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Thu 15/05/03 at 20:00
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SAEED AL SAHAF - Iraqi Head of Information

The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete

fabrication. We do not even have a chicken.



GEORGE W BUSH

We don't care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to

know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken
is

either for us or against us. There is no middle ground.



COLIN POWELL

Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite

image of the chicken crossing the road.



TONY BLAIR

I agree with George.



HANS BLIX

We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not

yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.



DR SEUSS

Did the chicken cross the road?

Did he cross it with a toad?

Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not

been told.



MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR

I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross

roads without having their motives called into question.



GRANDPA

In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road.

Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good
enough.




TRICIA

Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening

to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming story
of how

it experienced a serious case of moulting, and went on to

accomplish its dream of crossing the road.



JOHN LENNON

Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together -

in peace.



ARISTOTLE

It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.



KARL MARX

It was an historic inevitability.



RONALD REAGAN

What chicken?



SIGMUND FREUD

The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed

the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.



BILL GATES

eChicken2003 will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file

your important documents, and balance your checkbook - and
internet

explorer is an integral part of eChicken.



ALBERT EINSTEIN

Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move

beneath the chicken?



BILL CLINTON

What is your definition of chicken?



THE BIBLE

And God came down from heaven, and he said unto the chicken THOU

SHALT CROSS THE ROAD. And the chicken didst cross the road, and
there

was rejoicing.



COLONEL SANDERS

Did I miss one?



HOMER SIMPSON

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Thu 15/05/03 at 20:00
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SAEED AL SAHAF - Iraqi Head of Information

The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete

fabrication. We do not even have a chicken.



GEORGE W BUSH

We don't care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to

know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken
is

either for us or against us. There is no middle ground.



COLIN POWELL

Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite

image of the chicken crossing the road.



TONY BLAIR

I agree with George.



HANS BLIX

We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not

yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.



DR SEUSS

Did the chicken cross the road?

Did he cross it with a toad?

Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not

been told.



MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR

I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross

roads without having their motives called into question.



GRANDPA

In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road.

Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good
enough.




TRICIA

Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening

to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming story
of how

it experienced a serious case of moulting, and went on to

accomplish its dream of crossing the road.



JOHN LENNON

Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together -

in peace.



ARISTOTLE

It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.



KARL MARX

It was an historic inevitability.



RONALD REAGAN

What chicken?



SIGMUND FREUD

The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed

the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.



BILL GATES

eChicken2003 will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file

your important documents, and balance your checkbook - and
internet

explorer is an integral part of eChicken.



ALBERT EINSTEIN

Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move

beneath the chicken?



BILL CLINTON

What is your definition of chicken?



THE BIBLE

And God came down from heaven, and he said unto the chicken THOU

SHALT CROSS THE ROAD. And the chicken didst cross the road, and
there

was rejoicing.



COLONEL SANDERS

Did I miss one?



HOMER SIMPSON

Mmmmmmmmm . . . . c h i c k e n
Thu 15/05/03 at 20:05
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"It's been a while.."
Posts: 4,314
lol funny
Thu 15/05/03 at 20:06
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"Ghost Mutt"
Posts: 1,326
Truly hilarious. Well done that boy.

Sp. Many. Spaces.
Thu 15/05/03 at 20:08
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"Light of the world"
Posts: 4,763
This is what boredom does to you......


David Attenborough:

Here we have the chaicken, it waits patiently...watching the road...waiting....*breath* ...for the right moment....to indeed...cross the orad
Thu 15/05/03 at 20:09
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"Light of the world"
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*chicken* and *road*....Long day :(
Thu 15/05/03 at 20:09
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Heh, very funny :-)
Thu 15/05/03 at 20:21
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"bit of a brain"
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ha.
I laugh now.
Thu 15/05/03 at 20:25
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"Comfortably Numb"
Posts: 5,591
lol. Top stuff.
Thu 15/05/03 at 20:32
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"Yours or Mine"
Posts: 300
Me very bored
Thu 15/05/03 at 21:11
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Judah Ben-Hur wrote:
> Truly hilarious. Well done that boy.
>
> Sp. Many. Spaces.

1. He just copied from people.

2. You're him, so stop talking like a weirdo (third person).

3. It was funny.

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