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"Forget Comical Ali listen to Comical Arsene"

After hearing Arsene Wenger in the post match interview against Leeds it did make me chuckle some of the things he was coming out with.

*We have had alot of injuries these past few months and you can't carry on our form with half an army*

Hmmm you seem to have a short memory there Arsene. United had the same problems with injuries to the likes of Ferdinand, Keane, Scholes and Beckham during November and December yet we still managed to beat Arsenal, Newcastle and Liverpool during that time (with Phil Neville probably turning in the best individual performance of the season in the Arsenal match). Just because your team has absolutely no depth when the likes of Vieria, Campbell and Henry go missing that's your fault and blaming injuries is a pitiful excuse for losing the title.


*We are still the best team in England our performances in England and Europe show that*


Ermmm no you're not Arsene. If it wasn't for a dodgy linesman we'd have beaten you twice in the premiership and once again we got further then your bunch of misfits only going out thanks to a french court jester in goal and the brilliance of a certain brazilian while your team was frantically searching for a win back in the second phase which you couldn't manage. Plus the fact the Premiership crown has come back to it's rightful home means we are the best team in England as (i love saying this) WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS!!. That FA Cup is starting to look very insignificant now.


But i shouldn't be surprised. Comical Arsene has been at it for the whole season with comments such as

*There has been a shift in power in English Football now*

You win the title year after year then you can say that. Winning a title every 3 or 4 years or so doesn't make you Great it's means you can't manage to do it every year. 8 league crowns in 11 years is greatness mate.


*I wouldn't be surprised if we went unbeaten this whole season*

Well you better not look at your loss column then you'll be in for a shock.


Oh the joy of making a frenchman eat his words just can't be explained.

Fantastic. I want one.

Weneger wants the League cup? Jesus, most of the other top clubs gave up on it in the mid-90s unless they wanted to give the reserves experience.

Solskjær wrote:

> You couldn't beat 'Villa..

Man United took the same amount of points from us, as Arsenal

Just to re-iterate laker's topic and add some more bizzare and dumb comments by "comical arsene" -

August 18
'Nobody will finish above us in the league. It wouldn't surprise me if we
went unbeaten for the whole season. We only lost three games last time -
and we will do even better this time.'

September 14
'We have a deep desire which is increased by my own expectations and I'm
quite confident. I think we will win the Champions League this season.

September 20
'It's not impossible to go through the season unbeaten and I can't see why
it's shocking to say that.'

September 28
'Perfection? It's difficult to say. A champion always tries to improve. We
can remain unbeaten, of course we can.'

November 6
'My biggest regret since coming to England is not having done better in the
Worthington Cup. I believe we can win it..why not?

November 12
'I would not say they (United) will necessarily be our main rivals for the
title.'

March 19
'If you ask if we're triumphalist, I'd say no. We're confident, not
triumphalist. I believe my players are stronger than ever. They are being
challenged and will enjoy it. I think we respond best when we're pushed.'

April 15
'We have no fear (of losing the title) at all.'

May 2
'I have never won a championship on the last day of the season. Surely it
must happen once in my career.'

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"Who are ya?"

Arsene can't motivate his team- that's my theory. He's a nut.

He's not very good at these "mind games", is he...?!
If you ask me, he's got mind PROBLEMS! :)

The lights are on, but nobody's upstairs!
(Or something like that...)


Arsénal WERE, for the earlier parts of the season, the best-performing team in the Premiership - undoubtabley. But things seem to have gone downhill, drastically, since then.


You couldn't beat 'Villa..
Threw-it-away against BOLTON...
Then lost it all to LEEDS....

And how he can say his team have been better than United in Europe, I do not know!!

(Here come the men in white-coats....)

Here's another of Arsene's quotes:
"Euuuuuuh..."

Heh, aint it the truth...

I got another one to add (can't forget the classic one - alltogether now)

*I didn't see the incident, therefore cannot comment*

You mustn't have seen my "For Tomorrow Night" post.
Oh wait, you did.
And you replied.
Must be down to idiocy then.

No.