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SAEED AL SAHAF - Iraqi Head of Information
The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete
fabrication. We do not even have a chicken.
GEORGE W BUSH
We don't care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to
know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken
is
either for us or against us. There is no middle ground.
COLIN POWELL
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite
image of the chicken crossing the road.
TONY BLAIR
I agree with George.
HANS BLIX
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not
yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
DR SEUSS
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not
been told.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross
roads without having their motives called into question.
GRANDPA
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road.
Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good
enough.
TRICIA
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening
to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming story
of how
it experienced a serious case of moulting, and went on to
accomplish its dream of crossing the road.
JOHN LENNON
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together -
in peace.
ARISTOTLE
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
KARL MARX
It was an historic inevitability.
RONALD REAGAN
What chicken?
SIGMUND FREUD
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed
the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
BILL GATES
eChicken2003 will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file
your important documents, and balance your checkbook - and
internet
explorer is an integral part of eChicken.
ALBERT EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move
beneath the chicken?
BILL CLINTON
What is your definition of chicken?
THE BIBLE
And God came down from heaven, and he said unto the chicken THOU
SHALT CROSS THE ROAD. And the chicken didst cross the road, and
there
was rejoicing.
COLONEL SANDERS
Did I miss one?
HOMER SIMPSON
Mmmmmmmmm . . . . c h i c k e n
The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete
fabrication. We do not even have a chicken.
GEORGE W BUSH
We don't care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to
know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken
is
either for us or against us. There is no middle ground.
COLIN POWELL
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite
image of the chicken crossing the road.
TONY BLAIR
I agree with George.
HANS BLIX
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not
yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
DR SEUSS
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not
been told.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross
roads without having their motives called into question.
GRANDPA
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road.
Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good
enough.
TRICIA
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening
to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming story
of how
it experienced a serious case of moulting, and went on to
accomplish its dream of crossing the road.
JOHN LENNON
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together -
in peace.
ARISTOTLE
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
KARL MARX
It was an historic inevitability.
RONALD REAGAN
What chicken?
SIGMUND FREUD
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed
the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
BILL GATES
eChicken2003 will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file
your important documents, and balance your checkbook - and
internet
explorer is an integral part of eChicken.
ALBERT EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move
beneath the chicken?
BILL CLINTON
What is your definition of chicken?
THE BIBLE
And God came down from heaven, and he said unto the chicken THOU
SHALT CROSS THE ROAD. And the chicken didst cross the road, and
there
was rejoicing.
COLONEL SANDERS
Did I miss one?
HOMER SIMPSON
Mmmmmmmmm . . . . c h i c k e n
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Got this in an e-mail a few days ago, quality stuff.
I never agreed to this!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To stop me molesting it.
Obviously
M.J.
To stop me molesting it.
Obviously
M.J.
Geniusness
jUST WONDERING HOW HE CAN GET A gad FOR THAT WHEN HE COPIED OTHER PEOPLE?
hmmm, i forgot to turn caps off.
hmmm, i forgot to turn caps off.
Funny, very funny.
THAT WAS GENIUS!
LOL that was great, if only GAD1 was still here.
:)
:)
Judah Ben-Hur wrote:
> Sp. Many. Spaces.
Teehee. It's like you made a spelling mistake, but you don't need to worry because you said sp! Teehee.
> Sp. Many. Spaces.
Teehee. It's like you made a spelling mistake, but you don't need to worry because you said sp! Teehee.
Judah Ben-Hur wrote:
> Truly hilarious. Well done that boy.
>
> Sp. Many. Spaces.
1. He just copied from people.
2. You're him, so stop talking like a weirdo (third person).
3. It was funny.
> Truly hilarious. Well done that boy.
>
> Sp. Many. Spaces.
1. He just copied from people.
2. You're him, so stop talking like a weirdo (third person).
3. It was funny.
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