to meet *him*”
“He will contact you soon, be ready” she replied then she walked away…then came back for deoderant and walked away again.
Snuggly was at work the next day when a package came, delivered by ‘featherpost’, he opened it to find a mobile, it then rang the Nokia tune and someone over the office shouted “HELLO!”, such an overused gag, damn you Dom, damn you! Snuggly answered it “Hello?”
“Hello Snuggly, do you know who this is?”
“Garlic Bread!?” (C’mon, I had to give myself a good role)
“Yes, but we don’t have time for acquaintances”
“Why, is someone coming for me?”
“No, I don’t want you to miss the number 42 bus, it goes right past my house”
“Ok, I’ll get on it”
And so, without much delay (I say ‘much’ as Snuggly had to master the push pull system of the door in his work office) he was on the bus…
He had arrived at Garlic Breads house and was much anticipating finding out the answer to his question “what is the matrix…I mean forum!” (Whoa nearly got a law-suit then!) he entered a large room to find Garlic Bread standing, he was wearing a long jacket and shades, he walked straight into a wall “Ow, I know I look cool but shades indoors is bloody impractical!” He quickly removed them, walked over to Snuggly and shook his hand “So you want to know what the Matrix is?” Garlic Bread asked. “No I want to know what the Forum is, I already know the Matrix is a well respected film and game”
“Ok, well firstly, no one can be told what the forum is, they have to see it, but you must first choose”
“Choose?”
“Yes” Garlic Bread held out two pills “Take the red pill and I’ll show you what you want to see, take the blue pill and you wake up tomorrow and believe what you want” Snuggly thought for a minute then took the red pill, I smile came across Garlic Breads face. “The pill you just took was a laxative, Kyz put me up to it” there was a moments silence as snugly looked ashamed. Anyway I shall show you now what the forum is…
The two stood side-by-side in font of a Maxx PC
“Look at this Snuggly, this is the Special Reserve online forum, for four years it has given away games and allowed people to chat in its threads, but there is a problem. Spaming. People Spam our precious forums but you have the power to stop them”
“Me” Snuggly asked, despite being the only one in the room.
“Yes you, you are the one, you can stop this, you can ‘ban’ those spammers”
“How?”
“I will teach you”…
After hours of training Snuggly was ready. He was jacked into the forum and ready to go. He banned random spamming newbies and then cam across regular…
“Hello Mr…Snuggly, I’ve been expecting you, I’m Asher D, or agent D to the likes of you, you have no power and I will spam!” Snuggly retreated, afraid of the confident regular “No Snuggly you cant retreat” said Rosalind, she continued “my mum said I would meet someone special, you are special, and I love you, so you must be the one”
With that Snuggly sprung top life, jumped into Asher D’s profile and made him a monkey.
Snuggly stood in a payphone, he called the SR helpline
“I didn’t cal you to tell you how this is going to end, I called you to tell you how it’s going to begin, I’m going to hang up this phone then come into work and show these people what they want to see, an updated winners list, where we go from there, is a choice I leave up to you” He hung the phone and walked away *electric six – Gay bar plays and credits role*
Whilst browsing in the cosmetics isle someone approached Snuggly. “Hi I’m Rosalind” she said in a deep husky voice, “The Rosalind that works as a lab technician and once dropped a tray of acid on a teacher!?” Snuggly replied astonished, “Yes but that’s behind me now” listen, do you want to know what the Forum is?” she asked. “The forum? I want to know, I want to meet *him*”
“He will contact you soon, be ready” she replied then she walked away…then came back for deoderant and walked away again.
Snuggly was at work the next day when a package came, delivered by ‘featherpost’, he opened it to find a mobile, it then rang the Nokia tune and someone over the office shouted “HELLO!”, such an overused gag, damn you Dom, damn you! Snuggly answered it “Hello?”
“Hello Snuggly, do you know who this is?”
“Garlic Bread!?” (C’mon, I had to give myself a good role)
“Yes, but we don’t have time for acquaintances”
“Why, is someone coming for me?”
“No, I don’t want you to miss the number 42 bus, it goes right past my house”
“Ok, I’ll get on it”
And so, without much delay (I say ‘much’ as Snuggly had to master the push pull system of the door in his work office) he was on the bus…
He had arrived at Garlic Breads house and was much anticipating finding out the answer to his question “what is the matrix…I mean forum!” (Whoa nearly got a law-suit then!) he entered a large room to find Garlic Bread standing, he was wearing a long jacket and shades, he walked straight into a wall “Ow, I know I look cool but shades indoors is bloody impractical!” He quickly removed them, walked over to Snuggly and shook his hand “So you want to know what the Matrix is?” Garlic Bread asked. “No I want to know what the Forum is, I already know the Matrix is a well respected film and game”
“Ok, well firstly, no one can be told what the forum is, they have to see it, but you must first choose”
“Choose?”
“Yes” Garlic Bread held out two pills “Take the red pill and I’ll show you what you want to see, take the blue pill and you wake up tomorrow and believe what you want” Snuggly thought for a minute then took the red pill, I smile came across Garlic Breads face. “The pill you just took was a laxative, Kyz put me up to it” there was a moments silence as snugly looked ashamed. Anyway I shall show you now what the forum is…
The two stood side-by-side in font of a Maxx PC
“Look at this Snuggly, this is the Special Reserve online forum, for four years it has given away games and allowed people to chat in its threads, but there is a problem. Spaming. People Spam our precious forums but you have the power to stop them”
“Me” Snuggly asked, despite being the only one in the room.
“Yes you, you are the one, you can stop this, you can ‘ban’ those spammers”
“How?”
“I will teach you”…
After hours of training Snuggly was ready. He was jacked into the forum and ready to go. He banned random spamming newbies and then cam across regular…
“Hello Mr…Snuggly, I’ve been expecting you, I’m Asher D, or agent D to the likes of you, you have no power and I will spam!” Snuggly retreated, afraid of the confident regular “No Snuggly you cant retreat” said Rosalind, she continued “my mum said I would meet someone special, you are special, and I love you, so you must be the one”
With that Snuggly sprung top life, jumped into Asher D’s profile and made him a monkey.
Snuggly stood in a payphone, he called the SR helpline
“I didn’t cal you to tell you how this is going to end, I called you to tell you how it’s going to begin, I’m going to hang up this phone then come into work and show these people what they want to see, an updated winners list, where we go from there, is a choice I leave up to you” He hung the phone and walked away *electric six – Gay bar plays and credits role*