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SRW No Holds Barred ‘Dark’ Promo
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“WHASSUPWITDAT!?!?” PYROS EXPLODE “HANGING AROUND IN A ONE HORSE TOWN!” THE THRILLS PLAY OUT PARENTAL ADVISORY!
“We want PA…”
“We want PA…”
“We want PA…”
The crowd roars. PA have one thing on their mind, and that is payback. They have been beaten on numerous occasions, and aren’t going to be outdone here tonight.
“Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the ring; Josh, Hurricane and Anarchy, Parental Advisory”.
They surround the ring, interacting with the crowd and really getting involved. Anarchy walks over to the lovely Lillian Garcia, and takes a microphone.
“Y’know, there’s a lot of things that make me…regret…yes, regret signing for SRW. One of them things is about a certain, well, commissioner. Reaver…I defeated Jetster to prove my worth to you and your little company. Yet, I’m still title-less and stuck facing three lower card wrestlers who well, lets face it, have no worth. The fans want me to be top, SRW Champion, CAW Champion, whatever…but you are stopping me from them goals by sticking Scotty Dogg and Havoc against the champ. C’mon, who the heck is Scotty Dogg? And who the heck is Havoc? Please…”
Anarchy looks around with a smirk on his face…true Kurt Angle style.
“So, I figured…I need to toughen up on these guys. I’ve been lenient when whooping their ásses, but no more. Anarchy, along with Parental Advisory, are now gunna become more…badass style!”
Hurricane takes the mic off of Anarchy; this being the first ever speech as a member of PA.
“Citizen Anarchy, I have just the plan to make us into badasses! Look at what you two are wearing. Young citizen Josh, Adidas bottoms, SRW tank top…whassupwitdat?! Anarchy…ripped jeans, Anarchy ripped shirt…whassupwitdat?!”
The crowd chant “whassupwitdat?!?!” along with their resident superhero.
“Guys…to the back, I’ve got just the clothes for you.”
Anarchy moves forward and cuts off Hurricane, taking the mic from him.
“Woah, not finished here yet. Batista, I don’t like being cheated out of a victory by you and your little cronies. That is why I want to end it once and for all…Anarchy in one corner, Batista in the other. Title…on the line! No interference from any of our partners, no interference from ANYONE! Batista, this is the match to end all matches, decide the winner, the Hardcore Champion.”
One Horse Town drowns out the cheers as Parental Advisory slowly make their way to the back. No Holds Barred will continue soon, as will SRW! Watch this space for the odd promo or two.
Oh, and who cares if SRW is taking a break, I’d have forgotten about this by then.
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
“WHASSUPWITDAT!?!?” PYROS EXPLODE “HANGING AROUND IN A ONE HORSE TOWN!” THE THRILLS PLAY OUT PARENTAL ADVISORY!
“We want PA…”
“We want PA…”
“We want PA…”
The crowd roars. PA have one thing on their mind, and that is payback. They have been beaten on numerous occasions, and aren’t going to be outdone here tonight.
“Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the ring; Josh, Hurricane and Anarchy, Parental Advisory”.
They surround the ring, interacting with the crowd and really getting involved. Anarchy walks over to the lovely Lillian Garcia, and takes a microphone.
“Y’know, there’s a lot of things that make me…regret…yes, regret signing for SRW. One of them things is about a certain, well, commissioner. Reaver…I defeated Jetster to prove my worth to you and your little company. Yet, I’m still title-less and stuck facing three lower card wrestlers who well, lets face it, have no worth. The fans want me to be top, SRW Champion, CAW Champion, whatever…but you are stopping me from them goals by sticking Scotty Dogg and Havoc against the champ. C’mon, who the heck is Scotty Dogg? And who the heck is Havoc? Please…”
Anarchy looks around with a smirk on his face…true Kurt Angle style.
“So, I figured…I need to toughen up on these guys. I’ve been lenient when whooping their ásses, but no more. Anarchy, along with Parental Advisory, are now gunna become more…badass style!”
Hurricane takes the mic off of Anarchy; this being the first ever speech as a member of PA.
“Citizen Anarchy, I have just the plan to make us into badasses! Look at what you two are wearing. Young citizen Josh, Adidas bottoms, SRW tank top…whassupwitdat?! Anarchy…ripped jeans, Anarchy ripped shirt…whassupwitdat?!”
The crowd chant “whassupwitdat?!?!” along with their resident superhero.
“Guys…to the back, I’ve got just the clothes for you.”
Anarchy moves forward and cuts off Hurricane, taking the mic from him.
“Woah, not finished here yet. Batista, I don’t like being cheated out of a victory by you and your little cronies. That is why I want to end it once and for all…Anarchy in one corner, Batista in the other. Title…on the line! No interference from any of our partners, no interference from ANYONE! Batista, this is the match to end all matches, decide the winner, the Hardcore Champion.”
One Horse Town drowns out the cheers as Parental Advisory slowly make their way to the back. No Holds Barred will continue soon, as will SRW! Watch this space for the odd promo or two.
Oh, and who cares if SRW is taking a break, I’d have forgotten about this by then.
Yep. Hardcore it will be. Also brutal! :D Well, hopefully... Nice promo.
:cD
Hardcore baby!
