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"Touched by God"

I was at a party the other day, the Sunday before the Bank Holiday, so over a week ago.

Anyway, I got talking to a bloke who used to be in the army, but had come out (not gay) and he was now a Christian. I guess he was one of these Christian soldiers you always hear about.

Through our conversation he told me that God would touch me, which I didn't really believe. But it did happen.

I thought he was supposed to touch me on the shoulder though, not the willy. There was mess everywhere. Is God supposed to feel you up?

I was at a party the other day, the Sunday before the Bank Holiday, so over a week ago.

Anyway, I got talking to a bloke who used to be in the army, but had come out (not gay) and he was now a Christian. I guess he was one of these Christian soldiers you always hear about.

Through our conversation he told me that God would touch me, which I didn't really believe. But it did happen.

I thought he was supposed to touch me on the shoulder though, not the willy. There was mess everywhere. Is God supposed to feel you up?

Quoting Tarrie B :

'God wants a piece of my ass'

I guess your not the only one.

The handjob of God.

blasphemous fools, I'll see you all in hades .... ;D

Onward Christian soliders, wonking into war.