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Fri 09/05/03 at 09:54
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We've just had the whole downstairs of our house tiled, like some sort of Spanish villa. It looks alright, but it's really slippy if you walk about in socks. So yesterday I had the bright idea of jumping over my sofa (which I had re-arranged in front of the living room door to play Halo better), onto the tiles in my socks and *WWHHHOOOOOOOSSSSHH* - I went flying!

But that's not the amazing part.

The amazing part is that I managed to cut or graze three seperate parts of my body on the same bit of wood. Arm, shoulder, chest. God knows how I managed it, but I was lucky I didn't pull the door off the computer cabinet as I went down. Ho-hum.
Fri 09/05/03 at 14:25
"Darth Vader 3442321"
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monkey_man wrote:
> I had to ring my Uni to give them £400! Double-whammy!

So that's how much a 2:2 costs in this current economic climate.
Fri 09/05/03 at 14:24
"Darth Vader 3442321"
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monkey_man wrote:
> I had to ring my Uni to give them £400! Double-whammy!

So that's how much a 2:2 costs in this current economic climate.
Fri 09/05/03 at 13:49
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"Pouch Ape"
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Either way they're education-vampires...like count Von Count!
Fri 09/05/03 at 13:47
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"Trout a la creme"
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damn Uni, they're always trying to bleed/suck you dry I can't remember which ones appropriate for that situation
Fri 09/05/03 at 13:37
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I had to ring my Uni to give them £400! Double-whammy!
Fri 09/05/03 at 13:36
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"That's right!"
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So, was there a reason why you suicide dived over your sofa?
Fri 09/05/03 at 11:45
"Darth Vader 3442321"
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Rainier Wolfcastle wrote:

> I imagine there are worse things that you could pull off as you go
> down.

You'd need the same sort of ability to pat your head and rub your tum at the same time, to make that happen.
Fri 09/05/03 at 11:34
"...Unicef pennies.."
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monkey_man wrote:
> but I was lucky I didn't pull the door off the
> computer cabinet as I went down. Ho-hum.

I imagine there are worse things that you could pull off as you go down.
Fri 09/05/03 at 11:01
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gerrid wrote:
> Like that time when I bubblewrapped the cats.

i like the way you think, tell me did you derive that idea from Dr. Edward Chongs book "padding your pets" ?

Also in that book is an interesting article on scaring a tortoise so it retracts its head and legs, so that you can cling film it, creating an oddly shaped, but functional rugby ball.

A++ Book, highly recommended
Fri 09/05/03 at 09:59
"Darth Vader 3442321"
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I'd need to buy a bigger microwave to fit it all in, duh!

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