Hardcore baby!
This is truly going to be hardcore...
Sorry, I've run out of witty comments. :D
Sorry, I've run out of witty comments. :D
SRW No Holds Barred ‘Dark’ Promo
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
“WHASSUPWITDAT!?!?” PYROS EXPLODE “HANGING AROUND IN A ONE HORSE TOWN!” THE THRILLS PLAY OUT PARENTAL ADVISORY!
“We want PA…”
“We want PA…”
“We want PA…”
The crowd roars. PA have one thing on their mind, and that is payback. They have been beaten on numerous occasions, and aren’t going to be outdone here tonight.
“Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the ring; Josh, Hurricane and Anarchy, Parental Advisory”.
They surround the ring, interacting with the crowd and really getting involved. Anarchy walks over to the lovely Lillian Garcia, and takes a microphone.
“Y’know, there’s a lot of things that make me…regret…yes, regret signing for SRW. One of them things is about a certain, well, commissioner. Reaver…I defeated Jetster to prove my worth to you and your little company. Yet, I’m still title-less and stuck facing three lower card wrestlers who well, lets face it, have no worth. The fans want me to be top, SRW Champion, CAW Champion, whatever…but you are stopping me from them goals by sticking Scotty Dogg and Havoc against the champ. C’mon, who the heck is Scotty Dogg? And who the heck is Havoc? Please…”
Anarchy looks around with a smirk on his face…true Kurt Angle style.
“So, I figured…I need to toughen up on these guys. I’ve been lenient when whooping their ásses, but no more. Anarchy, along with Parental Advisory, are now gunna become more…badass style!”
Hurricane takes the mic off of Anarchy; this being the first ever speech as a member of PA.
“Citizen Anarchy, I have just the plan to make us into badasses! Look at what you two are wearing. Young citizen Josh, Adidas bottoms, SRW tank top…whassupwitdat?! Anarchy…ripped jeans, Anarchy ripped shirt…whassupwitdat?!”
The crowd chant “whassupwitdat?!?!” along with their resident superhero.
“Guys…to the back, I’ve got just the clothes for you.”
Anarchy moves forward and cuts off Hurricane, taking the mic from him.
“Woah, not finished here yet. Batista, I don’t like being cheated out of a victory by you and your little cronies. That is why I want to end it once and for all…Anarchy in one corner, Batista in the other. Title…on the line! No interference from any of our partners, no interference from ANYONE! Batista, this is the match to end all matches, decide the winner, the Hardcore Champion.”
One Horse Town drowns out the cheers as Parental Advisory slowly make their way to the back. No Holds Barred will continue soon, as will SRW! Watch this space for the odd promo or two.
Oh, and who cares if SRW is taking a break, I’d have forgotten about this by then.
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
“WHASSUPWITDAT!?!?” PYROS EXPLODE “HANGING AROUND IN A ONE HORSE TOWN!” THE THRILLS PLAY OUT PARENTAL ADVISORY!
“We want PA…”
“We want PA…”
“We want PA…”
The crowd roars. PA have one thing on their mind, and that is payback. They have been beaten on numerous occasions, and aren’t going to be outdone here tonight.
“Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the ring; Josh, Hurricane and Anarchy, Parental Advisory”.
They surround the ring, interacting with the crowd and really getting involved. Anarchy walks over to the lovely Lillian Garcia, and takes a microphone.
“Y’know, there’s a lot of things that make me…regret…yes, regret signing for SRW. One of them things is about a certain, well, commissioner. Reaver…I defeated Jetster to prove my worth to you and your little company. Yet, I’m still title-less and stuck facing three lower card wrestlers who well, lets face it, have no worth. The fans want me to be top, SRW Champion, CAW Champion, whatever…but you are stopping me from them goals by sticking Scotty Dogg and Havoc against the champ. C’mon, who the heck is Scotty Dogg? And who the heck is Havoc? Please…”
Anarchy looks around with a smirk on his face…true Kurt Angle style.
“So, I figured…I need to toughen up on these guys. I’ve been lenient when whooping their ásses, but no more. Anarchy, along with Parental Advisory, are now gunna become more…badass style!”
Hurricane takes the mic off of Anarchy; this being the first ever speech as a member of PA.
“Citizen Anarchy, I have just the plan to make us into badasses! Look at what you two are wearing. Young citizen Josh, Adidas bottoms, SRW tank top…whassupwitdat?! Anarchy…ripped jeans, Anarchy ripped shirt…whassupwitdat?!”
The crowd chant “whassupwitdat?!?!” along with their resident superhero.
“Guys…to the back, I’ve got just the clothes for you.”
Anarchy moves forward and cuts off Hurricane, taking the mic from him.
“Woah, not finished here yet. Batista, I don’t like being cheated out of a victory by you and your little cronies. That is why I want to end it once and for all…Anarchy in one corner, Batista in the other. Title…on the line! No interference from any of our partners, no interference from ANYONE! Batista, this is the match to end all matches, decide the winner, the Hardcore Champion.”
One Horse Town drowns out the cheers as Parental Advisory slowly make their way to the back. No Holds Barred will continue soon, as will SRW! Watch this space for the odd promo or two.
Oh, and who cares if SRW is taking a break, I’d have forgotten about this by then.