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"I cut a deal with the antichrist !"

all I have to do is pinch one budgies head a month, leave cling film on toilet seats occasionally, and climb a clocktower some time in 2012 with a rifle and a pocket full of shells,

and for my troubles I get

monday afternoon off work and a ginsters cornish pastie.

the word lucifer has never sounded so sweet

Borat Sagdiyev wrote:
> Nomad Soul you question my new master? he may have a glass eye,
> webbed feet and a dicky ticker, but he is still the very embodiment of
> evil, and almost unbeatable at super monkey ball.

You've obviously been taken in by that cunning semi-demon "the Anti-Codger".

I suggest you buy a crystal, recite the "Incantation of Tetragrammaton" and capture the little devil in the crystal.

Leave the crystal in pure moonlight surrounded by salt for one night and you'll have in your possession a powerful amulet.

Ms NY wrote:
> Really? That sounds .. nice.
>
> I don't geddit..

you're not supposed to, it was just my exotic sense of humour at work.

So is that miss 'new york'? I just want to know who to address my ginsters pasty to ...

Nomad Soul > you question my new master? he may have a glass eye, webbed feet and a dicky ticker, but he is still the very embodiment of evil, and almost unbeatable at super monkey ball.

A Faustian pact should see you gain supernatural powers, immortality, and the means of enchanting any female of your choosing.

You've been had by rogue demon.

Really? That sounds .. nice.

I don't geddit..

all I have to do is pinch one budgies head a month, leave cling film on toilet seats occasionally, and climb a clocktower some time in 2012 with a rifle and a pocket full of shells,

and for my troubles I get

monday afternoon off work and a ginsters cornish pastie.

the word lucifer has never sounded so sweet